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Jayemelle
Posted: Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:49:29 PM

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Aw thanks guys, feeling welcome already :) haha
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 04, 2013 10:28:53 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Happy 4th of July to all Lushers and Lushettes. If your RL locale does not observe the official US birthday, then feel free to get nekkid and run amok in rejoicing at this being the anniversary of my becoming a citizen of Lushland.

So go bang something or shoot off your rocket or some such.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Sunday, July 07, 2013 8:54:42 PM

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Location: Ohio
Dam Rump,

It's been a month of Sundays.

Happy 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th!

That goes for everyone.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 10, 2013 5:23:56 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
It's 'Hump Day' so, you know, get humping.

Scooter! You have been missed. Got some day-old Danish that almost hides the taste of Busty's coffee. Help yourself.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 2:31:53 PM

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Location: The Tundra, United States
Hello, Lush barflies! I've been working hard on a few stories I have on the brain. The tedious part is up: editing/proofreading. Why do the Danish taste like cardboard? *goes in back and makes a fresh batch of Danish*

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
scooter
Posted: Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:47:23 PM

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I missed the company first, then the danish-es,

the boose and the spirits~
STRETCHupNher
Posted: Friday, July 12, 2013 11:47:25 PM

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Joined: 7/12/2013
Posts: 14
Location: Las Vegas, United States


I'm stretchy
STRETCHupNher
Posted: Friday, July 12, 2013 11:47:31 PM

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Hey gang I'm new here thought I'd stop in to wet my whistle...or is that to get my whistle wet...Hmmm ? Oh and thanx for the fresh danish me LadySharon Danishes and more... }:-]~

I'm stretchy
STRETCHupNher
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 12:21:21 AM

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I'm stretchy
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 8:00:55 PM

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Posts: 2,939
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Stret, welcome to Lush'a answer to the need for toxic waste dumps. We have a special on 'Old Muleshoe' whiskey, today. Care for a double-shot? Hope you find the 'friends' feature. Since no one around here would ever admit to being a friend of mine, I'm not sure about this but check out the intended friends profile. There's a spot where you can send messages, ask about being friends and all sort of related stuff.

Sharon, the Danish taste like cardboard 'cause they're new and way improved.

Scooter, you're okay. I don't care what everybody else keeps saying about you. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
STRETCHupNher
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 9:34:43 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Stret, welcome to Lush'a answer to the need for toxic waste dumps. We have a special on 'Old Muleshoe' whiskey, today. Care for a double-shot? Hope you find the 'friends' feature. Since no one around here would ever admit to being a friend of mine, I'm not sure about this but check out the intended friends profile. There's a spot where you can send messages, ask about being friends and all sort of related stuff.

Sharon, the Danish taste like cardboard 'cause they're new and way improved.

Scooter, you're okay. I don't care what everybody else keeps saying about you. ;)

glasses8


Pint Drunk cool Rump thanx for the drink...Yeah I saw that add friend button right after I was here...but ty

I'm stretchy
STRETCHupNher
Posted: Saturday, July 13, 2013 9:34:46 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Stret, welcome to Lush'a answer to the need for toxic waste dumps. We have a special on 'Old Muleshoe' whiskey, today. Care for a double-shot? Hope you find the 'friends' feature. Since no one around here would ever admit to being a friend of mine, I'm not sure about this but check out the intended friends profile. There's a spot where you can send messages, ask about being friends and all sort of related stuff.

Sharon, the Danish taste like cardboard 'cause they're new and way improved.

Scooter, you're okay. I don't care what everybody else keeps saying about you. ;)

glasses8


Pint Drunk cool Rump thanx for the drink...Yeah I saw that add friend button right after I was here...but ty

I'm stretchy
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 15, 2013 6:19:26 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Okay, it's Monday. Stop your gripping. This happens about once a week so learn to handle the pain.

If nothing else, drink a big mug of Busty's coffee w/o the aide of Beaver Breath Brandy. Once you come out of coma, the rest of the day will be a snap.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, July 17, 2013 10:15:26 AM

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Joined: 10/5/2007
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Location: The Tundra, United States
Good morning on this sweltering hot day. It's a great day to jump in the pool and cool off. I prefer to swim at night naked. I decided to forge ahead with building a portfolio website that will showcase my clippings and pictures I've taken in order to land that top spot in my fledgling journalism career. My stories of hot sex won't be on there, they'll go om my blog that I'm in the middle of renovating.



The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 19, 2013 6:48:36 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
A TGIF good morning, Lush-a-roos. Plenty of Busty's coffee available along with some day-old doughnut holes.

Sharon, good luck with the blogs. I've always thought an online presence a big plus for any writer interested in sales. Please pass along the links to those blogs when you're finished fiddlin' whith them.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, July 20, 2013 10:13:14 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,843
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Good Evening My Fine Friends of Lush...well, it looks like the day has finally come...the Good Chef, though she left us a few months back, stopped by over on Facebook today and left this message over on my wall...and I know you saw it there Reverend...

