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MrLosAngeles
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 8:15:45 AM

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Lately I seem to have developed a chronic swelling. It comes and goes, but always returns. Do you think I should have it looked at? Is it serious?

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Catnip
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 8:42:02 AM

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Does it occur when you're reading stories at lush? *giggles*

Olivia
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 3:32:16 PM

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Is it a localised swelling in a certain area?

I suggest you get your partner to give you an oral exam, see if they can identify the issue.

Failing that, a visit to your GP might be in order.
MrLosAngeles
Posted: Monday, February 25, 2013 5:24:25 PM

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It DOES seem to be lush-related. Maybe it's just a normal physio-reaction to the environment after all. Currently I have no medico-qualified partner. Perhaps there are volunteers at the clinic? ;) Thank you for your advice.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 1:46:05 PM

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These symptoms are rife in the Lush Community at the moment, must be highly contagious so perhaps we should all be thinking about cyber-vaccinations.
MrLosAngeles
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 1:48:37 PM

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Good point, trinket! Perhaps there's some topical ointment that could be rubbed on the swelling to make it go down. Now I'm thinking of an "over the counter" therapist :)
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 1:50:18 PM

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I'm sure there are 'things' that could be rubbed on the swelling to make it go down but I'm pretty sure none of them are ointments LOL
LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 1:52:28 PM

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My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. :( Maybe just a coincidence? FYI.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 1:57:41 PM

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LadyX, i'm sure you have heard the talk about Lush cyber-babies... I'd start saving your money asap LOL
MrLosAngeles
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 1:59:39 PM

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Those LUSH cyber babies are getting in all the topics now..I knew this would happen..
LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, March 05, 2013 2:00:26 PM

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trinket wrote:
LadyX, i'm sure you have heard the talk about Lush cyber-babies... I'd start saving your money asap LOL


All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.

Dani
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 8:37:10 AM

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LadyX wrote:
My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. :( Maybe just a coincidence? FYI.


OMG! Can I be the fairy god mother?


Magical_felix
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 5:39:09 PM

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LadyX wrote:
My online master had this affliction, and so I did my best to offer relief within my body. It seemed to work, but now I'm lush-pregnant. :

All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.



Buz
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 8:08:55 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.


Haven't you ever heard of a butt baby?

L16

Dani
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 9:28:06 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.


Immaculate ass conception?


Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 8:54:51 AM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


Immaculate ass conception?


Hmmm... We should name him Jesus. (pronounced hey-zeus)



sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:19:04 AM

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


MrLosAngeles
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 2:21:22 PM

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Please, people, cyber responsibly...use protection.


Ravyn
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 3:18:09 PM

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MrLosAngeles wrote:
Please, people, cyber responsibly...use protection.




Haha that is good

sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 4:31:55 PM

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 5:19:37 AM

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LadyX wrote:


All I wanted was to have a little fun, you know? He told me not to worry, and now I'm stuck with the consequences...

You've been served notice, Jack. Lush-child support is in order....asshole.



Magical_felix wrote:


Bitch... You can't get pregnant through the butt.



Well Jack, it seems that in cyberland anything is possible!



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