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Belthazor
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 8:37:05 AM

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Location: Florida, United States
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 9:30:54 AM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,682
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
O- open all the windows and start chucking out all the valuable files and tables

Ardentmale
Posted: Friday, August 23, 2013 9:40:55 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 12,698
Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Pick up the bosses twin daughters at a bar...

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Belthazor
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 9:08:42 PM

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Location: Florida, United States
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 16, 2013 2:39:19 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
Belthazor wrote:
Undressing in front of customers.


Lol you skipped Q! So I'll give that a shot:

Quoting Shakespeare when arguing with your boss. "Fie, fie! You whoreson upright rabbit!"
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:02:40 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
Running an orgy in the back room of the office and not inviting the boss!
MysteryBaby
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2013 11:07:02 AM

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Joined: 2/27/2013
Posts: 2,405
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow <3 , United States
Sex on your bosses desk with your boss sitting in his chair.

Bite Me and make it hard <3
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2013 12:21:23 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,682
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
Throwing food at your coworkers and start a food fight

MysteryBaby
Posted: Wednesday, September 18, 2013 8:16:28 PM

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Posts: 2,405
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow <3 , United States
Undress and run around the office :)

Bite Me and make it hard <3
Belthazor
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 6:59:06 PM

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Joined: 3/8/2011
Posts: 1,283
Location: Florida, United States
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Sunday, September 29, 2013 7:51:50 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,682
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
wrap tin foil around all the cubicles

Master_Jonathan
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 6:08:23 AM

Rank: Gentleman Master

Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 3,498
Location: God's Deep Freezer
x-ray your genitalia and post it on the company bulletin board!

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Belthazor
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 7:42:05 PM

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Joined: 3/8/2011
Posts: 1,283
Location: Florida, United States
Soleillalune
Posted: Monday, September 30, 2013 7:49:44 PM

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Joined: 1/29/2013
Posts: 2,106
Location: If I was in your pants you\'d know, United States
Zipper in their food
LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, October 6, 2013 7:52:55 PM

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Posts: 7,127
Location: wandering..., Canada
A - Awaken your boss with a 3AM phone call and ask for his wife
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Sunday, October 6, 2013 7:55:29 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,682
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
B- Babbling the Boss's affair with the his much younger coworker

Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 6, 2013 8:14:41 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
C - Cunt: every time the boss walks past mutter "cunt" under your breath.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 8:41:36 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 23,777
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
don't show up for an important meeting
Alezander
Posted: Sunday, October 20, 2013 12:21:37 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 11/28/2012
Posts: 45
Location: Canada
E-jaculate all over the TPS reports!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 20, 2013 10:11:45 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
Fuck the bosses dog
adele
Posted: Monday, October 21, 2013 8:35:05 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 23,777
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Give the boss a bag of shit for Christmas
alliet14
Posted: Friday, January 24, 2014 7:46:37 AM

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Joined: 6/4/2012
Posts: 3,647
Location: In class, United States
Hand job to bosses husband.

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 8:58:23 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
Insert foot into boss's rectum
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 10:45:43 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
Jerk off in front of all
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:00:25 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
K - Kick your boss in the bollocks an say fuck you motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 12:57:09 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
Leave unexpectedly without telling your boss
AmericanDreamgirl
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 6:39:24 PM

Rank: American Sweetheart

Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 21,682
Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks
Moo at every meeting loudly

adele
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 8:33:06 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 23,777
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Never turn in a project on time
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 24, 2014 8:43:39 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 863,273
tell your boss you had his wife last night and she want that good lolevil4
honeydipped
Posted: Tuesday, June 10, 2014 10:09:50 PM

Rank: The Bee's Knees

Joined: 8/16/2009
Posts: 9,186
Location: this side of bliss..., United States
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