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Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 3:36:28 PM

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I once had this partner that I would smack her clit with my cock and she would literally squirt. Then one night I switched things up a bit and instead of smacking her clit I rubbed my cock along the length of her pussy and up to her clit. She got really pissed off and asked if it was my way of telling her that her pussy was too big. I told her I was just rubbing my cum and her pussy juices all over her pussy. Needless to say, she never let me do that again.
MadMartigan
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 3:37:02 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


I prefer punanni. Sheesh...and I thought you were a gentleman.


Sounds like panini. I can dig it. Whistle Or rather, lick it. OR, OR, OR......shit. My grave is dug.

Metilda
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 3:39:34 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


I prefer punanni. Sheesh...and I thought you were a gentleman.


Lol

Coochie
Snatch
Hot box
Hairy dugout
Canoe
Pink taco
Golden trough
Peach Melba
The groove
Delight
Where its at
Muff
Puss puss
Penis pleaser
Velvetine
Slippery slip

And so on.

MadMartigan
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 3:43:04 PM

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Metilda wrote:


Lol

Coochie
Snatch
Hot box
Hairy dugout
Canoe
Pink taco
Golden trough
Peach Melba
The groove
Delight
Where its at
Muff
Puss puss
Penis pleaser
Velvetine
Slippery slip

And so on.


lmao. I like Slippery slip & Velvetine.

Golden trough sounds like an unexpected and unpleasant surprise.

Another I've heard is pootytang. Also from said roommate.
Dani
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 4:15:54 PM

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MadMartigan wrote:


lmao. I like Slippery slip & Velvetine.

Golden trough sounds like an unexpected and unpleasant surprise.

Another I've heard is pootytang. Also from said roommate.


Pootytang is a movie...a rather hilarious movie. Watch it while you're high and thank me later.


Dani
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 4:16:46 PM

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roymunson101 wrote:


When I do it right she does. laughing9


Embarassed


MadMartigan
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 4:33:48 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


Pootytang is a movie...a rather hilarious movie. Watch it while you're high and thank me later.


Yea, I've heard of the movie. Never seen it before.

Does it rival "Friday" in sheer awesome?
JordanMan09
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 4:39:50 PM

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luv it
sprite
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 4:40:28 PM

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MadMartigan wrote:


Yea, I've heard of the movie. Never seen it before.

Does it rival "Friday" in sheer awesome?


nothing rivals Friday, but it's close - it really does NEED to be seen. :)

Live, love, laugh.
MadMartigan
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 4:58:30 PM

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sprite wrote:


nothing rivals Friday, but it's close - it really does NEED to be seen. :)


Black Dynamite does. evil4
roymunson101
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 5:58:57 PM

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MadMartigan wrote:


Sounds like panini. I can dig it. Whistle Or rather, lick it. OR, OR, OR......shit. My grave is dug.



Sorry bro. Licking it is my job.
sprite
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 6:24:20 PM

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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:


You and Kate talk about my vagina? confused1


well, yeah, i mean, seriously, you are surprised? Regaeman Man

Live, love, laugh.
Buz
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 6:41:58 PM

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I'm a vagina smacker from way back. I've got a 'I'm A Vagina Smacker' bumper sticker on my truck, and my official Vagina Smacker t-shirt, Vagina Smacker baseball cap, Vagina Smacker decoder ring, Vagina Smacker scratch-n-sniff monthly newsletter, and I know the secret Vagina Smacker handshake.



LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 6:59:09 PM

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Buz wrote:
I'm a vagina smacker from way back. I've got a 'I'm A Vagina Smacker' bumper sticker on my truck, and my official Vagina Smacker t-shirt, Vagina Smacker baseball cap, Vagina Smacker decoder ring, Vagina Smacker scratch-n-sniff monthly newsletter, and I know the secret Vagina Smacker handshake.



shaking. my. head...

BabydollSlave
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 7:11:33 PM

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as for the original question....i love it, it is a splendid sensation. first time it shocked me but then the after lovely effects got me hooked.

for the rest of the thread....LOL omgosh dani needs this dedicated to her laughing8 or well her...you know icon_biggrin

my newest :)
adagio_sabadicus
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 7:12:31 PM

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Is that a Clint Eastwood movie
Dani
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 7:31:26 PM

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