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Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, March 7, 2010 8:54:47 AM

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Bill likes to beat people

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 7, 2010 9:36:33 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Lydia Baby ownes 75% of the Keebler corporation ,, and she beats the elves if the take chocolate chips .
Chrissy
Posted: Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:51:25 AM

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Joined: 9/21/2009
Posts: 8
Location: Anywhere
The old dog squats to pee!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:56:30 AM

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I saw you from the corner of one eye ,, watching me commence on the fireplug in your front yard !!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 7, 2010 12:03:33 PM

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And this is the Fireplug.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, March 8, 2010 4:16:04 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,781
Location: Cakeland, United States


Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
sassycheergirl
Posted: Monday, March 8, 2010 4:30:39 PM

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Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,508
Location: a corn field , United States
Wmm I really wished you would stop stealing my panties and hiding them in your car....


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, March 8, 2010 4:36:56 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
As often as I see you following me around this joint, I've claimed you as a dependent, on my IRS forms this year.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, March 8, 2010 6:34:52 PM

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Didn't you star in 'Inspect Her Gadget"? Funny...I don't see any gadgets in your pants.....

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 8, 2010 6:51:16 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
I caught Lady Lydia using all the chickens in the coup. What's up with that?d'oh!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, March 8, 2010 9:53:04 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Yo, Steve Mart...err, GLuver - you need some new jokes - borrow this one:

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
stuart1975
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 1:34:01 AM

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Joined: 4/2/2009
Posts: 1,012
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
The main reason wmm has a beard is to hide the scares left on him by Jerseylynn after their last torrid night together.Whistle
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 9:26:24 AM

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I have it on rather shady authority that Stu is actually this hunky humanitarian:

Captain-Save-A-Ho

Rescuing lovesick wenches, all over the internets, since 1999!

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
stuart1975
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 1:22:43 PM

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WMM these are suppose to be lies! Lmao



wmm mistook him self for Jeff Daniels and when he showed up at the Oscars was thrown out on his ass.bootyshake
sassycheergirl
Posted: Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:34:39 PM

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Location: a corn field , United States
Stuart is really an angel and very innocent of anything....


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
stuart1975
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:40:33 AM

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Sassy, again these are suppose to be lies my dear.


Sassy was seen naked while grocery shopping last week and had to give the cop a show to get him to give her no ticket lolWhistle
ArconathResonath
Posted: Monday, March 15, 2010 5:46:22 AM

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Posts: 83
Stuart is indeed a lycanthrope. He actually thought he was a werewolf, until one day he saw his reflection in a water pond. Since that day, he keeps posting his own picture but says it's his dog.
mercianknight
Posted: Thursday, March 18, 2010 6:30:50 AM

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Joined: 8/11/2009
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Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
ArconathResonath (how do you even say that?) picked his name and AV pic as part of his cover to infiltrate PETA and find out where those nut jobs get their recruits.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
stuart1975
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 5:36:13 AM

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Mercianknight is actually a hydra- 3 headed dragon and breaths fire from drinking to much tequilaevil4
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 1:16:34 PM

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Stuart needs a Flea collar...
stuart1975
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 5:07:19 PM

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HoneyCupcake see what happens when you don't but me my flea collar , your get your mouth taped, so get me that dam collae pronto!.

HoneyCupcake hasn't bathed in two weeks and that how i got the fleas from her petting meevil4
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 8:53:30 PM

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Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Stuart bit me!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 9:08:40 PM

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Joined: 3/5/2010
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Lydia likes to dress up as Wonder Woman while writing her stories.
stuart1975
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 11:41:51 PM

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Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Lady_Lydia wrote:
Stuart bit me!
Chomps on Lydias asseat


LusciousLola is actually a guy and was last seen working the corner of Hollywood & Vineisjda
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 2:10:54 AM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,781
Location: Cakeland, United States
Stuart is poised to capture the North American felching market in 2010.

His patent should be approved for this contraption, by April 1st. Congratulations, pardner!


And yes... the purpose of item #15 (see figure 3) is exactly as you suspect.
hello1


Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
nicola
Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 3:35:03 AM

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Prior to being awarded his Oscar, Jeff was desperate and started reading over scripts for infomercials promoting products like the abdominiser 3000 and Snugglies. Luckily the Oscar pulled him out of that particular pickle.
scooter
Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:00:46 PM

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nicola and I used to date,,,back in school. She can't read or write! Just the way I like em. I write all her stories. Then she acts them out in the front yard
Pixie
Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 2:21:12 PM

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Location: Never, Never Land, United States
Scooters recollection of "dating Nic" was actually a dream he had. His real "girlfriend" is a Macy's storefront mannequin. From the lingerie department.

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 5:37:20 PM

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Pixie is actually a gnome in disguiseclown
Eeyore123
Posted: Saturday, March 20, 2010 7:22:58 PM

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knome..? knome...?? no no one is at home!!!!!

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