"Give everyone in the bar a drink on me! I'm buying tonight!"...

It's right up there towards the top of my FB page...if anyone wants to check it out, here's the link...
https://www.facebook.com/alan.jankowski.1

Oh, and I'm quite certain that I recall that she may or may not have said something that could possibly resemble a statement that she was more than likely considering paying off my bar tab...that would, of course, be based upon the movable premise that I indeed heard the good woman correctly...which I believe I did...

No big deal for now...actually, I'm not even really in that much of a drinking mood...just, um, pass me over that bottle of Chivas...no Rump, the big one with the handle...

And do you by any chance have any bubbly left in the office to chase this crap with? There must be a bottle of Dom Perignon or some equivalent...go look again while I drink out of this bottle of Chivas Regal...yeah, the handle on the side really does make it easier to drink out of the bottle...

Anyway...I see Sharon likes to swim naked at night...let me remind you there, that it is always night time somewhere...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 6:22:20 AM

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Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. Busty has a new brand of coffee to inflict upon you called, Detroit Drip. Buford, our neighborhood buzzard tried some and only (tossed his cookies, hurled, barfed, ralphed, etc.) twice, so far. Anyway, if it's good enough for Buford, odds are you'll survive the experience...but please pay before trying a mug full.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 12:09:53 PM

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I'll try it. Can I have a shot of vodka in mine?

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
Dani
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 12:42:53 PM

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Formal Warning: I'll be here tomorrow...with titties.


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 22, 2013 5:34:00 PM

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Sharon, just for you, a double-shot of vodka in Busty's coffee. In fact, Busty says she'll join you in a cup...sounds a bit kinky if you ask me.

Slippery, knowing you'll 'show' up for Titty Tuesday makes my Monday meaningful. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:19:03 AM

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It's Tuesday, Tuesday...gotta see tits on Tuesday!




RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 2:02:57 PM

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Slippery, your TT contributions are two of the things that make this joint so, uh, unique. ;)

BTW, Noticed your Lush rank is now, Penguin Wrangler. So, do those penguins enjoy being wrangled?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:12:11 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Slippery, your TT contributions are two of the things that make this joint so, uh, unique. ;)

BTW, Noticed your Lush rank is now, Penguin Wrangler. So, do those penguins enjoy being wrangled?

glasses8


Well they enjoy it a lot more than not being wrangled. drunken


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 24, 2013 5:58:38 AM

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Good 'Hump Day' morning, Lushland. (meditate on that Geico ad with the camel)

Slippery, I've got a big mug of Beaver Breath Brandy laced with a touch of Busty's coffee, just for you.

Do hope those penguins are NOT the 'gay, killer zombie types said to lurk somewhere in the Gold Room. But, then again, maybe that would float your boat. Don't know what the GKZ penguins would think about the situation. ;)
BTW, Buford, our neighborhood buzzard said he's up for a wrangle with you anytime, any place.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 26, 2013 12:33:58 PM

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(Rumple steps out of the latrine holding a half-empty mug of Busty's coffee, and sniffs) Ah, customers. Hope you didn't have time to swipe too much. I was just clearing out a clog. About half a cup of Busty's brew works better than Drano.
Speaking of waste matter,
the following book recommendation is based solely on the title.

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody: Fanny Merkin (Andrew Shaffer)

Haven't read it, yet, but Shaffer's a good writer. His, Literary Rogues: A Scandalous History of Wayward Authors, is a fun read.

Don't take offense at this reading suggestion...just trying to tone up the joint a bit.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, July 26, 2013 12:47:58 PM

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Hey everybody! Thought I'd swing by and celebrate my new EP. Next round'd on me! Beaver breath for all!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 10:32:48 AM

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Mega-congrats, NN, on your, Editor's Pick.

There's plenty Beaver Breath Brandy to go around folks. No pushing and shoving, please...at least not with clothes on.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 3:38:36 PM

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Thanks RF, Its Sat eve and I'm hanging out in here. I think if that doesn't tell me Ive been working to much lately, then nothing should. I mean, Terrance is fine company, but he hogs all the nuts!
adagio_sabadicus
Posted: Saturday, July 27, 2013 5:31:46 PM

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I'm part owner of The Gaslight Lounge and we play honky-tonk and raw blues. However, lap-top rental could be a winner at Happy Hour. Good idea
scooter
Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 8:44:57 AM

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Good morning Rump and company,

I tried Busty's new coffee and a few Danish's three weeks ago, and I'm just now comming to.
Did Phil (Mickelson) win two Opens in a row or what!
Next time I try the coffee/Danish special, maybe you'd better lock up Buford, the friendly neighborhood buzzard Rump?

Best part about Sundays is; Mondays are sure to follow.
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