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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 16, 2013 7:35:12 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
(sips thoughtfully on the Maker's Mark whiskey kept hidden in a bottle labled, 'Old Muleshoe')

Now don't laugh, but I've been thinking about that 'Sexiest Songs' list from, Billboard. IMHO, their formula needs some tinkering. I mean, just off the top of my pointy little head, I can think of three songs from back in my day that should be on any such list:

The Rolling Stoens: Let's Spend the Night Together
The Doors: Light My Fire
Elvis: It's Now or Never

Comments, whether bouquets or brickbats, are welcome.

glasses8

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Friday, May 17, 2013 5:19:07 PM

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Those are good songs, Rump...

I'll have a think about those too...




RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, May 18, 2013 7:59:17 PM

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Posts: 2,921
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Evening, Lush lads and lassies. (If I've just called the entire female customer base 'bitches' well, just consider the source and accept this humble apology.)
In atonement, I'll make a nightcap or two from some single-malt whisky (Scotch) someone left on Busty's nightstand. Strange but true.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, May 19, 2013 8:09:37 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
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Location: The Tundra, United States
You got the whiskey I left for you then, Rump.

The Roommates Trilogy:
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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 20, 2013 5:40:14 AM

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Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,921
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, Monday moaners. If this is another Blue Monday for you, try a cup of Busty's coffee and everthing else will seem mo' better.

Speaking of better, many thanks for that fine sippin' whisky, your Ladyship. Just like some Lush ladies I could mention, it was a taste treat. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:59:04 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Happy Hump Day, to all deviant denizens of this den of depraved and/or dirty delights.

So, how's by y'all?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 12:36:41 PM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
The usual: work, look for apartment, write hot story

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:36:54 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Need a drink, encouraging word or maybe a relaxing full-body massage to get you off (so to speak) in a positive way? ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:51:51 PM

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A dip in the Jacuzzi and a nice drink will suffice.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 4:51:04 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Whatever your Ladyship desires. I'll just check 'Maybe--ask me again, later' on that full-body massage.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 11:34:50 AM

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It's the unofficial start to the Summer, and I declare the dumpster pool to be officially open. Drinks are all being paid for by a guy named Exakta66.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
seeker4
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2013 1:55:38 PM

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Bit too cool for swimming up here (high of 14 C today) but a dip in the dumpster would have been welcome last weekend when we had a brief taste of summer.

And if someone else is a-payin' then I'm a-drinkin'

My first Lush Stories poem is a competition entry!

Thoughts From Our Old Flat

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, May 27, 2013 12:42:18 PM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
occasion5 Happy Memorial Day!Pour Wine Regaeman Man

Dumpster pool opens tomorrow!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 10:12:59 AM

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I posted my latest piece of poetry over on the blue site, and I have a piece of micro fiction I'm going to post once the error message stops showing up every time I try to post the story. I'll post it next week, I guess.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 5:02:35 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Evening, your Ladyship. Care for a small libation, or would a large one be more satisfying?

Sorry to hear about your hassel over at the, 'Little Blue' site. Maybe that libation needs to be not only large but a double. Just a thought. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 5:32:00 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Happy 'HUMP DAY' to all good humpers wherever ye may hump.

For those needing a serious kick start (as in the ass) what ever it is Busty's come up with this morning tastes a bit like a double-expresso and has so much caffine the mug has the jitters.

Just a reminder, it's four weeks till the deadline for entries in the latest Lush contest...at least I think it is.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:18:18 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, Lushlanders. Here's hoping everyone has a degenerate 'LAST DAY IN MAY' celebration lined-up. Granted, this event lacks the zing of 'Titty Tuesday' but any excuse for drunken debauchery will do.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 12:02:18 PM

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What kind of degenerate are we talking? The "swimming in the dumpster with naked porn starlets before taking them from behind as they lean on the bar" variety? Because I could use a bit of that, to be honest.

sex




My first Lush Stories poem is a competition entry!

Thoughts From Our Old Flat

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 4:44:48 PM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
Posts: 2,166
Location: The Tundra, United States
Is there a way we can get a jacuzzi here? There's a shopping cart grill and a dumpster pool, why not a sink jacuzzi?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:14:22 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,869
DirtyMartini wrote:
Is this the place I heard has "Warm beer and cold women"???
Hmmm...give me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...it's one of those days...put it on my tab...


