Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

If you were a sea gull whose head would you poo on? Options · View
DanielleX
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 6:28:59 AM

Rank: Blonde Bombshell
Moderator

Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 3,845
Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom
It can be someone you know or someone in the public gaze...

If I were a sea gull, I'd poo on Michael Gove's head. Not for political reasons, but because he's just creepy.

The first part of my hot new story is up! Click the photo to read




Shylass
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 6:57:57 AM

Rank: Gingerbread Lover

Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,850
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
DanielleX wrote:
It can be someone you know or someone in the public gaze...

If I were a sea gull, I'd poo on Michael Gove's head. Not for political reasons, but because he's just creepy.


evil4 Many people believe that getting pooed on by a bird is lucky (to do with good fortune being given in return for the crap, or blessings from Heaven coming your way).

So rather than being a shitehawk (as fishermen round here call gulls), I would much rather be an elephant with the squits crapping on people I don't like. And I have long list, starting with politicians, two groups of "organised" racists, and people who judge and say cruel things about other people who don't look the way they think they ought to. sunny



Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
naughtyannie
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 7:45:33 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2011
Posts: 1,952
Location: London, United Kingdom
I wouldn't crap on anyone for their politics, just cos I didn't agree with them.

But I would crap on Justin Bieber. Do I need to give a reason lol?

Please help "Schoolgirl Dares With Sarah" become a Legendary Story. It only needs another 17,000 views. Click on the link below to take you there:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/schoolgirl-dares-with-sarah.aspx

You'll help make a sad girl very happy xxx

Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 7:52:21 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,803


OMG, I just can't stop laughing at the title....

If I were a seagull I would save up one whole years crap and drop it all at once on the person I dislike the most, and hope he drowned in it. evil4
Shylass
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 8:55:52 AM

Rank: Gingerbread Lover

Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,850
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
naughtyannie wrote:
I wouldn't crap on anyone for their politics, just cos I didn't agree with them.

But I would crap on Justin Bieber. Do I need to give a reason lol?


It's not for their politics I disagreed with that I'd be crapping on them. It's for the lying, cover-ups, and stuff-the-vulnerable-as-long-as-my-mates-are-okay actions. If any politician doesn't do that, then they'd have nothing to fear.

Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

***
********************************CLICK THE BANNERS TO BUY THESE WILLY-STIFFENING BOOKS!********************************
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 9:08:52 AM

Rank: Cheeky Chick

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,251
Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
naughtyannie wrote:
I wouldn't crap on anyone for their politics, just cos I didn't agree with them.

But I would crap on Justin Bieber. Do I need to give a reason lol?


Me too, we can do it together. The reason is obvious.

jollylolly
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 9:17:03 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/24/2012
Posts: 708
Location: Texas, United States
Michael Douglas. I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure he deserves it.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 2:31:46 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,803
I think the easier question is who's head I would not have them go on.
Tranquil
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 4:00:11 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/31/2013
Posts: 3,099
Location: Curled up in front of a beautiful fire
The person who deserves it the most isn't worth the Poop!



Shaman
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 9:48:03 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/5/2013
Posts: 519
Location: In a Galaxy far far away, United States
my girlfriends ex
mentalcase
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 11:25:48 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/29/2011
Posts: 383
Toss up. Miley Cyrus or Justin Beiber. They both suck
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 11:35:33 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,803
The Busch Brothers and their race cars ...for being so degum annoying
kiera
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 11:52:33 AM

Rank: Short Arse Brit

Joined: 3/23/2013
Posts: 17,571
Location: Sipping tea , United Kingdom
LMFAO OMG im gonna be a frequent visitor to this forum I love it.

Top of my list is my ex husband, been divorced over 10 years and I still hate his fucking guts, I would so crap on his head if I was a seagull, after id gorged on prunes lol

After that I'd fly straight over to Victoria Beckhams place, cant stand that silly bitch either evil4
simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 12:23:23 PM

Rank: Chat Moderator
Moderator

Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 10,965
Location: Nr Woking, United Kingdom
For sure my manager at work and after that bitch the director .. I would also eat loads of egg curry for several days previously.
kiera
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 12:39:27 PM

Rank: Short Arse Brit

Joined: 3/23/2013
Posts: 17,571
Location: Sipping tea , United Kingdom
simplyjohn wrote:
For sure my manager at work and after that bitch the director .. I would also eat loads of egg curry for several days previously.


