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Posted: Monday, June 17, 2013 2:20:57 AM

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one day a fairly young priest took a nun out to picnic, so they being attracted to each other ended up having
sex under a fairly large tree. up in the tree a guy was smoking a joint, so after the priest had cum and they were dressing
the nun as" father what if i get pregnant?" the priest replies" well sister the man above will take care of it"
the man jumps down from the tree and says "not me i never sex no body"
danny101
Posted: Tuesday, July 2, 2013 12:12:35 AM

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Location: Kankakee, United States
thanks for the chuckle.

my witty cum-back is on its way
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Posted: Thursday, August 22, 2013 5:56:51 PM

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Boccaccio once told this one in his "Decameron:" A sexually active and knowledgeable priest had an ideal plan for taking advantage of the most naive new nun: he would tell them that his member was the devil, and her pussy was Hell, so she would have to cede to his priestly duty to put the devil back into Hell and make sure he stays in no matter how many times he needed to be put back in.
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