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lafayettemister
Posted: Monday, June 3, 2013 9:54:13 AM

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Huffington Post HPV can cause throat cancer







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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 11:49:54 AM

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I think he definitely needs to throw some vegetables into that diet LM kekekegay
c50t
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 12:27:28 PM

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It's just that sometimes I don't know if I can fight the urge to put one on my mouth. It relaxes me. It helps me deal with awkward social situations. And, dammit, I think I look cool when I do it!
Okay, that's it. I can't risk it. I'll have to cut down. Not cold turkey, but maybe a little at a time. Maybe I'll switch to filtered. Does anyone know if there's a cunnilingus patch?
Milik_the_Red
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 1:46:27 PM

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So drinking, smoking and pussy licking all cause cancer?

That's 3 of my 4 main vices. Damn, who would have that cock sucking would be the safe one?

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Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 2:05:32 PM

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wow. what a great excuse not to have to lick pussy ever again *rolls eyes*



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 2:13:09 PM

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What the hell, we all live in danger. What's next? Handjobs cause strokes? :)
Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 3:16:55 PM

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Can always use a Dental Dam.





Nothing like licking pussy through Saran Wrap!! HAHA


crazydiamond
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 3:32:24 PM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
What the hell, we all live in danger. What's next? Handjobs cause strokes? :)


No, they cause hairy palms and blindness. bunny

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 4:13:02 PM

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If that was true I would have had throat cancer a very long time ago.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 5:14:43 PM

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I knew it...girls do have cooties.
Milik_the_Red
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 6:09:25 PM

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Highwayman wrote:
I knew it...girls do have cooties.


lol Thread winner!Lfunny

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Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 7:32:50 PM

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I think it's funny when the news people discuss this story...talk about....AWKWARD...

They are so embarrassed.

Not sure about the whole thing...thinking it was the smoking...
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 7:49:22 PM

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Milik_The_Red wrote:


lol Thread winner!Lfunny


Agreed!

I was going to say something funny, but I can't top this...besides, I need a new cootie shot.


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Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 8:26:32 PM

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Oh great .... now a whole bunch of people are gonna say .... no going down on a female cuz I might get cancer ....

Fucking Nutbag .... Michael should have KEPT that to HIMSELF. Bastardo!!!
Milik_the_Red
Posted: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 9:14:00 PM

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PersonalAssistant wrote:
Oh great .... now a whole bunch of people are gonna say .... no going down on a female cuz I might get cancer ....

Fucking Nutbag .... Michael should have KEPT that to HIMSELF. Bastardo!!!


Oh hell no. Cancer or not I will never give up my favorite dish.

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ardbeglover
Posted: Thursday, June 6, 2013 5:14:40 AM

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Jack_42
Posted: Thursday, June 6, 2013 7:33:42 AM

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ardbeglover wrote:
I'll continue to take my chances.



:))) Yes it gave me bronchitis too.
matt55
Posted: Thursday, June 6, 2013 7:45:26 AM

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I'll reserve judgement until I hear a confirmation from Catherine Zeta-Jones.
ManInNewHampshire
Posted: Thursday, June 6, 2013 7:54:38 AM

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Ben a long time since I laughed this hard. My pussy skills are my biggest asset. Can't give that up.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 8, 2013 12:54:31 AM

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I laughed so much reading the replies I forgot what i wanted to put.
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Posted: Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:56:50 AM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
What's next? Handjobs cause strokes? :)


Hand jobs ARE strokes evil4
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