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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:54:01 PM

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Thank-you Will. I'm waiting to see what kind of...ahem, "ladies" it brings in.
Raises glass in a toast to Will.3601
ejls
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 6:52:08 PM

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Even though #1 has incredible abs, my vote is for #2
Algol
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 6:59:20 PM

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Behind the bar eh... I'll go with #3 Rumple

I have a few fingers of redbreast... neat please.

Cheers occasion5

Algol

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:48:21 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
[quote] I haven't had a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall in ages. .

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger, kemosabe. That's a pretty common state of affairs around here.

chefkathleen wrote:
[quote]btw, I vote the lovely redhead of course with the nice bum, (#2). The first one makes me think of slapping some BBQ sauce on those skinny ribs. #3 reminds me of my dear old Granny. I think she used to pose for Rubens himself.

I want to meet your Granny, real bad. evil4

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:58:27 PM

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Algol wrote:
Behind the bar eh... I'll go with #3 Rumple

I have a few fingers of redbreast... neat please.

Cheers occasion5

Algol

This is just my humble opinion, you understand, but if a reds breast is what you want, then #2, the choice of eljs, might be your best bet. icon_smile

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 5:45:41 AM

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Good Morning Rumple and other Lushs of Lush...Hey Mr. Rumpster...I noticed you filled out your profile, trying to collect another badge, hey...I did the same...
Hey, is that really your age??? You're lucky they don't have a mandatory retirement age here at Rumplebations...so what were dinosaurs really like? Did you go to school with God's parents? When you were a kid, did you hear a loud noise outside and run out and say "Wow, Creation! Cool..."
OK, I'll lay off the age jokes...just be glad you're not a dog...
Hey speaking of badges, they gave me another one that I don't deserve...500 forum posts or somethng...I think they are just trying to mess with my head again...
But, I was wondering...before they notice, do you think I can trade it for a drink this morning...you know, things are kind of tight, I'm still waiting on a check, had car trouble, my cat got sick, the usual lack of money excuses...I'd appreciate it...at least put it towards my tab...
Anyway...I filled out my profile as well...It was hard, but I stepped up to the plate, as usual...speaking of messing with people's minds, under "website"...I put the link to my profile page, so if you click on it, you just return to where you are...I figure some idiot will drive themselves crazy trying to figure it out...
For the record, I realized it in less than four hours...so there...
About that drink...
Later,
Alan.
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Algol
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:57:14 AM

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I've had Red's breast it was a bit costly, I'll stick with Redbreast and #3 thanks

Algol

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LadyX
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 10:28:40 AM

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Morning boys.

Its a much better morning than the last- had some great coffee, jumped on the forum, fired off a political rant but we won't get into that here lol. For you Shameless, I love to debate and don't pretend to always be right, so a special kiss on the cheek for you! Mwahhhh.

Alan, I really liked reading your fantasies on your profile, that was an education. Good pics too, your eyes sing the blues.

Well anyway, I will be back later for a strong rum drink- and I put the case of Malibu behind the bar, it should more than make up for what me and my friends stole when we broke in the other night and held a private bachelor party. Those boys love the place. Sorry for the breaking and entering, Rumple, it won't happen again.bootyshake I'll make it up to you somehow Mr. Skin.

Later boys.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:21:49 PM

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No, thank you for that night, LadyX. The surveillance videos are most entertaining. evil4

Alan, one more age joke and I'll throw an empty bottle of Geritol at you. My profile bio tells no lies Young whippersnappers may have good helath, toned bods, vigor, and more hair on top of their heads than in their ears, but we boomers had the sixties--it's a fair exchange.





Give piece a chance.
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Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:25:48 PM

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Quote:
I want to meet your Granny, real bad.


I'm sure she'd be thrilled to give you a private showing. happy8
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:27:46 PM

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*Tosses back a pint of Guinness* I'll vote fer the lovely redhead #2 please, she looks curvy,adventurous and already approves of doggiestyle. occasion5
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:40:03 PM

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Stay with us here Rumple ,, This gal said , she has your cure ,, (trust me) ..!!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:49:18 PM

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freefallin1309 wrote:
*Tosses back a pint of Guinness* I'll vote fer the lovely redhead #2 please, she looks curvy,adventurous and already approves of doggiestyle. occasion5


Oh man...pint of Guinness...you're talking my language...Imagine if they ever had that here...
Guinness on tap at Rumplebations...
6
They'd have to get the rust off those old beer taps first...
And Mr. 4skin...nice hippy chick in the back of the wagon, I wonder what she looks like now???
No...actually, I was only kidding...
Later,
Alan.
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LadyX
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:08:55 PM

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When that girl leaves I'm taking those fishnets for myself- and I'm dumping the OJ out of that liquor bottle. I make a mean screwdriver from scratch, lol.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:17:00 PM

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LadyX wrote:
When that girl leaves I'm taking those fishnets for myself- and I'm dumping the OJ out of that liquor bottle. I make a mean screwdriver from scratch, lol.


