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Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 10, 2013 10:57:04 PM

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exposed to expose
toes pointed, soles reveal her
the painter, naked.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 11, 2013 7:29:56 AM

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I'm in a bad mood
Everything pisses me off
I hate everyone
Mazza
Posted: Monday, March 11, 2013 7:38:17 AM

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I love you, Trinket
I'll post some crap on your wall
That should cheer you up!

Today's a snow day
Was hoping to get work done
But my plans are foiled!

Nothing to see here...
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 11, 2013 7:55:01 AM

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Thanks for the crap Mazz
He's some sexy eye candy!
You cheered me up lots!


MrLosAngeles
Posted: Monday, March 11, 2013 1:26:29 PM

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Location: Marina del Rey, United States
Remember it's true.
Things seem less serious when
You have no clothes on.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 8:45:34 AM

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What? a potato?
I want a lelo instead
what a crappy prize.
LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:11:53 AM

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Your long stick of flesh,
Put it in my big bottom.
Now we have the sex.
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 11:21:04 AM

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Moderator

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Location: My Tower, Spain
latex panties tight
worth the time to put them on
never stay on long



Love not hate.
MrLosAngeles
Posted: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:08:34 PM

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Tongue licking on me,
Her eyes closed; fingering her
Wetness. Is this lust?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 8:24:25 AM

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I found a Trinket,
Wrapped in a shiny blanket,
avoiding dirty sprouts.
Mazza
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 9:01:46 AM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Lots to do today
But life's gotten in the way!
Oh well, tomorrow?

Nothing to see here...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 9:13:15 AM

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Mazza wrote:
Lots to do today
But life's gotten in the way!
Oh well, tomorrow?


A real life Mazza?
Now I know you are lying!
Get back to lushing.
MrLosAngeles
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 2:08:16 PM

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How at a distance
The scent of honey is ripe
To guide the hungry
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:09:51 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Inadvertent mess
Premature ejaculate
You still got some cum

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 2:15:05 AM

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orangefox444 wrote:
I found a Trinket,
Wrapped in a shiny blanket,
avoiding dirty sprouts.


Lfunny


Did someone say sprouts?
I HATE those dirty green things
They'll kill you for sure....
LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 9:19:39 PM

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Location: wandering..., Canada
Beads of moisture fall
Caught between our ectasy
Rivers of delight
LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 10:08:50 PM

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Location: wandering..., Canada
Night falls like mischief
Steamy Missouri echoes
A whisper: "Show me...."
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 7:31:29 AM

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Pain like a bee sting
I've been stung by a big prick
Life's a bitch sometimes

(dedicated to my soon to be ex-husband.)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 17, 2013 6:01:12 PM

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Brown snakes are deadly
Bites my ex-husband's small dick
Now I am happy :)
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2013 9:01:19 PM

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Mazza's got a date
Will he get into her pants?
Mazza hopes he will cat

Guest
Posted: Friday, March 22, 2013 9:04:36 PM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 5:35:52 PM

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Here is another
Crappy Haiku what you think?
Yeah, me too, I suck.
Mazza
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 5:44:26 PM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
trinket wrote:
Mazza's got a date
Will he get into her pants?
Mazza hopes he will cat



No pants invasion
A wonderful time was had
Do it again soon!!




I did lots of work
Learned some new audio skills
The world's my oyster :)

Nothing to see here...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 23, 2013 8:50:02 PM

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Covetous pack stalks
Devours it's prey urgently
Surfeited once more
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 10:56:19 AM

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GingerKitty wrote:
Here is another
Crappy Haiku what you think?
Yeah, me too, I suck.


I don't think you try
Have some bacon for breakfast
May help you write one.
LadyX
Posted: Thursday, April 4, 2013 11:04:50 AM

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"Grumpy girl" he says,
But he was not up all night.
Make my coffee. Now.
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 8:54:48 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness

Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 2,348
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
tell me where i am
between light and dark dreaming.
i am so unsure.

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 10:08:57 PM

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trinket wrote:


I don't think you try
Have some bacon for breakfast
May help you write one.


This bad Haiku is,
Bacon-free, terrible and,
Just freaking rotten.

On the other hand,
Trinket is gorgeous, you can't,
Disagree with me!

So, this Haiku is,
Probably really shit... Oh
Well, I'll go with it.
Mazza
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 5:24:47 AM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Haven't struck a blow,
Now it is after midday
I'd better shift ass...

Nothing to see here...
jacobport
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 5:48:43 AM

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Location: Liverpool, United States
Stopping in to see
The updates of my lush friends
Stuck writing haikus

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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