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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013 4:53:15 PM

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Yeah, I had no idea this was in the record books either my friends...dontknow

Anyway, this thing she's got between her legs sounds positively dangerous...heck, she could probably mash a potato with that thing...

Russian Gymnast Has the World's Strongest Vagina
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Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 20, 2013 11:36:20 AM

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Brings a whole new meaning to the word 'nutcracker'
crazydiamond
Posted: Saturday, April 20, 2013 11:37:44 AM

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Her taste in shoes is still quite weak though. bunny

hornyirishman
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 8:37:45 PM

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This makes me wonder what she does with her Christmas Ornaments.

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foxjack
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 8:47:04 PM

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What the fuck...
Buz
Posted: Sunday, April 21, 2013 9:37:02 PM

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I think she's available as a Russian Mail Order Bride. Don't tell that to WellMadeMale or he may place an order and charge her by credit card.laughing3





Mari84
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:28:12 PM

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Wonder what her gynecologist thinks?
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, May 5, 2013 11:36:56 AM

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Buz wrote:
I think she's available as a Russian Mail Order Bride. Don't tell that to WellMadeMale or he may place an order and charge her by credit card.laughing3


That homely wench would have to pay me to marry her, Buzz. Get real, I don't screw just anything with a hole.

(I can be persuaded if she has a coupla million $s in our joint checking account)

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Buz
Posted: Sunday, May 5, 2013 1:28:11 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


That homely wench would have to pay me to marry her, Buzz. Get real, I don't screw just anything with a hole.

(I can be persuaded if she has a coupla million $s in our joint checking account)


Well she does have potential to make a lot of money. She'd be quite the reality TV show.

If you did stick your wang in her she might never let go. Ouch!





crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, May 5, 2013 1:34:02 PM

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How do we really know thats coming out of her flower? Could be her arse! From that angle....we'll never know! bunny

Iain69
Posted: Sunday, May 5, 2013 9:57:48 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:
How do we really know thats coming out of her flower? Could be her arse! From that angle....we'll never know! bunny


A valid point Ms Diamond, although if it is hanging from her ass she still does have a certain talent: a talent which maybe has more appeal to us men for fairly obvious reasons icon_smile.

However you are right, at that angle it could even be hanging from her pubes: assuming she has any...
Dani
Posted: Sunday, May 5, 2013 11:02:46 PM

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I've seen her future...it isn't pretty:





mrick
Posted: Sunday, May 5, 2013 11:19:19 PM

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argue
slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
I've seen her future...it isn't pretty:oh my what fun


crazydiamond
Posted: Monday, May 6, 2013 2:08:39 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
I've seen her future...it isn't pretty:



MY EYES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NEVER UNSEE THAT! crybaby

Dani
Posted: Monday, May 6, 2013 3:11:27 PM

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crazydiamond wrote:


MY EYES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NEVER UNSEE THAT! crybaby


L46





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