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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 6:45:25 PM

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Confucius Says ...


Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.

Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.

Feel free to add your favourite saying.
The best saying gets ......happy1
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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 6:50:22 PM

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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 8:13:13 PM

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"Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 8:30:26 PM

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This is funny too..
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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 8:31:57 PM

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Also ,,, "Man who lay women in field ,, soon have piece on earth" .
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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:37:24 PM

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Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:54:50 PM

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Man who stand on toilet high on pot.


OMG, I love it!
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Posted: Tuesday, March 09, 2010 10:02:02 PM

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Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.
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Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 5:41:38 AM

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"Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
iceman
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:56:29 AM

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Confusius say:

Woman who fly up-side-down have hairy crack up...

Man who jump over fire naked get flaming nuts...

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Posted: Monday, March 15, 2010 1:32:49 AM

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woman who put man in dog house she soon find him in cat house

it take many nails to build a crib and only one screw to fill it
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Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:14:53 AM

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Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock.

No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench
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Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 9:40:51 AM

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I'd say it's the other way around:

"Man young when he kisses snatches, old when he snatches kisses." 675-lick
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