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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 11:52:27 AM

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Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, United
Naughty one, your lap dance concept could be a winner. Feel free to road test it here at Rumplations.

Scooter, yes, I'm glad to say that 'Lefty' done did good. BTW, just got the message you sent me through Stories Space...back in April. No, I'm not making that up. Best I recall it was dated April 24. And the think some folks call the US of A Postal Service 'snail mail'. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

Mazza
Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:15:47 PM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
I'm thinking it's about that time...



Who's with me?

drunken

Nothing to see here...
SventheElder
Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 1:57:41 PM

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Maz
That's the first decent idea all weekend - <<Clink>>

S
Whistle
scooter
Posted: Sunday, July 28, 2013 5:00:16 PM

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Location: Ohio
Mazza wrote:
I'm thinking it's about that time...



Who's with me?

drunken



I'm with you mazz, if you tell me stories about watching Phil win two opens in a row over in Scotland!

I hope you were there. That was the most spectacular pair of sporting events I've ever witnessed, via TV ofcourse.
What would we all do without TV and computers? And phones, and Laptops, and E-Books,,

Anyways, Rump, I left that message today, the 28th. Your reader might be off about half a bubble.






Pint Drunk

scooter


Oh, you mean the one I wrote you on the 24th of April.

LOL, I wonder how long it will take you to find the one I sent today?



Pint Drunk (edit)
STRETCHupNher
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 5:00:50 AM

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Location: Las Vegas, United States
Jayemelle wrote:
Hey all! I'm new.. :) thought i'd introduce myself here! :)

Be gentle.. Hehe




GENTLE...??? dontknow I'll be Genitillia with ya darlin... dancenude

I'm stretchy
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 5:51:36 PM

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Posts: 3,183
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, United
Welcome to this eye-sore on the internet, Rookie. Remember, a filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste or, as is the norm around here, to not get wasted.

Scooter, I'll let you know the moment your message arrives, probably.

Maz, in the immortal words of the all too mortal Hank Williams, "If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time." ;)

Remember, tomorrow is 'Titty Tuesday' don't you know.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

Adagio
Posted: Monday, July 29, 2013 7:21:02 PM

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I wouldn't know a Rumplation from a frigging Rumpelstiltskin, but I did get hit on at a Holiday Inn last night
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01:13 AM

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adagio wrote:
I wouldn't know a Rumplation from a frigging Rumpelstiltskin, but I did get hit on at a Holiday Inn last night



What's up Adagio!

Here's a clue; A Rumplation is not something you eat up and spit out.

It's a little hide away bar out in the Tropics.

Rump n Busty own the place.

Care for a drinkPour Wine
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 8:55:59 AM

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Mornin, Lushland. Adagio, pay no attention to that sign some chowder-head put over the front door, you know the one that reads, "Abandone hope, all ye who enter," or some such. Truth is, that sign is supposed to be above the door to the joint's multi-sex latrine.

Scooter, thanks for getting the new customer squared away. Probably for the best that you didn't introduce him at first to Coma and Tose over at the corner table or to Terance the Tarantula on alert in the hot pistachio nut dispenser. Might have been a bit of a sensory overload...especially if Busty was warming up for Titty Tuesday by working topless.

:glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:08:54 AM

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Titties...double shot by default!





Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:30:39 AM

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Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
Tuesday Titties! Yea Dany!!


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 8:48:13 PM

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In the immortal words of, Benny Hill, "I just love ladies with big 'appy-tits."

Life is good.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

STRETCHupNher
Posted: Wednesday, July 31, 2013 12:28:22 AM

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Joined: 7/12/2013
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Location: Las Vegas, United States
RumpleForeskin wrote:
In the immortal words of, Benny Hill, "I just love ladies with big 'appy-tits."

Life is good.

glasses8




Right-on Rumple...I use to stay up all night long watching Benny Hill. One of the best slap stick comics ever... Lfunny and with lots a clapping BOOBIES... boobieflash2 hello1 Sad about his passing though, he will be missed..



I'm stretchy
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 31, 2013 11:37:19 AM

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(fills two glasses with Beaver Breath Brandy) Stretch, care to join me in a toast to Brother Benny?

