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anonymouslylush
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:31:31 PM

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Eat a case of twinkies off your secretary's bosom

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HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:14:39 PM

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Fart in the elevator every time the boss gets on

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 1:21:05 AM

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grind your groin suggestively in the direction of everyone who enters your building for a week
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 1:39:12 PM

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 2:43:09 PM

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Inject helium into to air con system
SittingBallerina
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 2:54:11 PM

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J - Jerk off at your desk so everyone can see then go into your boss's office ad jerk off in front of him.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:01:39 PM

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kick the boss down the lift shaft, drag his/her body up to the top floor and kick them down again
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:39:54 PM

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Lose all the important documents that keep your company running.

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:43:05 PM

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Manipulate the share price of the company so that it is worthless
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:27:56 PM

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Nominate your boss for the worst boss of the year award

naughtyannie
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:43:03 PM

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Ogle the boss's wife, then fuck her over his desk...

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Poppet
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 5:14:04 PM

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Piss on the boss's shoes..... Whistle

SittingBallerina
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 5:25:39 PM

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Punch him in his face right as he was about to walk into his office and follow him. Knock him down and kick him him the ribs a couple times before he gaps out "You're fired you son of a bitch." I smile and walk out the building.
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 7:30:14 PM

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AmericanBeauty
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 10:06:30 PM

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Location: Stuck in , United States
R- have the little red riding hood and her wolf destroy the office space and blame it on the CEO

Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:32:57 PM

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Send transexual prostitutes to fuck your boss's wife and secretary and charge them to your boss's credit card.
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 7:32:27 PM

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Take nude pictures of your boss and his secretary

Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 8:31:26 PM

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Carry an Urn around claiming its your grandmothers ashes and she wished to forever be by your side.

AmericanBeauty
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 9:17:50 PM

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V- vacuum the entire office while every one is working so hard on important documents

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:16:35 PM

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water the office plants every day ...... with your piss
Poppet
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 8:44:37 PM

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Xerox your bum and post it all over the office.

AmericanBeauty
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:15:53 PM

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y- yell on the top of lungs when speaking to the people at the office

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:20:41 PM

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Zap your boss all day pew pew pew pew
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 7:51:43 AM

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 12:46:32 PM

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b - blow the office to kingdom come
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 3:06:30 PM

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C - Cover the office with clingfilm, every square inch, and charge the cost of the cling film to the company
EDWolfe
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 10:37:40 PM

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Drag around a dead animal (skunk, horse, etc.) and say it's necessary for you to perform your tasks.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 10:49:43 PM

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Explain everything in the simplest terms and loudly.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 11:15:33 PM

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Frown and roll your eyeballs, when asked any question.

"We're ordering pizza for everyone who volunteered to stay late and work tonight, what kind would you like?"

"Your TPS reports are due in 20 minutes, can I expect them then?"

"The CEO's administrative assistant claims you knocked her up when the condom broke during the Christmas Party, is there any truth to this statement?"

"HR would like to see you in Miss Rubedales office at 11:00 am sharp, can you be there?"



Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
EDWolfe
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 3:44:14 PM

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Gasp and strike every person who asks you a question.

"What did you want for lunch?"

<gasp><punch> "How dare you!"
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