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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:04:31 PM

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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,


'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong?'

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,


'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' ! ;


In a huff, the woman says,



'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:09:25 PM

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Think I may just try this myself, I need to take back a candycane that sexylilbit bought.Lfunny
sassycheergirl
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:12:39 PM

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ew ew ew ew ew dont remind me of that charlie

funny post necho



*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:35:53 PM

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ew that dosent sound good charlie
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 7:01:48 PM

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Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:22:36 PM

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What a way to get a refund.
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Posted: Sunday, April 04, 2010 11:40:44 PM

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