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Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 6:27:03 PM

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Lushies unite, let's make a new rule book!

First rule of Lush: No Exclusivity between cyber partners, unless you are actually married to each other in real life.

Fire away, fellow Lushies, what are your new rules? Keep it lighthearted, mind.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 30, 2013 12:41:48 AM

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How about: No men settting up accounts and pretending to be women?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 7:41:32 PM

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Everyone to sign a code of fucken etiquette
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 10:51:38 PM

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Hero_ wrote:
Everyone to sign a code of fucken etiquette


^^^^^THAT^^^^^ is just not fucken etiquette!
and I can't believe you knew how to spell etiquette!


Guest
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 10:53:46 PM

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^^^^^THAT^^^^^ is just not fucken etiquette!
and I can't believe you knew how to spell etiquette!

Funny!

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 10:55:40 PM

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Forgot to type rule.

Must fill out at least half of the profile.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 10:55:48 PM

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sottomesso wrote:
^^^^^THAT^^^^^ is just not fucken etiquette!
and I can't believe you knew how to spell etiquette!

Funny!




Ohhh you wouldn't laugh if you saw how poor his spelling is he he, but he did make up the term "fucken etiquette"
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 01, 2013 10:56:16 PM

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sottomesso wrote:
Forgot to type rule.

Must fill out at least half of the profile.



Lfunny
Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 7:54:15 AM

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Every lush member should be required to start at least one thread about cock size or pubic hair each month.
Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 10:41:20 AM

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Everyone should write at least ONE story for Lush.

hornyirishman
Posted: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:07:54 PM

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Poppet wrote:
Everyone should write at least ONE story for Lush.


Working on my first story Poppet.

Everyone should just relax and be themselves. This is the only place where no one judges you or cares if your kinks are masturbating over a pile of used tires while wearing big fuzzy slippers. Just be yourself!

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:13:11 PM

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How did you know ab my tire fettish?

If a chat isn't accepted after a couple of tries...stop asking. Just saying.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 02, 2013 8:17:52 PM

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hornyirishman wrote:


Working on my first story Poppet.

Everyone should just relax and be themselves. This is the only place where no one judges you or cares if your kinks are masturbating over a pile of used tires while wearing big fuzzy slippers. Just be yourself!


Lfunny that is a good one! I can imagine if you incorporated that masturbating scene into your story, I'd bawl my eyes out laughing.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 11:30:36 AM

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Ginger if I could write well enough, I would do my best to have you bawl your eyes out.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 7:21:52 PM

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sottomesso wrote:
Ginger if I could write well enough, I would do my best to have you bawl your eyes out.


I say have at it, you never know until you try (unless you've tried, that is... Huh? Just got waylaid by my own phrasing there.) you may even find it addictive to write, which is why most writers write, I think.
bigbubblygurlnc
Posted: Wednesday, April 03, 2013 10:26:26 PM

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At least one naked picture of yourself (no faces required).
Poppet
Posted: Thursday, April 04, 2013 6:54:18 PM

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Flirt with both sexes, because it's Lush and it can't hurt to flirt with the same sex, at least ONCE!

Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 04, 2013 6:55:50 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:


I say have at it, you never know until you try (unless you've tried, that is... Huh? Just got waylaid by my own phrasing there.) you may even find it addictive to write, which is why most writers write, I think.



No, you never know till you try Butts.... cause you still can't write Haiku and Roses are reds for shit!. Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 04, 2013 8:03:12 PM

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trinket wrote:



No, you never know till you try Butts.... cause you still can't write Haiku and Roses are reds for shit!. Regaeman Man


Well, if I could write Roses are reds for shit, I'd be doing that and spreading the shit all over the roses to make them all nice and red and then make a killing selling the damned things. Haiku are too fragging finnickey, so I just write random Kittyku =^.^= it's more betterer than Haiku.

Ooh, a wild, random rule appears: Every Lushie should threadjack, or be part of threadjacking, for one thread per week.
Jonathans_Fantasies
Posted: Friday, April 05, 2013 2:19:39 AM

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How about a time limit on how long you can be a "red person" C'mon folks having an avatar is NOT difficult!

Banner below is a clickable link!
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 05, 2013 9:40:03 PM

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MasterJonathan wrote:
How about a time limit on how long you can be a "red person" C'mon folks having an avatar is NOT difficult!


I second that, even if you use a generic avatar, it's still better than a fricking red and white.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 05, 2013 9:44:29 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:


Well, if I could write Roses are reds for shit, I'd be doing that and spreading the shit all over the roses to make them all nice and red and then make a killing selling the damned things. Haiku are too fragging finnickey, so I just write random Kittyku =^.^= it's more betterer than Haiku.

Ooh, a wild, random rule appears: Every Lushie should threadjack, or be part of threadjacking, for one thread per week.



Ahhh "Kittyku", LOVE it..... please tell me what the syllable breakup is for Kittyku Andrew? Now really, it is not something that can be random.. otherwise it wouldn't be a 'ku' anything..
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, April 06, 2013 2:30:26 AM

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Special days in the yearly calendar .. perhaps a be so so so nice to skunks day or men from the UK for example.

StillUndecided
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 12:55:29 PM

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simplyjohn wrote:
Special days in the yearly calendar .. perhaps a be so so so nice to skunks day or men from the UK for example.


How about a Turtle day?

Insert something witty here.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 2:38:03 PM

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Put up DRAMA FREE ZONE signs all around

To TRINK: Thank God For Spellcheck
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 4:22:55 PM

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trinket wrote:



Ahhh "Kittyku", LOVE it..... please tell me what the syllable breakup is for Kittyku Andrew? Now really, it is not something that can be random.. otherwise it wouldn't be a 'ku' anything..


Well, it can be about any subject, Kitties preferred and the the syllables are quite similar to Haiku, but instead of being 5,7,5, it's actually 8,6,8. It means you can ramble a bit more, so you have a bit more freedom =^.^=
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 4:32:17 PM

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NO whining, NO jealousy, NO.... just NO!
hornyirishman
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:09:34 PM

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Flirt shamelessly!

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:23:25 PM

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On fuck/ pass threads fuck as many as possible. If you must pass do so nicely.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 8:26:26 PM

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play nice and have fun
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