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kmac88
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 12:55:01 PM

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Depends if you want a quick one or not
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 3:07:12 PM

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Buz wrote:


Man you have a lot of time on your hands!


Was there a pun intended there? Get a grip Buz...


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 3:31:18 PM

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Anywhere from 30 seconds to 3 hours, depends on my mood and how much time I have
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 4:17:15 PM

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not trying to be a dick (no pun intended) but 1,2,3 hours?? come on.. spend some of that time at the gym and not in front of a computer screen.. when i need to its 5-10 minutes and then back to doing something productive.. spending more than that is just a waste of time..
Frank
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 4:41:00 PM

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j1991h wrote:
Anywhere from 30 seconds to 3 hours, depends on my mood and how much time I have


Liar



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benjam
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 5:06:42 PM

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it depends obviously!
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 5:55:43 PM

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Why do people feel the need to judge what someone else does with their time? What one person considers PRODUCTIVE may not be the same thing another person considers productive. To each his own. If someone did nothing but sit around and jerk off all day then maybe that person has a problem. But I don't think I see anyone saying they sit around and jerk off for 3 hours straight even every day.

And why even naturally assume they are sitting in front of a computer screen every time they jerk off. There are tons of other ways to jack off. People have been doing it long before computer screens. If you think there is no other way to do it then you have a very limited self-pleasuring life.

Masturbation time can be very helpful to your sex life. And that can be very productive. I have learned a lot in my almost 34 years of life about what I like and don't like just by experimenting with myself. And that comes in handy when I have another person to have fun with.

keoloke
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 6:23:28 PM

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Frank wrote:


Liar



Descriptive pic Frank... ha that's a 3h for sure.

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30 Seconds? Brain must be on overclocked!

3 hours? Boy, that becomes a job! Hmm manual labor.


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Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:50:29 AM

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pricklypear wrote:


do you have a habit of looking at guy's penises or are you trying to tell us something?


What exactly would I be trying to tell you, please enlighten me........



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Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 10:56:06 AM

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Dudealicious wrote:


What exactly would I be trying to tell you, please enlighten me........



I think it was a thinly veiled accusation that you are from the fairy kingdom.

Not saying you are... But you asked.



Guest
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 2:53:46 PM

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Frank wrote:


Liar



Lol, basically edging for 2hrs 30mins. Could blow at any time but I do take breaks, go softer then start again.
Dudealicious
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:16:33 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:


I think it was a thinly veiled accusation that you are from the fairy kingdom.

Not saying you are... But you asked.


Just think I actually was happy to see you back again and even went so far as to welcome you back.

Fuck how could I have been so stupid!!!

Just kidding magic man, I kinda missed you.....sorta

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sprite
Posted: Monday, April 22, 2013 6:40:26 PM

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Dudealicious wrote:


Just think I actually was happy to see you back again and even went so far as to welcome you back.

Fuck how could I have been so stupid!!!

Just kidding magic man, I kinda missed you.....sorta


i missed Jack, too. next time, i use a rifle with a scope. :)

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