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Jester2725
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 8:40:58 AM

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Have you ever Used household items in ways they weren't meant to be used. If so what was the item. I.e. cucumber,banana,random handles, etc.
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:32:18 AM

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sometimes i'll use a spatula to stir things if i don't have a spoon handy. :)



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Dani
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 10:11:47 AM

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Once I was on vacation and I wanted to scramble an egg, but I didn't have a fork or a whisk, so I used a spoon. Doesn't sound like a big deal now...but you try beating an egg with a spoon.



Kimasa
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 11:14:04 AM

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I always make gravy in the milk pan

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Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 11:14:34 AM

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The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

BamaFan78
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 11:53:18 AM

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If i am not mistaking the OP was suggesting does anyone use household items in a sexual way not cooking
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:06:14 PM

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BamaFan78 wrote:
If i am not mistaking the OP was suggesting does anyone use household items in a sexual way not cooking


I never would have guessed. Thanks so much for this. It all makes sense now.



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:16:05 PM

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I can use my mobile phone as a torch!



BamaFan78 wrote:
If i am not mistaking the OP was suggesting does anyone use household items in a sexual way not cooking

The OP's question did sound a little out of place on this forum I thought. coffee





CurlyGirly
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:35:55 PM

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BamaFan78 wrote:
If i am not mistaking the OP was suggesting does anyone use household items in a sexual way not cooking


dontknow Are you sure???

And here I was going to share how I use butter knives as screwdrivers and the heel of my stiletto for a hammer.

I'm almost too embarrassed to admit in a public forum how often I use cucumbers for a bit of relaxation. Embarassed (sliced cucumbers really do reduce the puffiness around the eyes.)

kiera
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:56:53 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 1:09:35 PM

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Men can use one of these when they want to beat the meat

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Jester2725
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 1:51:49 PM

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Not exactly the answers I was looking for. But whatever. I can try too fix it. Strting now'do any of you ladies use household items to masturbate?' is that better?
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:01:50 PM

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Jester2725 wrote:
Not exactly the answers I was looking for. But whatever. I can try too fix it. Strting now'do any of you ladies use household items to masturbate?' is that better?


i use a vibrator - at my house it's pretty much a household item! :D



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Liz
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:04:27 PM

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Kimasa
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:10:26 PM

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Jester2725 wrote:
Have you ever Used household items in ways they weren't meant to be used. If so what was the item. I.e. cucumber,banana,RANDOM HANDLES, etc.



I know a handle when I see one Watson and by jove that one looks suspiciously random to me


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 3:50:02 PM

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Liz wrote:
Blender.

Would hate to see what your pussy looks like after that...
Jester2725
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 5:54:54 PM

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Kimasa wrote:



I know a handle when I see one Watson and by jove that one looks suspiciously random to me


I was referring to a hairbrush handle. Toothbrush handle. Spatula handle. Stuff like that.
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 5:58:59 PM

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JamesC wrote:

Would hate to see what your pussy looks like after that...






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sprite
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 6:00:39 PM

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Jester2725 wrote:


I was referring to a hairbrush handle. Toothbrush handle. Spatula handle. Stuff like that.


door handle? :D





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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 6:19:57 PM

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all the fruits and vegetables are safe to eat at my house....lol
KissBetweenTheHips
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 8:47:45 PM

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I haven't done that myself. A partner I've had before used all different kinds of stuff: candle sticks, empty lotion bottles, handles of utensils, thin speakers, microphones, xbox controllers, thin hair brushes, and more.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:36:12 AM

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I have used a mini fire extinguisher in my ass before ;)
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Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 1:05:28 AM

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cucumber
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 3:54:34 PM

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Liz wrote:
Blender.


I actually read a true story about a guy who tried to use his blender to masturbate. It didn't end well!!
CurlyGirly
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 4:09:24 PM

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KissBetweenTheHips wrote:
I haven't done that myself. A partner I've had before used all different kinds of stuff: candle sticks, empty lotion bottles, handles of utensils, thin speakers, microphones, xbox controllers, thin hair brushes, and more.


Honestly, I never saw the fascination of this for some reason. It reminds me a little kid sticking things up their nose. dontknow
Jack_42
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 4:39:54 PM

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Towel a rubber glove and some body lotion.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 4:40:36 PM

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Before I had actual toys I preferred my fingers, I'm an amateur when it comes to "hide the household item".... But since I've acquired toys I have noticed they sometimes loose their appeal, aren't enough or even go missing!? And sometime I just feel adventures... My list is short: brush handle, drumstick and the handle of my rolling pin with some persuasion of a friend(don't tell my customers). stirthepot
Lustyrose4u
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 6:56:19 PM

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Does sitting on a Harley with the throttle set to just the right rpm count?
one HELL of a vibrator . . .

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CR1982
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 7:10:19 PM

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The girl I'm with now insists that if it's not her toys or attached to my body then it doesn't go inside her. But there was a girl who I was very casual with one summer years ago who didn't mind if while we were getting heavy that I'd grab the bottle of whatever whiskey we were drinking that night vigorously fuck her twat with the bottle neck then remove the cap take a swig hand it to her for a drink and then just jump back in. I will say she was an alcoholic (real alcoholic tremors and all that) so any excuse to mix alcohol into filthy sweaty sex was a plus for her I'm sure.
Dani
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 7:15:04 PM

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CR1982 wrote:
The girl I'm with now insists that if it's not her toys or attached to my body then it doesn't go inside her. But there was a girl who I was very casual with one summer years ago who didn't mind if while we were getting heavy that I'd grab the bottle of whatever whiskey we were drinking that night vigorously fuck her twat with the bottle neck then remove the cap take a swig hand it to her for a drink and then just jump back in. I will say she was an alcoholic (real alcoholic tremors and all that) so any excuse to mix alcohol into filthy sweaty sex was a plus for her I'm sure.


Everything about this made me cringe. Down to her alcoholic tremors.



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