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Posted: Friday, April 05, 2013 10:53:13 PM

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hotgirluk26
Posted: Saturday, April 06, 2013 1:59:32 AM

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I see the store ran out of Viagra.
crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, April 06, 2013 2:07:53 AM

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"Oo-er Sir! That's some erected penis you have there!" Think

Frank
Posted: Saturday, April 06, 2013 3:43:04 AM

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crazydiamond wrote:
"Oo-er Sir! That's some erected penis you have there!" Think


Needs a shave though!



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anonymous1526
Posted: Saturday, April 06, 2013 11:38:57 PM

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'looks like another chickens neck'

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LadyGorgeous
Posted: Sunday, April 07, 2013 4:16:17 PM

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* gasp* -Speechless- *grabs*
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 1:08:08 AM

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"How come it's only got one eye?"
Jack_42
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 3:20:02 AM

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Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 3:36:54 AM

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You told me you had a big one you liar!!
hankyspanky
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 6:26:26 AM

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I,cant even locate the beast,how do u ladies?

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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 6:32:26 AM

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Where are you hiding the rest of it?
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:14:49 AM

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Looks just like a penis...................only smaller
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:19:00 AM

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Doesn't it need more 'erecting'?
Nikki703
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 7:28:30 AM

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Oh, they come in different sizes? This must be a mini!!
simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 10:25:08 AM

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Who said mini!!! small maybe but not mini!! whats the thread again?

crazydiamond
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 10:33:20 AM

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simplyjohn wrote:
Who said mini!!! small maybe but not mini!! whats the thread again?


Have you seen minis these days ?? They are massive! Like effing 4x4's bunny




simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 10:36:20 AM

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crazydiamond wrote:


Have you seen minis these days ?? They are massive! Like effing 4x4's bunny





Ok ok I can live with mini after all ...

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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 11:01:49 AM

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Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 11:26:18 AM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 12:53:49 PM

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I say remember, old chap, perhaps you should consulted a "dick"tionary before your next posting.

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Leiza350
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 1:27:09 PM

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sign10 sign10 sign10 I said its so small, who are you going to please with that, he said , my self so go for it ...lol
Frank
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 1:28:42 PM

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anonymous1526 wrote:
'looks like another chickens neck'


Would you like to throttle the chicken?


trinket wrote:
Doesn't it need more 'erecting'?


Let your fingers be the scaffolding.







Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 3:43:55 PM

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hmmm I don't like the look of that....
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 08, 2013 3:50:40 PM

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Lfunny


(of course I wouldn't do that in real life, EVER)
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Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 12:22:56 AM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 5:12:50 AM

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would look better with me on it
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 6:15:41 AM

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Hmm, an erect penis, hello Mr Erection!
Naughty_Nurse
Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 6:36:23 AM

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Haha, totally depends on the penis of course....
There are beauties but also ugly ones....big, small, massive....they all get another reaction haha.

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LOVES4PLAY
Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:07:59 AM

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You girls have come up with some of the funniest remarks that Ive ever read / heard.Love your humor & wit. Thank you all for posting..

ABIGAIL; Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki ------------------------------------------- "HERE MISTER, YOUR FLY IS OPEN!"
I'VE had a standing come back for that remark for a good many years..--------------------------------------------"ITS SO NICE OUT, THINK ILL LEAVE IT OUT! lol
Yes I get some strange looks , but it sure opens the door for some humors conversation..

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Posted: Tuesday, April 09, 2013 2:34:58 PM

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Oh my! Did I do that? Embarassed Can I do I a little more? b229
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