How hard is it to make a screwdriver??? I mean really...even Rumple can do that, though I can't remember the last time this place had orange juice...
Gerital, hey Rump? Jeez, I forgot about that stuff...I think the last time I heard that was when I watched the Lawrence Welk show on TV with my parents as a kid...
Remember the Lawrence Welk show??? I guess I don't even to ask that one...you probably have the entire collection on DVD...
Hey, why I'm here...give me something strong to drink...and I don't mean Gerital and coke...though that might work...
Did you re-stock the bourbon yet???
Later,
Alan
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LadyX
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:22:32 PM

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Exakta66 wrote:
LadyX wrote:
When that girl leaves I'm taking those fishnets for myself- and I'm dumping the OJ out of that liquor bottle. I make a mean screwdriver from scratch, lol.


How hard is it to make a screwdriver???

occasion5


lol, not very. But that was the joke, Alan. I'll start off with some knock-knock jokes next time I guess, so you'll know when to fake laugh.Lwinking

I see no bourbon here, how about geritol, boone's farm wine, and everclear? No?

Looks like I better bring back the rest of the stuff I 'borrowed' for tonight's party. Webcam will be running, PM me for the web address.

Cheers, boys.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:28:15 PM

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Shameless, I'm checking to see if she's on my helath plan.

Free Falling, what you look for in an entrant is commendable.

Alan, peace baby.




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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:31:07 PM

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Sorry Lady...I'm a little slow today, though some may say I'm slow every day...probably too many Gerital and cokes...
Though they do seem to do the trick...heck, I think I'll have another...where's Rumple???
Where is Rumple? Oh, probably in the back watching that surveillance video from the other night again...
Hmmm...
Later,
Alan.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:39:11 PM

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Exakta66 wrote:

Where is Rumple? Oh, probably in the back watching that surveillance video from the other night again...
Hmmm...
Later,
Alan.


hello1

Here I are, he syas, hitting the pause button.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

A DIFFERENT SORT OF CRAMMINGNewlywed Sex, Umpteenth-time Sex, Studious Interruptus Sex

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:55:52 PM

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Are you sure you don't want to come out of the (backroom) ??






We got a Whole lotta shakin going on.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 3:18:39 PM

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Shameless, let me tell you, it's like this, you see, since I already have a heart that's purple, I don't wish to collect any additional purple body parts. But thanks. (locks door)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

A DIFFERENT SORT OF CRAMMINGNewlywed Sex, Umpteenth-time Sex, Studious Interruptus Sex

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 5:15:22 PM

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Good morning, everybody. While my American brothers and sisters are knocking them back at the end of a long day, I'm just rousing myself for the day, watching the sky slowly fill with light.

I'm in a strange but good place, they used to call it Saigon...actually they still do everywhere but in the government and on maps, it seems.
I'm interviewing for a job a little later, so I'm getting my head on straight (which I'll never be able to do completely, it's always just a little off kilter...that's okay, it lends me character).

Today, on day two of this week's LLOWBB, my scorecard reads as follows, in order of preference:

3- I will vote for her every day until her image is no longer beckoning my reaction. She is dark-haired, smooth-skinned, ample-curved, comely-featured perfection, threatening to suck me through the screen and bring a static alternate universe into animation (not unlike the video for A-Ha's 80's smash hit "Take On Me", though decidedly more sexually explicit). What is not disclosed in the image only makes my mind fill in the perfect blanks on it's own. In my book, all others are getting beat like Secretariat's competition in the home stretch of the Belmont Stakes.

1- Agree on the belly-chain, Xuan. I have a second-tier fetish for belly chains, and a first-tier fetish for women that look like her (chuckles). Extra points for the pressure marks on her knees, too. I'd love to see the outtakes...

2- Certainly she has assumed the rear-mount position, as has been pointed out. And who doesn't like a ginger hottie? Last saw that hairstyle at my junior-high prom though....

5- All the intangibles are there: crumpled sheets, morning light, a come-hither look from the attractive model, but the sum doesn't equal as much as the parts might suggest. While still on the 80s MTV theme...didn't we see this gal writhing on a car hood in the video for "Here I Go Again"? Maybe not...but it's what came to mind.

4- I almost feel bad...being an artist myself- a painter no less- I hate to put rich oil goodness in the cellar like this, but hey...it ain't show-friends, it's show-business...if it were deserving, I'd gladly show artistic solidarity and vote it accordingly. Nevertheless...Chef's granny is fucking hot if she really is reminiscent of this curvaceous model.








DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 5:23:42 PM

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That is one heck of a detailed analysis there Mr. Will...made me take another detailed look at the girls...
Well, it was an excuse anyway...
Hey, I heard a rumor that you are in the process of writing an authorized autobiography...any truth to that???
If I were you, I would talk to a lawyer first...those unauthorized things can get messy...I mean, if you decide to sue yourself, and take yourself to court...know what I mean???
I mean, you would actually have to pay for two attorneys...one for the defense and one for the plaitiff...otherwise it would be conflict of interest...
Just something to think about...
Later,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 5:34:28 PM

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Thanks for looking out for me...I've retained the attorneys that Coca-Cola retained when they threatened themselves with taste theft for the new Coke Zero soda. I will give no quarter to myself should I stress the normal bounds of autobiography. I don't want to mess with me.

