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LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 02, 2013 4:10:24 PM

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toast Lushites, it's happy hour! Pour Wine Pint Drunk and drinks are on me!

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:01:35 AM

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(sips at his coffee--shudders--pours in a healthy slug of Beaver Breath Brandy---sips again---grimaces.---mumbles, "That's a bit mo'better.---pours in a lot more BBB---sips and sighs in contentment.)

Yesterday, the old info highway was a rough road for me. For instance, I tried to post this only to get an error message. But not unlike King Alfred and his spider, I'm gonna try, try again.

Thought some Lush writer types might be interested in this book. The annotation is from the online catalog of the Library of Congress, Talking Books for the Blind, site.


Women on top: how real life has changed women's sexual fantasies DB 35788

Friday, Nancy. Reading time: 21 hours, 44 minutes.
Read by Jennifer Mendenhall.

Social Sciences
Women

Using letters from women, many in their twenties, Friday discusses a woman's right to experience full sexual release. She emphasizes masturbation and discusses women's fantasies: being in control, being with other women, and being sexually insatiable. Strong language, violence, and explicit descriptions of sex.


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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 9:38:34 AM

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Good Morning, Lushites! My graduation from the community college was two days ago, and I made it out of there with honors. Next on my agenda, is to find out which school I'm going to transfer to and complete my bachelor's degree in a double major of journalism and photography, and a minor in international relations.

I am freelancing in both writing and photography for the summer, and I'm one step closer to having my official website up and running (I'll post the link when it's ready). I am busy updating my author blog with teasers and more pics. I'll have that link ready soon, too.

When's church service going to begin?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:10:11 AM

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Way to go, Sister Sharon! :)

A silent prayer service of thanks will be held in back of Rumplations before the congregation jumps into the dumpster hot tub for a seriously total emersion ceremony.

Can I have a big, AMEN?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, May 05, 2013 3:33:01 PM

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AMEN!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 2:49:34 PM

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The old Wurlitzer just started blaring out a song by somebody or something named Beaver. Which raises the question, who the hell let one of those slimy things slither onto the playlist?

For the rest of the day or until the power goes out again, we'll be holding Rumplations' first-ever annual, Cinco de Mayo, celebration. That is to say, there's a One-for-the-price-of-Two special on Tequila Shooters. Enjoy, amigos.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:35:57 PM

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Judging from the number of empty tequila bottles, yesterday's, Cinco de Mayo, celebration was a success. Therefore, in line with Rumplations' motto of always giving the customer what they want...whenever profitable...today is being declared, Sixo de Mayo (impressive Spanish, se?) at least until we run out of tequila.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
CurlyGirly
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 5:27:06 PM

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WooHoo! Sex de Mayo! I'm all in with that. bates Oh wait, you said Sixo de Mayo. Nevermind... 588-rolleyes



Anyway, since it looks like we cleaned the bar out on Cinco de Mayo, I brought over some vodka to restock the joint.





It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 1:14:27 PM

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Ah, CG, many thanks my amigoette. Only question is whether that vodka is made from potatos?

Have you 'thunk' up a candid entry for the photo contest?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 6:27:19 PM

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Sexo de Mayo was a huge hit, and I'm working on a piece i started a few years ago involving a camera and developing film.


The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, May 08, 2013 6:57:36 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Ah, CG, many thanks my amigoette. Only question is whether that vodka is made from potatos?

Have you 'thunk' up a candid entry for the photo contest?

glasses8


De nada!

It most definitely is made from potatoes. I have a surplus these days. confused5 Not planning on entering this comp, but looking forward to reading the entries.

LS, good luck with your story!



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Mazza
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 11:46:53 AM

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LadySharon wrote:
Sexo de Mayo was a huge hit, and I'm working on a piece i started a few years ago involving a camera and developing film.


That sounds good - look forward to reading that...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 09, 2013 2:54:44 PM

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Greetings, lusty ladies of Lush.

You can't imagine the excitement out here in the ozone east of Luckenback. Our local DA (Travis County/Austin) is now out of jail after she served a couple weeks on her 45-day sentence for DUI.

A round of tequila shooters on the house.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
CurlyGirly
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 7:30:07 PM

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All I've got to say...



I'll climb back on the horse tomorrow.



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



Mazza
Posted: Friday, May 10, 2013 8:11:00 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
All I've got to say...



I'll climb back on the horse tomorrow.


You? Quit drinking???



I've had a good AND a shitty day... I'm tired and grumpy and finishing my drink now....

I need my bed...
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:12:18 PM

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So are you two birds, CG and Maz, aka Drunk & Disorderly,responsible for the power going out in Lushland, again?

If so, your next drinks are freebies. Not being a light-dependent lifeform myself, the lights going out sort of evens things up a bit.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 5:38:44 PM

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Sorry about that guys...

We'd come to an agreement not to use our high voltage sex toys at the same time. It's such a drain on the national grid you know...

Seems we got our wires crossed and blew a few fuses...

Oops!!

(I'll take a JD and coke, if I may?)
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, May 11, 2013 7:27:56 PM

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(slides over a JD and Coke)

Maz, there's a rumor, totally unsubstantiated (the best kind), that it was you and CG, doing dirty with your toys in the lavatory of the Boeing 787 that caused those lithium batteries to melt down.

Just a rumor, you understand...but if some folks from Boeing show up at your front door, better head out the back. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Buz
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013 7:07:52 AM

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Good morning all! Well its morning here and I'm drinking coffee.

LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013 9:28:18 AM

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I'm having a Mimosa

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, May 12, 2013 1:38:21 PM

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Mazza wrote:
Sorry about that guys...

We'd come to an agreement not to use our high voltage sex toys at the same time. It's such a drain on the national grid you know...

