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Guest
Posted: Monday, May 27, 2013 7:55:03 PM

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To have a wild night
FeistyWolf1970
Posted: Monday, May 27, 2013 7:58:34 PM

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To make sure that she gets a good nights sleep....
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 27, 2013 8:35:28 PM

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Because he's tied to my bed evil4
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 5:27:08 AM

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she has wolfie tied up and letting me watch
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 6:28:12 AM

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I'm petting my pet, DO NOT DISTURB!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 7:10:38 AM

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i'm getting petted
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 12:13:35 PM

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Because she stole my old Waylon Jennings albums
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 1:27:02 PM

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Because he's been a bad, bad boy....hahaha
seeker4
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 1:30:52 PM

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If she asks nicely, I'll let her out. Or do anything else she might want.


My lovely friend Sally came to me with another hot story idea that I helped her flesh out (flesh, heh! heh!). This lady has a sexy imagination to go with her smokin' bod so give her a look.

Two Cocks Are Better than One
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:01:44 PM

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the kitty was all wet and dirty so used a towel to clean up and then some milk
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 9:09:53 AM

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She's trying to seduce me..... and it's working
matt55
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 9:48:53 AM

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It wasn't me...it was my wife!
matt55
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 9:48:55 AM

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It wasn't me...it was my wife!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 10:32:15 AM

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His wife made me do it.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:01:58 AM

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because i caught her sneaking around the forums
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:24:26 AM

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because he was shoving his sausage down my throat.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:10:32 PM

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She told me she didn't like bacon
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:57:15 PM

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Because he is continually stalking hotstuff... Her and I are going to teach him a lesson. ;)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 3:01:14 PM

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She's teaching Jethro a lesson
LYFBUZ
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 4:18:40 PM

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dunno..but I smell smoke...
Jinxy
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 4:49:25 PM

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So he can take care of my ankle for me, duh.

†Jinxy Approved†

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 5:40:07 PM

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she was sleepwalking again and thought I was buz so I just called him to come get her
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:36:33 PM

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She didn't want me to see.. she said it was a surprise
bill11
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 4:01:17 AM

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Looks like she spent the night enjoying herself
hornyirishman
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 5:22:44 PM

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Because his boat crashed through the wall of my house and landed in my bedroom.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 7:56:55 PM

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Turns out Irish men *are* pretty horny! I'm not letting him escape!
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 7:59:28 PM

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Because she KEEPS stealing my underwear and all my happy1 she is
NOT getting away this time! evil4

Guest
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 11:27:39 PM

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Gonna show me her etchings, LOL
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 31, 2013 11:31:15 PM

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ok, for the last time.. there are no locks on my bedroom door.. whoever is in there wants to be there, right kinks?
matt55
Posted: Saturday, June 1, 2013 7:34:05 AM

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I always lock other Georgia folks up in my bedroom...especially the fun ones.
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