I'll take a double shot of Yeager and a Beck's. Put it on DM mans tab. He said it was cool.Pint Drunk
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 8:06:00 PM

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*hands SMFM the Yeager and Becks* here you go. Enjoy your stay. Don't worry about the pistachio nut shells that are hitting you. That's Terrance the tarantula saying hi.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 6:24:43 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, rowdy Rumplators. Judging from the number of inert nude bodies with smiling faces draped on and around the official Rumplations Dumpster Hot Tub, I'd say yesterday's 'Last Day in May' celebration was a success. That being so, let's proclaim today's TGIF debauch, 'First Day in June Beer Bust and Crawfish Boil.' (don't want to waste all that hot water in the dumpster)

Seeker asked:
What kind of degenerate are we talking? The "swimming in the dumpster with naked porn starlets before taking them from behind as they lean on the bar," variety?

Rumple response: Well, sure, among other things. But don't forget the barely 16, horny, virgin Catholic school girls who just escaped from the convent.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
seeker4
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 12:03:29 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Rumple response: Well, sure, among other things. But don't forget the barely 16, horny, virgin Catholic school girls who just escaped from the convent.

glasses8


I just thought that was how all porn starlets started out so didn't mention it. Regaeman Man



My first Lush Stories poem is a competition entry!

Thoughts From Our Old Flat

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 6:51:11 PM

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Seeker wrote:
I just thought that was how all porn starlets started out so didn't mention it.

There you go, thinking again. Truth be told, while that is a major source of talent, the frustrated daughters of holy-roller southern preachers are a long-standing industry resource...or so I've been told.

Got in a fresh shipment of, Beaver Breath Brandy. Care for a hit?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 10:03:19 AM

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Morning, weekend wanton-be's. Go ahead and drink your fill of Busty's coffee. After that, the rest of the weekend will be a snap.

In the 'Zodiac Must Be Correct' category comes news that today is the birthday of: Morgan Freeman, Pat Boone, Marilyn Monroe, and in a metaphysical sense, that of Superman. Now there's bound to be a connection, right?

Investigative reporting: the May 7th issue of 'The Daily Beast' has an article, 'How Ten Top Porn Stars Lost their Virginity' which should make the NY Times and '60 Minutes' hang their head in shame for not having done it first. What follows may or may not be a working link.



glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 5:58:42 AM

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Morning, Lushlanders. It's the first Monday in June which means, as is well known, this is the first chance this month folks have been able to officially piss and moan about it being Monday. Sort of a, mis-anthropic principal, if you know what I mean...and if you do, please let me know.

(sips coffee, shudders, adds more BBB, tries again, twitches, then takes a bigger slug of the stuff)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
savanna
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 11:36:09 AM

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Oh Hell Well Time to say Hi to all Lets have a great new Month ahead. Coffee Cake Please Or is the Bar open?
seeker4
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 12:01:19 PM

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savanna wrote:
Oh Hell Well Time to say Hi to all Lets have a great new Month ahead. Coffee Cake Please Or is the Bar open?


A more valid question would be "Is this bar ever closed?"

It's after lunch and rather stressful here. Scotch, neat, please. Pint Drunk

My first Lush Stories poem is a competition entry!

Thoughts From Our Old Flat

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 12:35:09 PM

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Hello, Savannah. I'd ask how things are in your neck of the woods but that's pretty much covered in the headlines. (sigh) Let's see, what about some of the house special, Beaver Breath Brandy with another shot as a chaser?

Then there's the K-Mart brand scotch I've been saving for Seeker. He's a Canadian and reportedly had all his shots so it should be safe to share with him.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scarletblue
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 6:06:23 PM

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Hiya patrons of the best bar in lush town ...

Just popping in yet again to say hellooo .. It's rather quiet in here confused5

Coffee cake ESP for sav ...

If you need anything else angel ,just ask .. I took the liberty of hiring a .. Waiter dontknow ..( he looks like a waiter confused1 )



Clears throat ..
Erm .. Heard the service was not so great in this uh erm fine establishment Whistle
Lolz
Hope ya all doing well and are misbehaving .. Within reason of course !










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