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hornyirishman
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 8:29:46 AM

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He broke into my house and was speaking in tongues. I'm scared!

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SirBunny
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 3:37:11 PM

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Because he's a horny Irishman, someone's got to keep them locked away Genpop.




Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 11:09:14 PM

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Haven't seen him in a long time, long chat to catch up.
naughtyannie
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 11:12:00 PM

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Because I caught her rooting through my knickers drawer, looking for my vibrator. Again.

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EDWolfe
Posted: Saturday, June 01, 2013 11:52:18 PM

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Because she insisted.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 9:27:20 AM

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He's playing with his sword
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 11:12:00 AM

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because I'm not letting her leave
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 11:16:11 AM

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She locked us in so she can have her way with me
curious3045
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 1:22:58 PM

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She asked to be :)
Jinxy
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:12:31 PM

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He's folding my towels.

†Jinxy Approved†

Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:20:27 PM

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She locked us in. Hopefully I'm getting laid
FeistyWolf1970
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 2:36:28 PM

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I am not done with her yet.......
CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 5:59:26 PM

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Location: United Kingdom
He's feisty, he's a wolf, and what big ears he has ... of course he's locked in the bedroom ... hopefully Grandma won't devour him entirely x

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Kinky_Becky
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 7:16:56 PM

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because she craves the attention

Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 7:48:25 PM

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she gives good attention
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 7:53:52 PM

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She over fried the bacon.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 8:03:17 PM

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so he cant eat anymore bacon he has an ongoing cholesterol problem
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 8:07:32 PM

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because I'm trying to steal her cookies
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 8:14:57 PM

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all she had to do was ask but I knew that would get her in here
aldenbradley
Posted: Sunday, June 02, 2013 8:45:46 PM

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Location: Willo' the Whist Hollow, TN, United States
The speaker on my iPod isn't loud enough and I need somebody to sing and play sad, romantic, songs while I write steamy dialogue.

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EroticBarbie
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 1:42:27 AM

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He stole the smurfs and threatened to say that the Easter Bunny wasn't real >.>

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curious3045
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 6:44:44 AM

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dontknow She is still looking for what it is she wants :) I guess I am supposed to be another sample?? Hope she likes it
Jinxy
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 9:48:31 AM

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He's about to show me what's under his towel.

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curious3045
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 11:56:06 AM

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She wanted to see what was under my towel :)
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 1:26:28 PM

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because he was walking around only in his towel
sexy_aishaK
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 2:34:55 PM

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Because we are planning to watch India vs Australia cricket match on TV in my bedroom.
bill11
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 2:42:52 PM

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She asked for some quiet time
sandymoon
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 4:53:49 PM

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I'm not done with him yet?
aldenbradley
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 6:13:05 PM

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Location: Willo' the Whist Hollow, TN, United States
When the moon comes out, I grow fangs and excessive body hair!

Alden Bradley

The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
Rickenstein
Posted: Monday, June 03, 2013 9:14:54 PM

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Location: United States
So the cops can haul his BnEing ass away.
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