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Wilful
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:45:08 AM

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You know you're getting old if you think 1990 was only ten years ago.

My twentieth high school reunion is next year. I'm saying things like, "twenty years ago..." I can't eat onions after six o'clock anymore. What the fuck?!

Go hard, or go home. If you're at home, like me, you're old.

And amen on Idiocracy. A brilliant movie, and a frightening prophecy of what's coming. NOT SURE!

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Strangerlyd
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 8:22:10 AM

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freesoul wrote:

I did and I also found this one teehee :D (and I so agree with you about getting wiser, I do hope the people in the anecdotes get wiser too lol)


So you also saw this quote on google, do you believe it !

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asleep
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 9:22:28 AM

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Strangerlyd wrote:


So you also saw this quote on google, do you believe it !

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Actually, this is WRONG ... it was Benjamin Franklin that said that!!Whistle

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asleep
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 9:29:04 AM

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freesoul wrote:

I did and I also found this one teehee :D (and I so agree with you about getting wiser, I do hope the people in the anecdotes get wiser too lol)



Actually this is wrong ... it was Benjamin Franklin that first said that!! Whistle

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Strangerlyd
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 9:45:09 AM

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asleep wrote:



Actually, this is WRONG ... it was Benjamin Franklin that said that!!Whistle


Thank you, for correcting the internet, Asleep.....

Well, there is your prove Freesoul, we can not confirm the quotes on the internet.

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Tranquil
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 11:58:39 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
Is it just me or should I just bang my head against the wall repeatedly until it all makes sense?

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener, and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)





d'oh! hmmmdontknow no its d'oh!

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:13:12 PM

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Strangerlyd wrote:


So you also saw this quote on google, do you believe it !

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HAHAHAH :D no, made me laugh tho! :D
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:14:17 PM

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asleep wrote:



Actually this is wrong ... it was Benjamin Franklin that first said that!! Whistle
Dang, I thought I had it all figured out!!:D
Frank
Posted: Wednesday, October 16, 2013 9:06:00 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
Is it just me or should I just bang my head against the wall repeatedly until it all makes sense?

Not age, just observing incredulous stupidity. They maybe have been hit too often! violent1

sprite wrote:

which brings me to my question... how many is a baker's half dozen? :)

Six, the thirteenth is my tester! eat


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smileofsatisfaction
Posted: Thursday, October 17, 2013 11:25:29 AM

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I am getting too old. The music in the charts is nowhere near as good as in the late 80's 90's.
kornslayer1
Posted: Thursday, January 09, 2014 6:23:07 PM

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Nah, you are only as young as you feel.

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