I concur but may I suggest gorging on ex lax after your week long curry fest...just an idea?? what say you sexy?? evil4
hayley
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 12:45:13 PM

Rank: Mad Hatter

Joined: 11/19/2012
Posts: 4,631
Location: NYC, United States
oh my... John sweet man I am about to upset the apple cart... u see I was raised to believe.. and in my world it is the case.. that to be hit by a seagull of any type of bird.. is LUCKY !!!!

so I would have to say .. in answer to you.. I would have to choose only those on whom I wished good fortune... so don't u dare duck.... giggles Big Hugs

simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 1:03:11 PM

Rank: Chat Moderator
Moderator

Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 10,965
Location: Nr Woking, United Kingdom
Joking aside I did get pooped on one time at the beach and I admit my family did indeed say that was supposed to be lucky. However subsequently a round of drinks in the pub cost me a fortune, my bloody steak that night was over cooked and given the opportunity for sex I couldnt manage an erection. I now take an umbrella to the beach with me .. just saying.
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 4:23:24 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,803
trinket wrote:


OMG, I just can't stop laughing at the title....

If I were a seagull I would save up one whole years crap and drop it all at once on the person I dislike the most, and hope he drowned in it. evil4




Ditto for me, but mine would someone on here that has hurt me very much!Whistle
kiera
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 4:44:41 PM

Rank: Short Arse Brit

Joined: 3/23/2013
Posts: 17,571
Location: Sipping tea , United Kingdom
Sir Alex Ferguson lol
More importantly tho is Diego Maradona, Dude Fuck you and fuck the hand of God you cheating bastard it was a hand ball cussing


AmericanBeauty
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 10:57:39 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 20,630
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks, United States
I would poo on justin bieber and taylor swift

SugarBaby2013
Posted: Tuesday, October 1, 2013 1:56:39 AM

Rank: Sugar 'n' Spice

Joined: 3/1/2013
Posts: 5,909
Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
BrownEyedBabyGirl89 wrote:
I would poo on justin bieber and taylor swift


THANK YOU! I can't STAND those TWO! So, I would poo WITH you!! Lfunny

AmericanBeauty
Posted: Tuesday, October 1, 2013 7:31:12 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 20,630
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks, United States
SugarBaby2013 wrote:


THANK YOU! I can't STAND those TWO! So, I would poo WITH you!! Lfunny


You're welcomeBig Hugs

wjackl
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 6:21:21 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 6/11/2011
Posts: 59
Location: United States
Congress
MissLacy
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 9:13:49 AM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 10/1/2013
Posts: 6
Location: United States
Great question.

I would poo on all the men with Speedos at the beach that have untrimmed bushes.

:)

Just for fun ya know?

LYFBUZ
Posted: Thursday, October 3, 2013 10:23:00 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/27/2012
Posts: 4,460
Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
kiera wrote:
Sir Alex Ferguson lol
More importantly tho is Diego Maradona, Dude Fuck you and fuck the hand of God you cheating bastard it was a hand ball cussing




I think you meant FAT cheating cokehead bastard?

I'd crap all over Kanye West and bring all my seagull friends...
kiera
Posted: Friday, October 4, 2013 4:00:28 AM

Rank: Short Arse Brit

Joined: 3/23/2013
Posts: 17,571
Location: Sipping tea , United Kingdom
LYFBUZ wrote:


I think you meant FAT cheating cokehead bastard?

I'd crap all over Kanye West and bring all my seagull friends...


LMFAO yeah you said it better, well done lol xo

I'd crap on Kylie Minogue
kiera
Posted: Friday, October 4, 2013 10:14:52 AM

Rank: Short Arse Brit

Joined: 3/23/2013
Posts: 17,571
Location: Sipping tea , United Kingdom
New teacher @ my kids school the fucking woman is a retard, im so gonna get her fucking fired the C**t
curvygalore
Posted: Friday, October 4, 2013 3:59:25 PM

Rank: Story Verifier
Moderator

Joined: 11/22/2010
Posts: 984
Location: United Kingdom
Danny you are a genius!! Not only for the title but for suggesting Michael Gove.... *giggles helplessly*
Liz
Posted: Friday, October 4, 2013 4:14:02 PM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress
Moderator

Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 7,475
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
AngelHeart01
Posted: Saturday, October 5, 2013 7:53:06 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/23/2010
Posts: 3,213
Location: ♥ Southern Style ♥, United States
This thread is censored I see. It's okay to "poop" on someone's head and say how much you "hate" them, etc .... But ONLY if they don't know you are wanting to do it.

I'd like to poop on some people in Lush Land, whom are already full of shit so they probably wouldn't even notice.

Come down to Earth, will ya?
Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.