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LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 9:47:00 AM

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EXAMPLE:
The person above you wakes up in a hospital bed and you are the 1st person they see. You say:

I told you the bedroom trapeze was a bad idea...

1lush
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 11:00:35 AM

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I told you that everything on the internet wasn't the truth. Can construct a plane that way.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 11:21:00 AM

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I'm your nurse and I'm here to debride your wounds..sponge bath to follow.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 11:53:58 AM

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I recognize your perfume from my last hospital stay!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 12:08:42 PM

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I told you to lay off those steroids! But noooohhhh! You did not listen to me! Dumbass Prick!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 12:18:13 PM

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docs say you are pregnant...WTF
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 1:23:41 PM

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KK finally relented and almost fucked you to death
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 6:23:17 PM

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sorry but you did say BITE
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 6:25:21 PM

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Say, Babe. You want me to fuck you here or wait until we get to your place? ;D
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 6:30:03 PM

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i tried to tell you bumper cars was bad place for oral... hope they can sew it back on
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 6:37:17 PM

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What's wrong? Are you afraid that I might get you pregnant or something?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 6:41:02 PM

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hell no, never get into these panties
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 7:29:42 PM

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I took your temperature with my 'special thermometer'.
kiera
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:37:13 AM

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I did warn you not to put your special thermometer anywhere near Ginger but u just never listen to me, besides its not that bad really, uve only lost and inch or 2 Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:47:37 AM

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Say, Babe. Would you like to join us and make it a threesome?
baileyass
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:50:16 AM

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Told you not to take double dose of viagra.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:53:11 AM

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Wholly shit! Sorry, Pal! I didn't know that she's your wife!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 6:58:02 AM

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how'd you get that zucchini stuck up your butt? Whistle
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:01:58 AM

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If I'm not mistaken, that zucchini is actually stuck up your ass.
kiera
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:03:51 AM

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No its definitely up your arse, me and bailey held u down while Ginger shoved it up there binky

Then we all waxed you Whistle
curious3045
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:09:08 AM

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You have been admitted to cure your obsession with wax, we will keep you locked down to this bed until we feel you are not a threat to others.

My Stories

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Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:17:35 AM

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Hugs so when are we going out for dinner date as you promised me.....no excuseevil4
baileyass
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:44:48 AM

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kiera wrote:
No its definitely up your arse, me and bailey held u down while Ginger shoved it up there binky

Then we all waxed you Whistle


OMFG! You're a sadist and I'm loving it. evil4


Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 7:50:47 AM

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hey bailey i heard you were laughing so hard you fell off your bar stool...heehee
curious3045
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:47:17 AM

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ginger86 wrote:
hey bailey i heard you were laughing so hard you fell off your bar stool...heehee

And were impaled by a zucchini...... Lfunny Lfunny

For Ginger, so you were admitted for stomach cramps from laughing so hard at baily on the zuchinni...

My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
kiera
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 8:52:12 AM

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Your name is Roger, you were hit on the head by a stray coconut whilst walking along the beach, you have suffered permanent memory loss, but luckily you survived.

baileyass
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 9:02:21 AM

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Kiera's laughed too much today, too. As for curious, we benefited from his memory loss and he is an obedient waxing victim.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 11:50:38 AM

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Sorry, when I kissed you like that I never thought you would faint....
kiera
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 12:08:09 PM

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You fainted in mine and baileys drunken waxing salon when bailey waxed ur sack. You have been unconscious for 3 days. Now don't try to speak you've damaged your throat with all that screaming Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 01, 2013 12:30:25 PM

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awwww kk, so sorry but while you were passed out me an bailey decided to give you a wax job but we were all out of wax so we used super glue. we got all that hair off your crotch and don't worry the doctors say with a few skin grafts your pussy will be as pretty as ever....heehee
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