By the way, after checking out your bio, seems to me you might just be the perfect person to serve as sgt-at-arms and/or bouncer here at Rumplations. Terance the Tarantula has been shouldering (so to speak) the entire load by his own-self and could use some help. Besides, just between us, according to Busty he's not much of a hand when it comes to one of those nine tailed cats things you mentioned.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

nicola
Posted: Thursday, August 1, 2013 11:28:10 PM

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There's been no bar keep for a day, did nobody pay his wages (again)? Embarassed

I'm thinking it's poets day. It's been the week that was.

My Platinum card is behind the bar, go for it everyone! (Rump, that means hidden behind the bar somewhere and not to be used)
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 2, 2013 10:12:36 AM

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Nic, we've put your card next to the brass, Bank of Absurdistan, one Dirty Martini left behind after a recent visit.

My RL senior daughter and senior granddaughter, along with number two daughter and s-I-l were all underfoot yesterday. My job was to tote the credit cards and stay out of the way.

But back here in Lushland, with the shiney credit card of 'she who must be obeyed' lending comfort and cheer, it's time to get the weekend rolling.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

scooter
Posted: Friday, August 2, 2013 9:21:14 PM

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It is Friday, and the work load should be over by now.

I'll have what nicola is having, or buying


Regaeman Man
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, August 3, 2013 1:45:30 PM

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Greetings, Scooter. (slides over whatever it was Nic had been drinking) Here you go big guy. I made it a double just for you. It's some Aussie concoction so approach with caution.

Four weeks till the start of college football and five till the NFL kicks off. Have courage tailgaters, have courage. Your time is coming.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 5, 2013 5:39:16 AM

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It's Monday

Sorry about that.

Have a mug of Busty's coffee. After that, today being Monday won't seem like that big a deal.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 5, 2013 2:18:36 PM

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It's still Monday...except in places like Australia where tomorrow is another day, so to speak.

Someone said on FB that it's also Underwear Day...misbehave accordingly.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 4:17:34 PM

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Did you ever contemplate the metaphysical significance of National Underwear Day' being followed by our own, beloved, Titty Tuesday? One of those great mysteries, I suppose.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 6:00:56 AM

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The following post has nothing, I say again, nothing at all, to do with Busty's recent fender bender in the Rumplations parking lot...honest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA

It just so happens this is, you know, Hump Day.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 9, 2013 5:58:04 AM

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And a good TGIF morning to all Lushlanders. Busty's got a big pot of something she calls her Friday morning surprise. Approach with caution.

Speaking of Busty, she said last night that if they ever did a movie about her life, she'd want someone like Mae West, Dolly Parton, or maybe Pam Anderson in their prime to play her.

That got me to wondering what star(s) (living, dead or way past their prime) you'd want to play the part of you.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2013 5:45:05 AM

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Well, those were some interesting responses. No one asked, but I'd prefer the story of my life to star George Clooney, but I'd probably get stuck with someone resembling John Candy.

Anyway, it's Monday and the middle of August. At least there's plenty of Busty's coffee to remind us things could still get worse.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

Mazza
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2013 6:03:40 AM

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Good afternoon all!!

After a relatively sleepless night and an ungodly early rise, I think I need to either bathe in coffee or similar, or go and lie down for an hour...

Hope this finds you well though...

Be back in a bit when I'll be more alert I think!




Nothing to see here...
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2013 7:33:21 AM

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Greetings, Maz. Having to hit the deck at the crack of noon can be such a bother. Courage and coffee are recommended...along with an early afternoon nap to refresh body and spirit. ;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

LadySharon
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2013 12:03:47 PM

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*sneaks in with fresh food, coffee, and lots of kegs of Sharon's Special Brew and leaves*

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, August 12, 2013 7:00:15 PM

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Her Ladyship has gifted us with food, drink and, most important, her presence. ;)

note: I have no idea why, but my email notification of posts has suddenly begun to work. Strange, but nice.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

Mazza
Posted: Tuesday, August 13, 2013 4:05:05 AM

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Good morning everyone!!

I do believe that it's Titty Tuesday?

Enjoy!

Big Hugs

Nothing to see here...
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 13, 2013 5:29:22 AM

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Yea verily, dearly beloved, as Sister Maz has proclaimed, today is, indeed, Titty Tuesday. Just think of it as a reward for having made it through Monday. Celebrate accordingly.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not

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