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Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:18:05 PM

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Granted, but you are shoot down over enemy territory and held captive by a men only club.


I wish for my facelift.
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:45:20 PM

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Granted. You get your facelift...but now you look like Celine Dion...too bad you cannot sing.


I wish for more cough drops.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:49:40 PM

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Granted, but they contain steroids and you now look like Hulk Hogan and need to shave twice a day.


I wish I could climb mt everest.
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:39:34 PM

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Granted, you've climbed Mt. Everest. But little do you know there are mountain-dwelling gnomes that try to eat you. Sorry, but now you only have seven toes and you're missing part of your ear.....


I wish I had slightly bigger boobs.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 10:01:29 PM

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Granted but your nipples are now awkward and hairy.

I wish for a cup of coffee that will make me feel awake in the morning
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 10:09:52 PM

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Granted the coffee wakes you up but it keeps you awake by singing to you off key for the next year.



I wish for a smaller stomach.
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 10:10:37 PM

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Granted. But your nipples are now awkward and hairy from the hormones required to make you feel awake.

I wish for a cookie.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 10:13:24 PM

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Here is your cookie but they aren't chocolate chips.

I wish it would rain.
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 10:19:31 PM

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Granted. Craprain for you.

I wish I knew how to surf.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 1:59:18 AM

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wish granted, every once in a blue moon.

I wish for an iced coffee
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 2:10:08 AM

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Granted, but the machine went into over drive and totally froze it making it completely undrinkable.

I wish cum tasted like chocolate.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 2:53:19 AM

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Granted, but each mouthfull contains 10 grams of fat and 1000 calories.


I wish I could travel back in time.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 3:16:18 AM

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wish granted, grump then you'll be 10 times your age.

I wish someone would cook for me
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 4:25:23 AM

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granted intel.

I wish someone would give me the most relaxing and sensual massage right now..aaaand will stay with me until i fell asleep
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 4:27:31 AM

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SweetBitch wrote:
Granted, but your everlasting love happens to have her period 365 days of a year.

I wish I could be in the arms of my loved one


granted but i have to be thee and be the guard...

i wish for chocolates and cold cold cold water and weather..
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 4:34:50 AM

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Ok i'll grant you someone that would give you the most relaxing and sensual massage right now..and will stay with me until i fell asleep hahaha

and I'll grant you chocolates and cold cold cold water and weather then you'll stay with me, we'll share the blessings. :D


I wish not to over cooked my string beans again
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 7:09:13 AM

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Granted! But! your area is hit with a green bean shortage and all you have now is Lima Beans!


I wish for Laundry that will wash itself!
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 7:26:49 AM

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wish granted, take your trip to Hogwarts.

I wish for a coffee
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 8:29:40 AM

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Coffee granted. But you have to share it with me.


I wish I could walk on water.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 8:45:29 AM

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Granted but you should have chosen the turn water into wine thing(you'd BE so popular at parties)
I wish I had super powers(grins)
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 9:53:29 AM

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Loislane wrote:
Granted but you should have chosen the turn water into wine thing(you'd BE so popular at parties)
I wish I had super powers(grins)


Granted. You now have the power to call Spock to you at any time.....but I'm coming with him!!


I wish I could remember what I was going to say.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 10:00:08 AM

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granted! only you can't say it

i wish ants won't come after my bread anymore
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 10:16:01 AM

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Granted.... but they take off with your beer instead


I wish for $1,000,000.00!
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 10:29:47 AM

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$1,000,000.00 granted, written in color blue crayons lol

I wish for a cold cold water
Jason_NYC
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 10:45:49 AM

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Granted. But you'll find the reason it's so cold is because your hot water heater needs replacing.

I wish for a submissive 19-year old virgin with the smoldering good looks of a young Penelope Cruz.

boobieflash2
dancenude


Lydia_
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 11:15:40 AM

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Granted, but she gave you crabs. happy birthday.


I wish I wasn't so hyper.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 11:38:27 AM

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granted, only will happen in your dreams :)

i wish to have a good breakfast
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 11:58:43 AM

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Granted. You have a good breakfast. But your dinner fucks with your stomach. I hope you have a decent plunger.


I wish for another toy.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 12:04:06 PM

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wish granted, you've got your toy possessed by evil :)

I wish my dinner won't fuck with my stomach.

Lydia_
Posted: Monday, February 22, 2010 12:18:41 PM

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I like evil. Anyway, wish granted. It messes with your brain.

I wish my toys were more delightfully wicked.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
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