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js3091
Posted: Monday, March 08, 2010 12:00:00 AM

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one day there was a horse and a chicken on a farm.....well it was pouring down rain and the horse got stuck in the mud and the chicken ran up and got the farmers Harley and pulled the horse out of the mud

well a week later it was raining again and the chicken got stuck in the mud this time the chicken told the horse "hurry go get the farmers Harley" the horse said "no"....the horse stood over the chicken and dropped his dick the chicken grabbed it and the horse pulled him out of the mud

the moral of the story...if your hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks
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Posted: Monday, March 08, 2010 6:38:47 AM

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mercianknight
Posted: Monday, March 08, 2010 11:30:48 AM

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Nice evil4

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Posted: Monday, March 08, 2010 2:38:00 PM

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Gotta give it to the "Plow" Horse
Kenny8227
Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 5:15:27 PM

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Ha ha ha. Thats a good one.
Algol
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:07:22 PM

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good one jsevil4

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