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nicola
Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 7:41:56 PM

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Well, hopefully it will be.

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April was designated as "National Humor Month" in 1976, by Larry Wilde.

It was designed to heighten public awareness on how the joy and therapeutic value of laughter can improve health, boost morale, increase communication skills and enrich the quality of one's life.

Competition Theme

Show your humorous and creative side. We are looking for fun, lighthearted and sexy stories / poems. Be as absurd and far-fetched as you like. Make us laugh!


Full competition details can be found here.




1st Place Prize: $200
2nd Place Prize: $100
3rd Place Prize: Potato
sprite
Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:06:12 PM

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could it be this potato?





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nicola
Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:14:08 PM

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I was going to send this one:

sprite
Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 8:16:44 PM

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nicola wrote:
I was going to send this one:



lol - the double take Kate did when catching a glimpse of that was priceless! really, it's a bit disturbing, boss. evil4



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 9:12:26 PM

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Don't get any ideas about playing with your food Miss Sprite...

Hey Nic...you didn't by any chance turn poor Gav into a potato?




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Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 10:18:29 PM

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Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 10:47:32 PM

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cocokisses wrote:



That gives me yet another reason to play with my food. Embarassed

LOL


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Posted: Thursday, March 7, 2013 10:50:16 PM

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The reading for the comp will be GREAT ...

*WARNING* Do not drink and read!! Lush will not pay for a new laptop that has been doused in wine/beer/beverages!

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Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 12:03:28 AM

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I'm not sure that I approve of combining Home Economics with Biology lessons:



Guest
Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 2:13:10 AM

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I can never look at a potato in the same way. EVER.
nicola
Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 2:45:02 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Don't get any ideas about playing with your food Miss Sprite...

Hey Nic...you didn't by any chance turn poor Gav into a potato?



If you don't know the difference between an egg and a potato, I'm not coming over to your place for that supper you keep promising to cook for me. Just sayin'.

Sprite - the colour does rather make it look like an "angry" penis doesn't it. We should hold a competition for the most outrageous use of the english language, to describe the sexual organs.

"I held his angry looking penis in my hand, and lovingly stroked his heavy balls, while licking my lips, greedily".

Too cliche, I need to give this some thought...

Liz
Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 5:14:14 AM

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Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 11:41:27 AM

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I couldn't help remembering "Blackadder" and Baldrick' s "turnip shaped like a thingy", which ended up being served raw to Edmund' s rabidly puritan aunt.




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Liz
Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 12:26:53 PM

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naughtyannie wrote:
I couldn't help remembering "Blackadder" and Baldrick' s "turnip shaped like a thingy", which ended up being served raw to Edmund' s rabidly puritan aunt.





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Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 3:11:53 PM

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nicola wrote:

We should hold a competition for the most outrageous use of the english language, to describe the sexual organs.


In the UK, the magazine "The Literary Review" has since 1993 given an annual "Bad Sex in Fiction Award", which is presented to the novelist who produces the worst description of sexual activity in a novel published that year. It gets a lot of publicity in the posh papers, as you can imagine. There's a good article about the 2012 award here:

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/sex-doesnt-get-worse-than-this-nancy-hustons-infrared-deserved-to-win-the-bad-sex-award-2012-8381962.html

I was rather taken by Tom Wolfe's "his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle..."




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nicola
Posted: Friday, March 8, 2013 3:33:05 PM

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I haven't looked at The literary Review for ages, thanks for the reminder and laughs annie!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, March 9, 2013 4:25:40 AM

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So, how big is this potato anyway? Still trying to decide if it's worth entering...




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nicola
Posted: Saturday, March 9, 2013 3:41:31 PM

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That reminds me of driving around Australia. They have the big banana, big prawn, big deck chair.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia's_big_things

Rather crass if you ask me. But fun to see evil4
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