Rumple, I love the avatar. It's almost enough to make me start celebrating St. Patrick's Day. She looks like Parker Posey suddenly bountifully endowed. Just...awesome.

Xuan (LadyX)- you swore you would tell nobody about that party, now I fear Rumple has seen more of a new regular than he'd care for. You swore that the blinking light meant 'low battery'....that damn screwdriver recipe better be smashing, 'cause you owe me a few drinks for your ruse...your cunning effort to deceive me.

Badges...we need more stinking Badges....

How about a badge for 100 unsolicited offers for webcam cyber? That might be good info to have when meeting and greeting here in the lushsphere....just a thought. I'll think of a few more...
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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 6:07:21 PM

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I think LadyX deserves a special Merit Badge for her pictures in her pfofile...if I had one I'd give it to her...
Heck, I'll even make one if I have to...
What do you guys think???
Later,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:11:53 PM

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THE FOLLOWING IS A SPECIAL RE-REPEAT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE CHOWDER-HEADS NOT PAYING ATTENTION DURING THE FIRST ONE!

--

LLOWB Contest News:

I'm taking Chef's sage suggestion and naming Jayne and Joey as co-winners. That means this week's preliminary primary will be the last one before the final round of the First Annual, RUMPLATIONS Lady Lounging on The Wall Behind The Bar (LLOWBB)

This week's entries come from a variety of sources and include five of my personal favorites.


INDRE



JULIA HAYES



DOLLY READ


THE NAKED MAJA, Goya


DONNA MITCHELL



Feel free to add a favorite "Lounging Lady" as a post-in entry.

As always, vote early and vote often.


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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:14:40 PM

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I vote for 1 through 5...and who you calling a Chowder Head??? You of all people got your nerve...
If I had feelings, they would be hurt...
Later,
Alan.



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Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:32:38 PM

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#2
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:35:15 PM

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Best of luck with the interview, Will. Would the job be in HCM City?

Since Will post was the last one on the previous page, I'm reposting it so Lushers and Lushettes can benefit from his analysis of the current entrants.

note: As an aid to voters, I've indentified the entrants.

Rumple Foreskin rr

WillinBK wrote:
Good morning, everybody. While my American brothers and sisters are knocking them back at the end of a long day, I'm just rousing myself for the day, watching the sky slowly fill with light.

I'm in a strange but goode place, they used to call it Saigon...actually they still do everywhere but in the government and on maps, it seems.
I'm interviewing for a job a little later, so I'm getting my head on straight (which I'll never be able to do completely, it's always just a little off kilter...that's okay, it lends me character).

Today, on day two of this week's LLOWBB, my scorecard reads as follows, in order of preference:

3- I will vote for her every day until her image is no longer beckoning my reaction. She is dark-haired, smooth-skinned, ample-curved, comely-featured perfection, threatening to suck me through the screen and bring a static alternate universe into animation (not unlike the video for A-Ha's 80's smash hit "Take On Me", though decidedly more sexually explicit). What is not disclosed in the image only makes my mind fill in the perfect blanks on it's own. In my book, all others are getting beat like Secretariat's competition in the home stretch of the Belmont Stakes.

1- Agree on the belly-chain, Xuan. I have a second-tier fetish for belly chains, and a first-tier fetish for women that look like her (chuckles). Extra points for the pressure marks on her knees, too. I'd love to see the outtakes...

2- Certainly she has assumed the rear-mount position, as has been pointed out. And who doesn't like a ginger hottie? Last saw that hairstyle at my junior-high prom though....

5- All the intangibles are there: crumpled sheets, morning light, a come-hither look from the attractive model, but the sum doesn't equal as much as the parts might suggest. While still on the 80s MTV theme...didn't we see this gal writhing on a car hood in the video for "Here I Go Again"? Maybe not...but it's what came to mind.

4- I almost feel bad...being an artist myself- a painter no less- I hate to put rich oil goodness in the cellar like this, but hey...it ain't show-friends, it's show-business...if it were deserving, I'd gladly show artistic solidarity and vote it accordingly. Nevertheless...Chef's granny is fucking hot if she really is reminiscent of this curvaceous model.










Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

A DIFFERENT SORT OF CRAMMINGNewlywed Sex, Umpteenth-time Sex, Studious Interruptus Sex

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:43:36 PM

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You know Rumple...if the Lushs of Lush in this fine bar over here can't agree on a picture to decorate the walls...or more accurately cover the holes in sheetrock...I've seen some nice looking potential wall decorations over at the "Women in Lingerie" thread...also to be found on this fine site known as Lush...
I think Shameless can confirm that...put a couple more up, btw...
Later,
Alan.
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