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scooter
Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2013 10:46:04 PM

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Hey Rump,

Did you enjoy Fathers Day?

savanna, your a site for sore eyes.

Hows married life treating you?

I've been all tied up in life, or tied down?

Anyways, i realized that I really love this place, DirtyMartini and all.

scooter
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:34:53 AM

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Greetings, Scooter. Did you ever consider the alarming truth that 'real life' consists of two (2) (II) four-letter words? Makes a feller pause and ponder something or other...like, for instance, what you want to drink.

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seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:41:28 AM

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Oddly enough, Rump, so does "work hard".
Pint Drunk

My first Lush Stories poem is a competition entry!

Thoughts From Our Old Flat

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:47:21 AM

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Savanna, where did you find my picture?

lushites, I bring forth Reubens, BBQ ribs, and a fresh supply of Sharon's Special brew.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 19, 2013 5:24:11 PM

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Beer and ribs... :) ...Sharon you're not only a Lady, but a culinary countess.

Seeker,you may have hit upon one of the most significant insights to yet appear in the 21st century. Then again, maybe not.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:02:45 PM

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Thanks, Rump.

I've been sidelined with a back injury and I have lots of Ibuprofen in my arsenal. My sister took away my Oxycontin for fear that I would become a drug mule if I sold it on the street. I just want to pay my rent, what's wrong with that?dontknow

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 22, 2013 7:40:36 AM

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(finishes mixing a batch of Bloody Mary's, pours a generous sample into a tall glass, drinks deeply from same, smiles)

Okay, let me get this straight, starting today, the day's will be getting shorter, at least the daylight part of them. If that's so, why does it keep getting hotter and hotter and etc.? Stands to reason that if there's less sunlight, things should cool off a bit, right? Bet all this is the fault of Congress.

Anyone want a Bloody Mary? First one's on the house. Used a new brand of vodka I stumbled across, so to speak, out by the dumpster hot tub. Busty says it's something called: Listerine. Got to admit it has a certain nwhang, but after finishing off a first, proto-type,pitcher full, I can testify the taste grows on you.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 5:09:29 AM

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It's Monday morning. Stop hiding in the backroom and come take your mug of Busty's coffee like the true perv you are. Use the Beaver Breath Barandy if that helps, and speaking of help, help yourself to some of the day (or two) old doughnuts Busty found out back.

And now, disprespectfully dedicated to all the 'Super Moonies' among us, especially those who had cloud cover...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giOrKYIwpQ

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
nicola
Posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 5:25:22 AM

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I had the pleasure of meeting Alan's long lost Australian cousin this weekend, he could play some good tunes, I'll give him that.

Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 5:35:23 AM

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Looks like I've missed Sharon's ribs, and a visit from the boss lady. Rump, can you hook me up with a drink before I head to the river?
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 10:00:16 AM

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Listerine-infused Bloody Mary? I'll take one!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 24, 2013 10:36:16 AM

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Nic, imagine meeting a long lost cousin of Dirty Martini in Australia. It's the first I've heard about the US witness protection program sending folks your way. ;)No doubt The Lady and The Nurse will both be blessed by the ingestion of these Listerine laced Bloody Marys, probably.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 25, 2013 10:28:02 AM

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Well, let me tell you, it's like this. The good news is the coffee's as bad as it was yesterday.

The bad news is the doughnuts are probably a bit worse.

Perseverance and fortitude.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 27, 2013 6:40:45 AM

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Morning, Lushland. It may or may not come as a comfort to one and/or all that the coffee Busty brewed on Monday is aging nicely. Remember, if the first cup don't do you in, the second is on the house.

Might be best to steer clear of those doughnuts, however...some strange odors and even an odd noise or two are starting to come out of the box.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, June 28, 2013 12:31:20 PM

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For this weekend, I have fresh doughnuts and Irish coffee for everyone.

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
seeker4
Posted: Friday, June 28, 2013 1:30:35 PM

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[sings] It's Canada Day up Canada way on the first day of July! [/sings]

* ducks tomatoes, rotten eggs, and other thrown detritus *

Yep, long weekend coming up in 90 minutes or so (July 1 is Canada Day for those non-Canucks who don't know).

Irish coffee sounds perfect to kick it off my dear Lady.



My first Lush Stories poem is a competition entry!

Thoughts From Our Old Flat

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 28, 2013 3:48:53 PM

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savanna wrote:




Oh I waited and waited but nobody came around So I had to down it all on my own



Holy Shit Sherlock!!!!!!!!

I think I've found myself a New Home.3some

I reckon I could use a drink. This'll be a short one tho as I've had no vittles yet today.
Reckon being a Dinosaur is a good thing for once and this ain't an ALIEN Laptop.

Moonshine is The Drink round here.

