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elitfromnorth
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 6:45:10 AM

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I wonder how many lushies would be up for this evil4



"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Shylass
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 11:43:39 AM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
I wonder how many lushies would be up for this evil4



Elit, how many times do I have to tell you?! If your ad didn't work in Farty Fetishists Weekly, it's not going to work here! no

I'll have a go at the rectal smoking, though...


Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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Fugly
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 5:22:42 PM

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 6:25:59 PM

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He should just eat a giant bowl of Kashi Go Lean Crunch. He will morph into an epic farting machine for many hours. Don't believe me? Just google it. That damn cereal is so good though - I only eat it sparingly or sprinkled on yogurt. :p

Fart sex is a new one. Never heard of it before. I would love to know how these fetishes get started.

sprite
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 6:26:48 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
He should just eat a giant bowl of Kashi Go Lean Crunch. He will morph into an epic farting machine for many hours. Don't believe me? Just google it. That damn cereal is so good though - I only eat it sparingly or sprinkled on yogurt. :p

Fart sex is a new one. Never heard of it before. I would love to know how these fetishes get started.


be careful what you wish for... you may find out one day. fart

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 8:23:01 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
He should just eat a giant bowl of Kashi Go Lean Crunch. He will morph into an epic farting machine for many hours. Don't believe me? Just google it. That damn cereal is so good though - I only eat it sparingly or sprinkled on yogurt. :p

Fart sex is a new one. Never heard of it before. I would love to know how these fetishes get started.



I'm trying to decide which category this would go under.... Fetish, Exhibitionism or Taboo.
LK213
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 10:02:32 PM

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All I can say is WTF, it takes all kindsLfunny
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Sunday, July 14, 2013 3:31:27 AM

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trinket wrote:

I'm trying to decide which category this would go under.... Fetish, Exhibitionism or Taboo.


I got nothing... Except this.



Maybe Medical? dontknow

Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 14, 2013 3:46:11 PM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:


I got nothing... Except this.



Maybe Medical? dontknow



"Blow it out your arse" takes on a whole new meaning......and we all know smoking is not good for your health tsk tsk . fart


Metilda
Posted: Sunday, July 14, 2013 5:32:46 PM

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Hehe. Reminds me of a Henry Rollins joke: no matter how far, ugly, or gross you think YOU are - someone else has walked by you, did a double take, and said "damn, I'd hit that."

I feel immense comfort knowing that my farting abilities wouldn't necessarily render me forever alone if my husband died.

LOL

elitfromnorth
Posted: Thursday, July 18, 2013 11:50:53 AM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
He should just eat a giant bowl of Kashi Go Lean Crunch. He will morph into an epic farting machine for many hours. Don't believe me? Just google it. That damn cereal is so good though - I only eat it sparingly or sprinkled on yogurt. :p

Fart sex is a new one. Never heard of it before. I would love to know how these fetishes get started.


A long time ago a mate sent me a link to a video of a bunch of girls farting in each other's faces. You could hear the farting and see the women's hair flow. It was more bizarre and weird than disgusting. And rather funny

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
Guest
Posted: Monday, August 05, 2013 10:16:13 AM

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It is natural :D:D:D:D:D
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