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LustyV
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 9:54:57 AM

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Joined: 3/3/2013
Posts: 588
Location: United States
September 6th

CuriousKitty
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 9:58:43 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/1/2011
Posts: 118
Location: United States
August 19th
SventheElder
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:04:39 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/27/2013
Posts: 188
Location: SW Uk, United Kingdom
19 September
ashflower
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:10:03 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 10/2/2009
Posts: 63
Location: Canada
June 20th
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:20:38 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,118
August 24
overmykneenow
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:24:41 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2010
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about midway through the 28th August

So well done Racking

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Bayeck
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:34:40 AM

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Joined: 6/14/2013
Posts: 68
Location: United States
August 25
MadMartigan
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 11:26:14 AM

Rank: Raised on Blackroot

Joined: 6/17/2013
Posts: 2,206
Location: United States
AUGUST:

17th - FireBird775
18th - sprite
19th - CuriousKitty
20th - TheDevilsWeakness
23rd - sweet_as_candy
24th - MsHorselover93
25th - Bayeck
26th - BabydollSlave
27th - CurlyGirly
28th - racking
29th - Delphi
30th - Liz
31st - elitfromnorth


September:

1st - lafayettemister
2nd - Mazza
3rd - StylisX
4th - Dancing_Doll
5th - slipperywhenwet2012
6th - LustyV
7th - Autumn17
9th - JessicaX
12th - TXtabber
13th - TeilaWolfe
14th - SirLoin
15th - robert_1982
18th - chgolf
19th - SventheElder
21st - MadMartigan
29th - DikDango


June - 2014

20th - ashflower
nicola
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 3:01:43 PM

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Posts: 27,529
There are two legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost. They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resigned to the fact that they will soon die from dehydration, when as they reach the top of a sand dune, they see a big, bustling market laid out before them. Naturally, they can't believe their eyes and think it's a mirage, but as they draw closer, they can hear the stallholders' cries, and they eventually reach the market and realise that it's really there.

So the legionnaires rush up to the first stall they can and cry to the stallholder, "Stallholder, we have been travelling in the desert for many days, and have had no food or water. We shall surely die soon unless you have some you can sell us - tell us, do you have any sustenance for us?"
The stallholder shook his head and replied "I'm sorry, French legionnaire type people, but all I have to sell is a load of bowls full of jelly, topped with custard and cream, and lovingly sprinkled with hundreds and thousands."

The legionnaires look at each other, mildly surprised, and move on to the next stall, where they ask the stallholder, "Mr purveyor of fine foodstuffs and the like, we have been travelling through the desert for days, deprived of the necessary beverages and foodstuffs which are required for survival. We shall surely die soon, unless you can sell us some skins of water."

The stallholder looked at them embarrassed, and confessed "Gentlemen, tragic as I admit it is, I have none of the ingredients necessary to life for which you ask me... all I have to sell is this large bowl of jelly topped with custard and cream and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, with a little cocktail cherry in the middle at the top - there," he said, pointing out the glace cherry. "I cannot help you..."

The legionnaires look at each other in desperation, and run on to the next stall, where they demand of the stallholder, "Look mate, we need water or we'll die. We've been travelling without water for days and need some now, Do you have any you can sell us?"

The stallholder looked at his curl-ended shoes in shame as he confessed, "Sorry, fellas, all I have to sell you is a bowl of jelly, with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands. I can't help you. I'll have to condemn you to a long and lingering death through dehydration."

The legionnaires were really worried by this point, and they went through the market, stall by stall, asking each stallholder whether they had any water they could sell them, and thus save their lives, but each stallholder gave the same reply, all they had to sell was a bowl of jelly with cream, custard and hundreds and thousands. Dejected and resigned to their grim fate, the legionnaires left the desert market and walked off into the setting sun. As they did so, one turned to the other, and said, "That was really odd - a big market in the middle of nowhere, and all they sold was bowls of jelly with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands." The other turned to face his companion and replied, "Yes, it was a trifle bazaar..."
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 3:23:54 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,781
Location: Cakeland, United States
August 666

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Pixie
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 3:38:46 PM

Rank: Flutterby Pharie

Joined: 9/27/2007
Posts: 5,980
Location: Never, Never Land, United States
I will say Sept 11 if it is not already taken.

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
kornslayer1
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 4:48:40 PM

Rank: Evil Metalhead Dude

Joined: 4/1/2011
Posts: 822
Location: My Own Personal Hell, United States
naughtyannie
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 4:57:06 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2011
Posts: 1,972
Location: London, United Kingdom
8 September - while it's still free!

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Ravyn
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 9:11:55 PM

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Joined: 4/26/2010
Posts: 2,173
Location: Bend, United States
Sept 10th

honey1982
Posted: Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:14:28 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 3/12/2013
Posts: 14
Location: Canada
Sept 22nd
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 12:48:55 AM

Rank: Head Nurse
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Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,543
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
september 11


Guest
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 1:13:12 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,118
17th September... instead of 18 which was my birthday!
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 1:17:57 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,118
Oct 1
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 1:30:06 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,118
September 30th
Genteel1957
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 2:17:42 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 7/4/2013
Posts: 55
Location: St. Petersburg, United States
January 3rd
jollyjack
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 2:32:03 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/2/2012
Posts: 2,316
Location: At the Far Canal
4 October

My Karma just ran over your Dogma
mrick
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 2:36:21 AM

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Joined: 5/29/2009
Posts: 19
Location: Ind., United States
Oct 6, 2013
andyroooooo
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 8:45:53 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 8/11/2011
Posts: 55
Location: United Kingdom
My birthday - 20th September :D
unicorn92
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 12:52:15 PM

Rank: Story Verifier
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Joined: 3/11/2011
Posts: 996
Location: surfing on a rainbow, United States
October 4, 2013
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 1:07:17 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,118
September 23rd
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 1:23:27 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,118
My birthday...sept. 20th
Dani
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 1:31:58 PM

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Location: Under Your Bed, United States
Where's our stats guy?



Robz17
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 2:56:50 PM

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Joined: 6/28/2013
Posts: 274
Location: United Kingdom
August 21 2013
MadMartigan
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 3:16:51 PM

Rank: Raised on Blackroot

Joined: 6/17/2013
Posts: 2,206
Location: United States
slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
Where's our stats guy?


At the movies watching Elysium, lazy. coffee

Some folks are gonna have to pick a new date BTW

AUGUST:

17th - FireBird775
18th - sprite
19th - CuriousKitty
20th - TheDevilsWeakness
21st - Robz17
23rd - sweet_as_candy
24th - MsHorselover93
25th - Bayeck
26th - BabydollSlave
27th - CurlyGirly
28th - racking
29th - Delphi
30th - Liz
31st - elitfromnorth


September:

1st - lafayettemister
2nd - Mazza
3rd - StylisX
4th - Dancing_Doll
5th - slipperywhenwet2012
6th - LustyV
7th - Autumn17
8th - naughtyannie
9th - JessicaX
10th - Ravyn
11th - Pixie
12th - TXtabber
13th - TeilaWolfe
14th - SirLoin
15th - robert_1982
18th - chgolf
19th - SventheElder
20th - andyroooooo
21st - MadMartigan
22nd - honey1982
23rd - HiddenTalent
29th - DikDango
30th - CenterLine

October:

1st - kinkygirl
4th - jollyjack
6th - mrick

December:

21st - kornslayer1

January 2014

3rd - Genteel1957


June - 2014

20th - ashflower
chris_brown
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 4:32:42 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/5/2013
Posts: 49
Location: Winnipeg, Canada
October 17th
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