HUA
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 4:19:38 AM

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Pixie wrote:
For those of you who know that I am out of a job right now, guess what?? I have a job interview!!! Yay me! Its the same type of work that I was doing before, so I am comfortable with that AND it's a job!!

See, this is the kinda stuff you can talk about in a bar! No drinks for me though.....gotta be sober for the interview! LOL


Tell ya what Pixie...I'll have one...no no make that 4 doubles for ya.

Yehaaaaaaa

I hear ya Bro. My world took a turn into the Bermuda Triangle in June 2008. Been retired since. Best part is EVERY DAY IS SATURDAY when you're retired. It ain't all peaches and ice cream.

Good Luck and I MEAN IT. Over 50 and in many circles you're considered to be out of the loop, unhireable unless you're OK as a WAL-MART greeter. I always had a real job. Not a make work job or bullshit job so I'm basically SOL. For all you non USA folks SOL=Shit Outta Luck.

Basically I'm a bum. I got my own Ponderosa and Truck. Everything I got is mine Free And Clear. How many here can say that? I got a monthly income till I hit the SS setup. If Obummer hasn't flushed the USA down the shitter in the next 13 months I'll be eligible for Social Insecurity. HUA Finally pay back time after a mere 42 years or thereabouts.

ROCK STAR Cain't live without it even if I wanted to. Which I don't. Wish I had suma their stock tho.

HUA Old Rednecks Never Die...we just get a Restored frame off '67 Pete w/bunk and 10Spd Eaton, Jake and 1000 watt Killer Stereo 6 disk deck for the price of a pound of **it's legal here** and a pre 65 30-30. A sweet deal in anyone's book.

Right The Fuck On.drunken bootyshake Big Hugs

Double HUA
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 9:32:28 AM

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Welcome to this oasis of bad taste along the great info highway, Spanky. This is a congenital joint, so to speak, where deviants and perverts meet in alcoholic amity.

Just so you know, the two sedentary older gents over at the corner table are Coma and Tose. The hot pistachio nut dispenser is home to Terance the Tarantula whose presence serves to discourage those wanting free samples. The pneumatic Busty is my seeing eye strumptet, assistant barkeep, and the official serving wench.

Best way to get started is by trying out Lady Sharon, I mean her Irish coffee and doughnuts, of course.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:45:10 AM

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I'm back...and I brought blackberry sangria!




RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 29, 2013 11:58:01 AM

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Blackberry sangria sounds decadent and delicious...a bit like Slippery, come to think of it. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 01, 2013 7:25:29 AM

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And a good, First Day of July type morning to all who come seeking surcease of sorrow and, of course, cheap booze.

Since today marks the 150th anniversary of the start of the Battle of Gettysburg, there'll be a one-for-two (one for the price of two) special on, Southern Comfort and Rebel Yell whiskey, all day.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:15:33 PM

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A High Tech Gadget I Want!


New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
1:54

Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock all at the same time.

--

Found this in, 'The Onion.' You don't think they might be joking, do you? ;)

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, July 02, 2013 6:46:24 PM

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There's a thought...

Not been in here in AGES!!!

I'm super busy right now, but hopefully next week I'll be back to my miscreant self...

For now though, just passin' through

Xxx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 02, 2013 7:22:17 PM

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Okay Rumple, I have arrived. Now where is that freebie you promised me during the welcome. I want top shelf, no cheapie shit. Hey, then do we do shots. Maybe we can drink slipperywhenwet2012 under the table. *dirty grinPint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 4:57:56 AM

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Morning, Lushland. There's more than enough Busty coffee to go around so no need to push and shove...unless it's against me, that is.

Here you go, Scribe (slides over a tumbler filled with Southern Comfort). This being the day the battle of Gettysberg ended 150 years ago in something less than a smashing victory for Rob Lee's boys, a little comfort seems called for.

Maz, you sweet thang. Hurry back real quick like, you hear me?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 6:02:26 PM

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I'm here for the "Dani Drinks Anything She Wants For Free" special. 952-67


Jayemelle
Posted: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 6:27:57 PM

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Hey all! I'm new.. :) thought i'd introduce myself here! :)

Be gentle.. Hehe
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 6:35:08 PM

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Jayemelle wrote:
Hey all! I'm new.. :) thought i'd introduce myself here! :)

Be gentle.. Hehe


Welcome to Lush! Glad to have you here! 3601


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 7:09:49 PM

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Welcome to Lushland's very own toxic literary dump along the great info highway, JML (aka: Elle).

Hope you didn't accidental like drink the double shot of Rebel Yell I'd left on the bar for Slippery as a reward for a good deed done well. No doubt she'd share, probably. But the thing is, one of Terance the Tarantula's pet flies was swimming in it, sort of training for next year's Bug Olympics, don't you kno and, well, the glass is empty and the fly seems to be missing.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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