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Ryan1986
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:47:58 PM

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Is this the highest level???

When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...

is this ever acceptable? Lol
sprite
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 3:30:45 PM

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your relationships probably don't last more than a weekend, do they?

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crazydiamond
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 3:35:02 PM

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Ryan1986 wrote:
Is this the highest level???

When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...

is this ever acceptable? Lol


You are disgusting. I guess I can can see how this is "Your" ultimate level... Twat.

Ryan1986
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 4:22:12 PM

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Wow.. Calm down.. I'd never do it.. But I heard of it being done for a laugh...
Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 5:00:16 PM

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Dutch ovens huh. No that is not the ultimate level of a relationship. I guess you never really been in a relationship.

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CurlyGirly
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 5:08:24 PM

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Ryan1986 wrote:
Is this the highest level???

When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...

is this ever acceptable? Lol


I'm pretty sure that's the lowest level. Nope, never ever ever ever ever ever acceptable. confused5



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Metilda
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 6:06:04 PM

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Ryan1986 wrote:
Is this the highest level???

When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...

is this ever acceptable? Lol


Lol. Revange! Love ridiculous games. He has yet to beat my 'honey, I let the kids paint your sports car' prank. I took pics if their artwork, and used my photo edit program to layer it on his vehicle's photo. It was pretty damn real looking, took a long time - totally worth it.

1lush
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 6:45:02 PM

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I done this to my to be ex many times. Yes it was funny but that was when I was in my early twenties. Beat the smell of that damn Noxema skin cream she used to take off her makeup
BiMale73
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 7:47:54 PM

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Sirene_Jaune wrote:
Dutch ovens huh. No that is not the ultimate level of a relationship. I guess you never really been in a relationship.


Wait, is it called 'Dutch ovens'? Damn, why is our name always on these silly/stupid things?
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roymunson101
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:59:31 PM

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For me it was when I let my girl take my Greedo out and play with it.
Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2013 4:39:32 PM

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Metilda wrote:


Lol. Revange! Love ridiculous games. He has yet to beat my 'honey, I let the kids paint your sports car' prank. I took pics if their artwork, and used my photo edit program to layer it on his vehicle's photo. It was pretty damn real looking, took a long time - totally worth it.



^^ That is just awesome :)

Wilful
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 5:45:37 PM

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The Dutch Oven level of a relationship is pretty high, I'll grant you, but true love is being able to recognise your partner's body language when they're trying to do a sneaky fart in a food court.

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