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Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:21:10 PM

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All things I have done, do or will do:

Quote:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Showing Cleavage
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Listening to Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic (raised Catholic but I'm feeling better)
Being Jewish (hubby is)
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future


Any questions?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:38:17 PM

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I think 99% of the people I know or will know will be going to Hell if that list is true. I guess this idiot who came up with the list didn't realize that there will be no one in Heaven when he gets there ... or I'd be willing to bet he has a strike or two against him.
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Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:42:08 PM

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 12:14:46 AM

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fuck i already know im going to hell. Even have my room reserved! bootyshake
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 12:31:45 AM

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i dont understand the logic behind having a pet being a sin...help
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Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 5:30:07 AM

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Necho wrote:
i dont understand the logic behind having a pet being a sin...help


I think the idiot was probably mis-quoted. I believe he said it was a sin "to have too much pussy" or "to go doggin" evil4

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 5:57:36 AM

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Well looks like I`ve broken all the rules , so hell it has to be , already got the ticket!!!. apparently they only wank in heaven.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 8:26:35 AM

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sort excited about it actually...anyone need a roommate?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 8:35:19 AM

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I've been there and back every time I broke up with a loved one! Not too bad at all, just don't forget to pack the marshmallows L46
sazraz
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 3:13:38 PM

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so according to him basically all multicellular organisms are going to hell....yay.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:06:34 PM

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Good thing I don't believe in it or I might be scared. evil4
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Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 7:24:43 PM

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"Why am I in this handbasket, and where is it going?"
cmsouza729
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 8:17:16 PM

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We're on the HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!!!

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cmsouza729
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 8:17:53 PM

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Oops that didnt work... lol!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 25, 2010 7:57:23 AM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:04:11 AM

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I have a first class ticket, so no worriesrr
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 27, 2010 12:11:48 PM

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SweetBitch wrote:
just don't forget to pack the marshmallows L46



laughing3
Jezziebelle
Posted: Sunday, February 28, 2010 10:35:31 AM

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roccotool wrote:
"Why am I in this handbasket, and where is it going?"



Been there, said that...

Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
Woman
Posted: Monday, March 1, 2010 1:04:26 AM

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YAY!!! I get company in the afterlife!!



Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, March 1, 2010 1:52:32 AM

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how bad could it be? we'll all be there together.
FantasyFiction
Posted: Monday, March 1, 2010 4:11:49 PM

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Guess I'm going to hell, too. Too bad I don't believe in it.

Success is doing what you love, and doing it so well that someone will pay you for it.
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Guest
Posted: Monday, March 1, 2010 5:03:37 PM

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FantasyFiction wrote:
Guess I'm going to hell, too. Too bad I don't believe in it.


I heard that somewhere before. evil4
Algol
Posted: Wednesday, March 3, 2010 8:40:49 AM

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Shun the nonbelievers... evil4




Algol

Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:33:31 PM

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LittleMissBitch wrote:
sort excited about it actually...anyone need a roommate?


If the offer is still open, as I will definately be going I'd love to share with you.evil4
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