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freakycactus
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 4:04:43 PM

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Rolling off the bed, I didn't really realise it hadn't happened purposefully until after.

Moving over to someone to kiss their back and accidentally kicking them.

I'm sure there's plenty more but I can't think of them off the top of my head.


Rubik
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 4:18:08 PM

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My boyfriend had me up against the plastic door in the shower once and he liked to play rough. I was pressed hard against it and the plastic fell through sending up flying. I ended up in the emergency room with a concussion. Explaining to my parents how my boyfriend had found me in their house naked on the bathroom floor and the plastic missing from the shower door was difficult..
Jack_42
Posted: Thursday, June 13, 2013 5:19:12 PM

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I once knee jerked whilst receiving oral sex and my partner ended up with a black eye. This without going into detail created a lot of social problems.
ManInNewHampshire
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 5:36:29 PM

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I woman I was dating and I went for a walk in a park. As we were going along we got horny and decided to look for a secluded spot. We had difficulty finding a place and getting hornier by the minuet. She spotted a place and we ran over. We dropped our pants and she wanted to be on top. Was great. Until the next day. We had poison ivy. Me on my ass and her on her knees and shins. Tried to explain it to my kids (17 & 19 at the time). They finally told me to stop, they figured it out. Friends thought it was funny. She had to go to the doctor and explain how she got it.
anonymouslylush
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 9:20:42 PM

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My ex and I actually fell out of the shower... I hit my head pretty hard and we were both pretty bruised and banged up...

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

Guest
Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 10:21:13 PM

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Well, once, when receiving oral, I ejaculated into her mouth before she was ready and she gagged. I felt TERRIBLE....

Another time, after appropriate foreplay, I rolled over to get in position (all very suavely, mind you), when the biggest, loudest fart snuck up on me (I kid you not) and cracked through the air. Well, that was the end of it as she doubled over in laughter (thank God).....
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2013 12:59:07 PM

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This is a funny topic! Funny how you don't read about any of this in most stories on this site.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2013 1:18:52 PM

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once in hs i was trying to be sexy and pull my bf's boxers off with my teeth and they slipped out of my mouth and snapped his hard cock with the elastic. i felt so bad then but now its kinda funny. then just a couple of years ago i was drinking in a bar with a guy i was crushing on and he dared me to give him a bj under the table and when he came he kind of thrust up and bashed my head under the table! everyone knew what we were doing and we got kicked out of the bar, lol
Cute_Guy_Uk
Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:21:03 PM

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Usual bumps and bruises, also while getting a hand job she decided to point it away from her as I came and got it on my face, yes it hurts when you get it in the eye, also got a surprise first taste lol
lizardking
Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2013 3:43:29 PM

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The beach with the sand no fun ouch
Hasabrain2
Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:09:25 AM

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Once made love in an small airplane (on the ground in the hangar). After we were one I notice we knocked the fire extinguisher off its rack.
sweetaz
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 6:11:14 AM

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went for a walk along an embankment in the evening after a full on day, I was grabbed by a male acquaintance kissed and then he lost his footing we both tumbled to the bottom narrowly missing going in the creek. Injuries dented pride, grazed elbows and knee to me made up with a fun night of him playing doctor :)
hankyspanky
Posted: Sunday, June 23, 2013 7:35:27 AM

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Doctors &nurses? Was he a thorough dok tho?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:28:17 PM

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Wife going at it a little too wild while sitting on my face, headboard gave way cracking my skull - 4 stitches. And yes she came before my medical treatment.
TxSwinger
Posted: Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:48:05 PM

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Broken bed frame, saying the wrong name, wrong hole, head butting in the dark, bruises on wrists from being tied too tightly, throwing up while she rode me, elbow to her face
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:08:06 PM

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I fell off a balcony once, It was very very low (Ground level balcony, more of a patio) but I fell over the railing into a sand dune and it ruined the moment!
MrLongLasting
Posted: Friday, June 28, 2013 1:02:06 PM

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cindy_4u wrote:
Sexual accidents....hmmmm.
Carpet burns; cum in eye; knocked head against bedpost/car/trees/tables/bars etc while being fucked; pussy cut when a guy was trying to tear my thong out of passion and could not and ended bruising my girl parts; pinched nipples that bled; hickies that opened the skin; stuck tampoon deep in me while having sex during my periods with it in me; bruised ass by being spanked while being doggy fucked....I am sure I am missing quiet a few more ;)


You go girl!
MrLongLasting
Posted: Friday, June 28, 2013 1:03:49 PM

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BabblingBrooke wrote:
I fell off a balcony once, It was very very low (Ground level balcony, more of a patio) but I fell over the railing into a sand dune and it ruined the moment!


That damn'd sand gets into everything doesn't it?d'oh!
Milik_Redman
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 2:57:03 PM

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Tearing a girls panties off. You know, they don't rip all that easily after all
scarlet
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 3:36:17 PM

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I can think of lots of things that I could write but some are way too embarrassing.
But I will say I time I was trying to be mega flexible with some standing up splits action. But I got hip lock/ cramp basically couldn't move my leg. He had to sit me down and massage my thigh and side for about an hour until my legs would close.
Tonybare45
Posted: Monday, July 01, 2013 10:08:22 AM

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I remember some years ago while returning from playing a rugby match the coach stopped in a lay by to allow for the calls of nature. A slightly worse for wear friend tripped over the kerb and shredded his foreskin on the the barb wire fence. Ouch! Fortunately I was one pint behind him.
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