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HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 4:28:58 PM

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Let's do it ...... post something you can do in the bedroom to ruin the mood.....ABC style....you know the alphabet. LOL


A -- Accidentally shoot cum into your partner's eye

HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 7:29:06 PM

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B -- Burn your knees or your partners knees on the carpet

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 4:52:23 PM

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count the amount of grey pubic hairs she has
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 4:59:52 PM

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D - Die
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 5:29:46 PM

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Exorcise her "demon"
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 5:46:01 PM

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Forget their name
Ardentmale
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:12:29 PM

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Get crumbs all over the bed...

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
BlackTalon
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:14:46 PM

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hard-on lacking

Knowledge is nothing if not shared, with your slave, your community, and those wishing to enter into it. So I will continue to look for topics to give My opinion about, yes opinion.

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:20:00 PM

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inhale a fart while in 69 dontknow
Ardentmale
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:27:29 PM

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Just lay there....

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 6:47:15 PM

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Kill the choked chicken
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 7:18:45 PM

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Laugh at his size.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 8:08:08 PM

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Massacre her stuffed animal collection to put their heads on your wall
beinggood
Posted: Wednesday, May 8, 2013 11:33:55 PM

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Having a pollen attack and sneezing..kind of ruins it...lol

doing my best to be good..
bill11
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:46:11 AM

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Not having her name right when your whispering sexy comments in her ear
Ardentmale
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 4:15:04 AM

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Orgasming before you get it in... eeep!!

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 6:41:06 AM

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Putting it in the wrong hole.
MrDark
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 7:28:38 AM

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HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 7:56:31 AM

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S - Say the wrong name when your partner is giving u a blowjob

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 8:12:06 AM

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T - Talk about money
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 11:08:36 AM

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utterly bore her to death talking about onions
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:13:37 PM

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Vivarin tablets required to stay awake enough, just to continue with the romance.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 5:22:42 PM

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Wear a smelly sock over your cock and declare it as a condom.
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Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 5:42:24 PM

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xerox her tits and arse repeatedly, using the prints to wallpaper the bedroom
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 5:46:54 PM

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Yellow spotting on the front of your tighty-whities is - to successful sexual encounters... as curly short hairs in your potato soup is - to a premium restaurant review.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 9, 2013 8:14:26 PM

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ZZZzzzz fall asleep
EDWolfe
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 4:33:37 PM

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Assume your partner's ready for you to enter him/her when s/he's really not.
BlackTalon
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 6:11:31 PM

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trinket wrote:
Putting it in the wrong hole.


There's a wrong hole??

Bash her head into the headboard

Knowledge is nothing if not shared, with your slave, your community, and those wishing to enter into it. So I will continue to look for topics to give My opinion about, yes opinion.

*** Disclaimer ***
My way of thinking doesn't fit everyone, nor does anyone elses, it is not My intention to tell anyone else here how they must see or do things, as there are as many views of what "the life" means to people as there are people in it.
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 9:12:40 PM

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Calling your family members while doing it

Guest
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 10:30:21 PM

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dump your tax retuns on the bed and start calculating them during
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