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Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 1:08:35 AM

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Lwinking Have you ever masturbated at work?
Is this a rare or common occurrence?
pentup47
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 2:27:17 AM

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Depends what you mean by 'at work'. If you work from home and use a computer all day and have got lots and lots of porn sites bookmarked; and if you're getting fed up with grafting and want to relieve the boredomm for half-an-hour or so; what could be easier: mouse click, down with flies zipper, slacks to the floor, and relax by 'bashing the bishop'.
Samantha93
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 2:29:13 AM

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Yes I have.
Samantha93
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 2:29:31 AM

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Yes I have.
Samantha93
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 2:29:50 AM

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Yes I have.
Samantha93
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 2:30:04 AM

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Yes I have.
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Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 2:59:17 AM

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i have too
SexySophie
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 3:07:24 AM

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About once a month and without warning I become extremely horny .. which usually lasts for 2 or 3 days and during that time I really can't get enough sex. Such experiences mean I end up super horny at work and more than a few times I've used part of my breaks to sit in the ladies toilet and masturbate. Once I had to do it 3 times in a working day.
jollyjack
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 3:28:05 PM

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Most definitely ;)

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Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 3:52:26 PM

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There is a glass floor that I jizz on. It's funny to me.



AngelHeart01
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 4:18:16 PM

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Yes, I'm getting paid, right?!

Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 4:19:12 PM

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AngelHeart01 wrote:
Yes, I'm getting paid, right?!



Like, in tips?



AngelHeart01
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 4:26:07 PM

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Tips would be swell fella! Don't you agree? Being the Jefe, we don't get that.
Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 4:30:54 PM

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I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.



DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 5:06:17 PM

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humdrum wrote:
Lwinking
Is this a rare or common occurrence?


When you say "common"...do you mean like more than six times a day? No, it is not a common occurrence...

But masturbating at work does make those pesky business meetings go by quicker...though it does make for awkward moments at year end review time...and don't ask me how I know that btw...



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AngelHeart01
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 5:45:50 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:
I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.


I meant Jefe ... Dickwad. Jefa would mean I was a female. I was referring to both of us, but I forgot to bring help for you to understand joto.
Yes, I would be paying myself. I get paid, yeah? One way or another anyway.
kornslayer1
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 6:06:03 PM

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No, it doesn't take the sting away.

Feel free to check out any of my stories. I have a few poems too.
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 6:22:48 PM

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Yes. Thinking about the hot intern
Camryn
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 7:33:34 PM

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The answer is yes.
secretgem69
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 8:16:45 PM

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No because that just means the sex that night is that much more passionate and hot ;)
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 8:33:29 PM

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Yes I have -- not a common occurrence but has happened often.

Langley
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 9:05:44 PM

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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
Langley
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 9:05:49 PM

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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
Langley
Posted: Monday, September 09, 2013 9:05:52 PM

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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 12:05:37 AM

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Nightmare414 wrote:
yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!


Say that three times real fast Nightmare
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 1:11:29 AM

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Yes I do. I have a big desk, and my own office, so can hide what I am doing as I read the stories on Lush.
sexysalma
Posted: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 1:24:08 AM

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Yes..everyday. I wait until everyone leaves. I even keep some toys at work.

Also, i have a leather couch in my office. Sometimes i get naked and just like to lay on it.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 6:41:24 AM

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I often do during my breaks
lukewarm
Posted: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 7:09:56 AM

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Ummmmm.....I AM a guy.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 10, 2013 7:20:58 AM

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Yes everyday at work. I enjoy the risk of getting cqaught. I would love to get caught by a female customer and have her walk in and ptretend to be offended and then drop to her knees and start sucking my throbbing cock!!
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