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sexyboobbabe
Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 8:27:06 PM

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Last night I was at a party, and hooking up with this guy. It was not the best decision, but that's not what I am here to talk about. What do you do if your sexual partner gets, "whiskey dick"?
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Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 9:40:16 PM

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Find another willing partner that can still get it up or use some popsicles sticks and duct tape.
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Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 11:39:44 PM

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sexyboobbabe wrote:
Last night I was at a party, and hooking up with this guy. It was not the best decision, but that's not what I am here to talk about. What do you do if your sexual partner gets, "whiskey dick"?


Be relieved that there wasn't a situation in which he'd falsely accuse you of rape.

evil4

Ok - that was wrong.

You do nothing. It's not a relationship. So just shrug it off and go 'oh well' . . . he might not even remember.

Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 1:19:44 AM

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It isn't your fault nor his if his willy isn't upto it.

Been there myself, the guy gets fraustrated and is more embarrassed than the partner. It happens.

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Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 2:52:17 AM

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Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 2:55:01 AM

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Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:06:26 AM

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sexyboobbabe wrote:
Last night I was at a party, and hooking up with this guy. It was not the best decision, but that's not what I am here to talk about. What do you do if your sexual partner gets, "whiskey dick"?


It certainly happens at the most inopportune times... Though frustrating for both parties, a quick thinking and selfless man will have the problem "licked" in no time at all...

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Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:14:19 AM

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Ardentmale wrote:


It certainly happens at the most inopportune times... Though frustrating for both parties, a quick thinking and selfless man will have the problem "licked" in no time at all...


if only all men thought like this...

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Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:40:19 PM

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sexyboobbabe wrote:
Last night I was at a party, and hooking up with this guy. It was not the best decision, but that's not what I am here to talk about. What do you do if your sexual partner gets, "whiskey dick"?


How do you know if he wasn't using whiskey as a cover for his ED problem? Yes, it sounds crazy, but some men get themselves in over their heads, you see? They have a problem but still want to think, that unless women know about it, he can still get the thrill of the flirt! But if she gets unexpectedly serious, and the time has come to pull the trigger, they realize they don't have a gun to pull the trigger on, and have to cover themselves. Whiskey gives them their way out.

So unless you saw it at full mast prior to the whiskey,......

Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 2:30:57 PM

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If it's a random hookup, I wouldn't worry too much about it. Plenty of dicks out there willing and waiting to get fucked.

If it's your guy, reassure him. It happens to every guy. More often than you think. And besides, he has a mouth...Whistle


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MadMartigan
Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 2:49:19 PM

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sexyboobbabe wrote:
Last night I was at a party, and hooking up with this guy. It was not the best decision, but that's not what I am here to talk about. What do you do if your sexual partner gets, "whiskey dick"?


I guess you'd figure out how much sexual prowess he has without using a stiffy?

Whiskey dick, such a curse. It's why I don't really drink if I expect to get laid that night.
sexyboobbabe
Posted: Thursday, August 01, 2013 5:53:29 PM

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anonymouslylush wrote:


if only all men thought like this...


I agree completely, unfortunately he was not a very giving partner, and only thought about his own needs.
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Posted: Thursday, August 01, 2013 6:05:39 PM

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Frankly if he is too drunk to get it up YOU don't have to do anything, he's the one letting you down!

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LadySariel
Posted: Thursday, August 01, 2013 6:07:03 PM

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My hubby has ED and I've found a little love and attention usually brings him around. Of course if you can't be bothered investing any effort in attempting to resuscitate it maybe a toy could have come in handy?

'There are other worlds than these.'
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Posted: Friday, August 02, 2013 12:18:10 PM

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I get the opposite when i'm drunk can't get the fucker down Pint Drunk
1nfinitesexuallity
Posted: Tuesday, August 06, 2013 1:30:22 PM

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It happens.. and there's not really much you can do about it I mean hes drunk.. like someone else said earlier he possibly will not even remember so don't worry about it too much.
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