Seems we got our wires crossed and blew a few fuses...

Oops!!

(I'll take a JD and coke, if I may?)


Sorry, I've been having trouble figuring out that whole different time zone thing. Embarassed Maybe if someone can draw me a conversion chart, so that doesn't happen again. confused1



It won a potato. Aren't you intrigued?



scooter
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 4:52:30 AM

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Good morning and a belated Happy Mothers Day to all.
I see many here have been busy doing positive things in life, so congratulations to everybody.
Me, I'm just trying to keep my vessel on an even keel.




CurlyGirly wrote:


Sorry, I've been having trouble figuring out that whole different time zone thing. Embarassed Maybe if someone can draw me a conversion chart, so that doesn't happen again. confused1


Sorry CG, I know enough about time zones to stay away from them.
I think I found the problem though, and should have this baby up-n-running again by noon!




"Happy Vibrating" everybody.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 6:17:54 AM

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Morning, Monday moaners. Buzz brought his own coffee. For the rest of you there's a newly concocted (enuindo alert) pot of Busty's brew. Fortunately, there's also a newly opened case of Beaver Breath Brandy to fortify your drinking experience.

Glad I am to have the Scooter-unit back among us. No extra charge for your BBB this morning, old pal...just the usual one. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 7:26:34 PM

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The 60's west coast folk/rock/pop group 'We Five' is chiefly remembered, if at all, as a one-hit wonder thanks to, 'You Were On My Mind.' However, they had a cut on their first LP which I've always thought was one of the finest, if unknown, songs in the pop category.

I still can't believe I've finally gotten my linking troubles fixed, but if this sucker works, givethe song a listen and let me know what you think.



We Five: Love Me Not Tomorrow

Nightcaps on the house...but you got to climb up there and get 'em yourself.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 13, 2013 7:43:02 PM

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Gloom and despair everywhere.

One more try and then on to some serious drinking no matter what happens...or doesn't.



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 4:48:05 AM

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Morning, to all ye light-dependent lifeforms. I'm going to try that (insert obscenity of choice) link one more time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saey5ZhXEyU

Okay, it's time to celebrate:

TITTY TUESDAY!

Feel free to post self-portraits or such Lush lady look-a-likes as Pamela Anderson, Playmate Dolly Reed, or maybe Jayne Mansfield.

Coffee's hot and waiting. Remember, no guts...no glory. On the other hand, no coffee...some guts left.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:47:29 PM

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Submitted for your consideration: The top five song on Billboard's, ' The 50 Sexiest Songs.

5
"Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for two wks (9/8/1973)

Marvin Gaye's sweetly soulful voice was an aphrodisiac in and of itself; thus, he rarely resorted to subtleties when it came to his lyrics. "Let's Get It On" remains one of the most blatant sex songs of all time; the soul-music equivalent of a sure thing.
Sexiest lyric: "Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be?/ I'm asking you, baby, to get it on with me"

4
"Too Close" - Next

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for five wks (4/25/1998)

The Minneapolis trio could barely contain its excitement on this raunchy track. R.L, Terry and Raphael moan and groan about their female dance partner's "grindin'" and "shakin'" -- and their respective bulges as a result -- atop a Chicago-style step dance production. Hopefully, the men made it off the dancefloor without any vasocongestion (look it up).
Sexiest lyric: "Baby when we're grinding, I get so excited/ Ooh, how I like it, I try but I can't fight it"

3
"I'll Make Love To You" - Boyz II Men

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for 14 wks (8/27/1994)

Although more polite with its sexual innuendos than other early-'90s baby-makin' tracks, the Philly quartet hit all the right spots with this chart-topping ballad. Some lyrics are so subdued, in fact, that the penguins from the 2006 animated film "Happy Feet" used them for a "heartsong." How ... cute?
Sexiest lyric: "Throw your clothes, on the floor/ I'm gonna take my clothes off too/ I made plans to be with you"

2
"Tonight's The Night" - Rod Stewart

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for eight wks (11/13/1976) Hot 100 Peak: 1 for eight wks

Using his pack-a-day croon to maximum effect, Mr. Sexy is anything but coy in this ballad about getting his "virgin child" a nice big drink, helping her off with her dress and sweet talking her into her first time. From the woman moaning in French at song's end -- a cameo by Stewart's then-girlfriend, Bond girl Britt Ekland -- tonight was, apparently, the night.
Sexiest lyric: "You'd be a fool to stop this tide/ Spread your wings and let me come inside"

1
"Physical" - Olivia Newton-John

Hot 100 Peak: 1 for 10 wks (11/21/1981)

While the well-known video features Olivia Newton-John working out at a gym, the song "Physical" touts the benefits of a different kind of workout. The 1982 hit was so suggestive that it was banned by many radio stations across the globe -- as well as the entire country of South Africa. But the not-so-innocent Australian girl-next-door scored the biggest hit of the '80s and proved, once and for all, that sex sells ... mountains of records, that is.
Sexiest lyric: "I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie/ There's nothing left to talk about unless it's horizontally"

--Just so you know, Billboard came up with a methodology for this list...as opposed to the whatever comes to mind' approach I usually employ.

glasses8 .

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 6:02:38 PM

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Please Mr Rump.

Give me all the usualls you got, And make it snappy willya?
I love this place, if for no other reason, well, because it's your place Rump.

You and Busty's

Happy early fathers day old friend.

Scooter
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 6:54:58 PM

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Well, drinks are on me to celebrate the fact that I got a new badge on my profile today!!!




(I know, I'm pathetic, but hey....)

Cheers!

Pour Wine
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:07:43 AM

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*does body shots off Mazza*

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
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