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Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 1:55:59 AM

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a whip


an electric fan
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 1:56:33 AM

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a whip


an electric fan
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 8:11:15 AM

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a spanking machine

a used tennis ball
MsTara
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 10:06:41 AM

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a ball gag for a very naughty girl

dead lightbulb
LYFBUZ
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 6:28:17 PM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Lunch for robots

Marmite (vile yeast extract paste that Brits put on their toast when axle grease is unavailable)
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 6:41:19 PM

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Smear it on walls and you've got an analog for a dirty protest. It looks exactly the same, as well.

A jar of festering preserves.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 8:21:19 PM

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Ant bait.

A piece of steak, raw
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 8:23:10 PM

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Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
A lure for werewolves.

Slimy jelly beans.

Guest
Posted: Monday, March 25, 2013 8:25:47 PM

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Give them to sugarbaby for Easter mwahahaha


A gold badge.
Jonathans_Fantasies
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 12:21:14 AM

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A passport to the "really cool kids club"! :)


Pencil sharpening shavings

Banner below is a clickable link!
simplyjohn
Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 1:28:46 AM

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LYFBUZ wrote:
Lunch for robots

Marmite (vile yeast extract paste that Brits put on their toast when axle grease is unavailable)



Hey Hey ... I absolutely love Marmite and its got some great vitamins in too!!

Pencil sharpening .. pet litter

Wine bottle cork (here we go .. lol)



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 10:19:06 AM

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use it for a golf tee

a tin of paint
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 12:59:28 PM

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hair colour.


spearmint flavoured mouthwash
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:26:23 PM

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Chicken seasoning, you know if you like that sorta weird thing evil4

Empty deodorant can.
MsTara
Posted: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 4:17:59 PM

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Cut the top off and use it to plant a spring flower

The top off the empty deodorant can
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 9:21:59 PM

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some sort of nipple jewellery

a wooden oar
littlebitnaughty
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 9:46:17 PM

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Location: in a play house :D, United Kingdom
a flag pole :D


a fishing net :D
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:04:52 PM

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a useless sail on a pirate ship

the last page torn out of a murder mystery thriller
MsTara
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:39:45 PM

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Hot it hostage for lots of cash from the reader of the rest of the book

an empty match box
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:43:11 PM

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fill it with beads to make a single maraca

ten unstruck safety matches
LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:44:22 PM

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counting sticks for trinket

a handful of shiny baubles
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:54:42 PM

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tape them to different parts of your body and go to the doctor complaining of a pain in your baubles

a 1 metre length of sewer pipe, new
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 11:01:01 PM

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A makeshift didgeridoo

A Bay leaf
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 11:38:15 PM

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cover your eye with it to make a poor eyepatch

A small aubergine
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:13:07 AM

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Hollow it out and have sex with it.

A broken hard drive.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 8:34:36 AM

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Target Practice

An old school floppy disc (yeah, when they WERE "floppy")
MsTara
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 11:06:12 AM

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Do you mean the OLD 5.5" ones? Throw them like a Frisbee

Used tea leaves
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 11:10:36 AM

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Yes, those. ;)

used tea leaves.... to read the past? LOL

a shovel with the handle broken off
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 11:19:20 AM

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pretend your the tin man from the wizard of Oz and go to a masked ball

One Havaiana(flip flop, thong) from a pair
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 11:23:00 AM

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For spanking.

The empty spool from a spool of thread.
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