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Smoocher
Posted: Friday, February 22, 2013 10:12:41 PM

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trinket wrote:
Get that cow out of here. Not me, the one that says MOO



NEIGH...That's a horse!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 5:20:48 AM

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It's a COW
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 6:50:50 AM

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Any chance of a bacon sandwich?? too early for ice cream ..
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 6:56:01 AM

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EmbarassedUmmmmm...Hi...nice to meet youEmbarassed
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 7:14:56 AM

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Hello and nice to meet you too ... Can I just say we only shared the bed because all of the local hotels were full ... I was very good ... I promise ..
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 7:22:17 AM

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uhhh. i gotta go
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 7:25:36 AM

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Please leave my bed...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 7:41:19 AM

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No need to ask me twice!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 8:20:33 AM

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Can we do a girls night out again soon?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 8:36:33 AM

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only if you promise to dance on the tables with me this time.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 8:40:40 AM

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You got it. Dancing there will be.
loveslegs
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 3:19:48 PM

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i'm sorry, you're in the wrong bed
SittingBallerina
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 5:04:57 PM

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Whoa, could you put that teddy bear back where it belongs please?

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-way-you-own-me.aspx
raven_e1
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 7:19:52 PM

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whoa ... u were so wild
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 7:50:34 PM

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Could you stop hiding in the shadows?
Dryad
Posted: Saturday, February 23, 2013 8:13:08 PM

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Umm...round two please?

simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 5:09:56 AM

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With all due respect are you aware you snore!!
beckynsoph
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 6:00:09 AM

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Hey, you were one hot animal lasynight.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:03:22 AM

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did you know you have sexy legs
VanGogh
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 12:10:47 PM

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there's paint EVERYWHERE! time for a shower!
Pancakez
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 6:06:56 PM

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I take two sugars in my coffee, thanks honey.

Broken are the bodies wherein hopeless hearts reside - the blight of despair strikes forth from inside..
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 7:44:06 PM

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Coffees in the kitchen.
simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, February 24, 2013 11:47:30 PM

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Yes I know ... be a sweetie and get me a cup please .. one sugar .. and oh a bacon sandwich would be just wonderful and I will love you forever ..
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 1:14:52 AM

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You smell bad.....
baileyass
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 1:46:53 AM

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I hope we just shared a bed.
FeistyWolf1970
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 7:20:51 AM

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Mind if I nibble on you for breakfast
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 7:27:01 AM

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Stop your whimpering...I told you I was a lesbian before you climbed in here
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 7:30:03 AM

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You could have told me that before you climbed on top of ME
MrLosAngeles
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 7:33:51 AM

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"Well, my dear, that was one helluva night. I feel great!" ;)
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 7:45:37 AM

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I had a dream last night about a huge snake....
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