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Ezbaby22
Posted: Wednesday, June 5, 2013 6:58:28 AM

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I enjoy laying a girl on her back, spreading her legs and start it off by kissing her stomach, make my way down, skip over the pussy and kiss her inner thighs while rubbing all over her. After a nice 3 minute tease, i make my way back up to her pussy and spread the lips apart and lick her clit. I slowly go in circular motions then constantly mix up the pattern and speed. After a while of tonguing the clit, ill then insert a finger or two, spread and move my fingers in different ways to touch all her walls while still licking and sucking her clit. By this time, my jaw has a minor burn-like stinging feeling shortly before slowly becoming numb...but i don't stop, because the more she grabs the sheets, arches her back up and down, crawls up the wall while her legs shake uncontrollably as she moans, the more i wanna keep on eating. You be the judge...am i a true pussy eater?
reaperofgoodnews
Posted: Wednesday, June 5, 2013 4:51:20 PM

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I'm pretty sure I may be a lesbian... I have short hair, wear boots, and love to lick pussy!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 9, 2013 4:33:08 AM

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He'll yeah. I love eating pussy.. Mmm love it when they cum on my mouth..
jollyjack
Posted: Tuesday, July 2, 2013 2:56:42 PM

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100% YES. Absolute bliss.

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Ardentmale
Posted: Tuesday, July 2, 2013 4:52:33 PM

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Depends on what your definition of a true pussy eater is... But if it means your going to have to pull me away cause you cant take it anymore... Then yes I am!! lol

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AdrianCf
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 5:02:26 AM

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LatinRider
Posted: Wednesday, July 3, 2013 5:48:56 PM

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he secret to eating pussy is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.

Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “Although I am about to rock your insides with explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of a screaming “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ooohmygodohmygodohmygod.”

Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers. Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.

Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run. Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive, she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re in for an easy ride.

Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing-to of its life. Think of the clit as a tumor in a pile of earlobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later.

The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.Clits come in all shapes, sizes, and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning, but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach, but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.

As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics. To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.

Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multiorgasmic, you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.

Once you’re done (totally finished), she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there like a dead manta ray for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate.
nil4sin
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 3:00:56 AM

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Joined: 5/20/2013
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Ezbaby22 wrote:
I enjoy laying a girl on her back, spreading her legs and start it off by kissing her stomach, make my way down, skip over the pussy and kiss her inner thighs while rubbing all over her. After a nice 3 minute tease, i make my way back up to her pussy and spread the lips apart and lick her clit. I slowly go in circular motions then constantly mix up the pattern and speed. After a while of tonguing the clit, ill then insert a finger or two, spread and move my fingers in different ways to touch all her walls while still licking and sucking her clit. By this time, my jaw has a minor burn-like stinging feeling shortly before slowly becoming numb...but i don't stop, because the more she grabs the sheets, arches her back up and down, crawls up the wall while her legs shake uncontrollably as she moans, the more i wanna keep on eating. You be the judge...am i a true pussy eater?


Embarassed I can't enjoy anything more than pussy eating.

Neel
nil4sin
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 5:51:52 AM

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LatinRider wrote:
he secret to eating pussy is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can’t read the emotional road signs, you’re going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face.

Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, “Although I am about to rock your insides with explosives, here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.” Instead of a screaming “OH MY GOD!!” like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous “ooohmygodohmygodohmygod.”

Don’t go down unless you’re down. Unlike fellatio, cunnilingus can never be done as a favor. Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers. Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78 percent of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.

Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run. Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive, she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re in for an easy ride.

Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing-to of its life. Think of the clit as a tumor in a pile of earlobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later.

The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.Clits come in all shapes, sizes, and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning, but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach, but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.

As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics. To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.

Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multiorgasmic, you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.

Once you’re done (totally finished), she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there like a dead manta ray for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate.



My 2 cents I am ready to pay for this golden advice.

Neel
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 4, 2013 7:29:37 AM

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Absolutely no doubt!!!
aladin1978
Posted: Friday, August 2, 2013 10:33:01 AM

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yes.. like them
OZ_Tech
Posted: Friday, August 2, 2013 1:00:27 PM

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I find it a huge turn on to eat a woman's pussy, sadly I've not had that joy in ages. My wife finds to whole idea of me eating her pussy disgusting and unclean. After years of trying to convince her otherwise to no avail, I've given up.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 3, 2013 11:31:30 AM

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Yep
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 21, 2013 5:18:51 AM

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Certainly,......This is one subject that I know im great at .lol.
Red_Dragon
Posted: Monday, October 21, 2013 11:48:56 AM

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Yes I love it

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 22, 2013 2:50:45 PM

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i love to do it ;)
Bad_4You
Posted: Tuesday, October 22, 2013 4:18:22 PM

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There are few things in all of life more exciting than eating a woman's pussy.
The joy of watching her eyes close tightly as I lap up her glistening, butterfly lips.
The way she gasps as I slide two fingers inside, tapping on her G spot, while my mouth nibbles on her swollen clit...This drives me up the wall.
I love to hear her scream from her depths as I take her over the edge time and time again.
Yes indeed, I'm a true pussy eater and lover!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 22, 2013 5:13:13 PM

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675-lick oh yes I love eating pussy hehe
emersonbosworth
Posted: Tuesday, October 22, 2013 6:25:59 PM

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If you swallow when eating pussy you are a true pussy eater, I have to say yes I am.
Andhal
Posted: Tuesday, October 22, 2013 9:12:57 PM

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Isn't she a true delight
articwolf86
Posted: Wednesday, October 23, 2013 9:48:09 AM

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I love it! Make her squirm.. Beg for more.
LASARDaddy
Posted: Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:29:37 AM

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My face in her crotch, my tongue in her pussy, biting her lips, licking and swallowing, yes.

Me looking up at her, watching her eyes close, watching her head arc back, watching her tits arch up and to feel her deep moan as she slams her pussy into my face and crystal out as she cums.

Yeah, I kind of like it.

I am always a gentleman.
splodger
Posted: Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:50:23 AM

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I'm in heaven when eating pussy the smell taste the texture nothing better!
sexyvette2469
Posted: Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:50:59 AM

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Absolutely, as foreplay and then after as well the taste, the smell, the sensation of her pulsating to my tongue, all good.

Dancewithme
Posted: Friday, October 25, 2013 1:22:32 AM

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Only for dessert. :)

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handy1tongue
Posted: Friday, October 25, 2013 10:11:38 AM

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so much so that my profile names says it all
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 25, 2013 11:18:27 PM

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LOVE it!
WSCLG
Posted: Sunday, October 27, 2013 7:19:25 AM

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Hell yes. There is nothing so intimate as pleasing my lady orally. I have yet to meet a woman who has not enjoyed my oral talents.

FYI - I even have my red wings. Talk about intimate.

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73mustang
Posted: Sunday, October 27, 2013 7:23:07 AM

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I love eating pussy my wife is a squirter so if I finger her ass while eating her out she will explode.
Orallee69
Posted: Sunday, November 3, 2013 11:02:37 AM

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Obsessively; at any time (except her period) for any reason. There's something very personal about having your mouth in a woman's crotch, especially if it is for her benefit, and any reason to be there is reason to do a good job of driving her crazy.
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