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william55
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 8:25:47 AM

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If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both? I wondered about fucking one and sucking the other one's fanny, but I would like advice as this may happen to me soon.
Mazza
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 10:58:16 AM

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Eew, you could start by not using the word "fanny"

What an absolute turn off...

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LadyX
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:00:29 AM

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william55 wrote:
If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both? I wondered about fucking one and sucking the other one's fanny, but I would like advice as this may happen to me soon.


I don't suggest sucking anyone's butt. I predict that might not go smoothly for anyone involved. Fanny was an odd word choice, agreed.
sprite
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:03:29 AM

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LadyX wrote:


I don't suggest sucking anyone's butt. I predict that might not go smoothly for anyone involved. Fanny was an odd word choice, agreed.


psst - it's those english people again - fanny = pussy.



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sprite
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:04:22 AM

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william55 wrote:
If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both? I wondered about fucking one and sucking the other one's fanny, but I would like advice as this may happen to me soon.


may i suggest bringing along a board game or two, and maybe a deck of cards?



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Kimasa
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:14:30 AM

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I would suggest not second guessing what to do or asking people who don’t know them for advice. Talk to them first and find out what they’re into.

According to your profile you're 75 !

Have the paramedics on standby


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LadyX
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:18:53 AM

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sprite wrote:


psst - it's those english people again - fanny = pussy.


oh...my bad. That's hilarious.
sprite
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:28:16 AM

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LadyX wrote:


oh...my bad. That's hilarious.


brings a whole nother meaning to "fanny packs" right? :)



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LadyX
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:29:24 AM

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sprite wrote:


brings a whole nother meaning to "fanny packs" right? :)


I had my fanny packed last night as a matter of fact.
Mazza
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:29:52 AM

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sprite wrote:


psst - it's those english people again - fanny = pussy.


I'm SCOTTISH!!!!

Fanny is such a derogatory word to use for pussy though...

Seriously, ask any Scottish person...

Ugh

(It's like me calling you Canadian or Mexican instead of american... Scottish!!!)

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sprite
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:31:42 AM

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Mazza wrote:


I'm SCOTTISH!!!!

Fanny is such a derogatory word to use for pussy though...

Seriously, ask any Scottish person...

Ugh



isn't Scotland just a county in england...? *ducks for cover*



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Kimasa
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:32:24 AM

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"You be careful out among them English"

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sprite
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:33:55 AM

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Mazza wrote:


I'm SCOTTISH!!!!

Fanny is such a derogatory word to use for pussy though...

Seriously, ask any Scottish person...

Ugh

(It's like me calling you Canadian or Mexican instead of american... Scottish!!!)


actually, i try to pass myself off as Canadian as often as possible - i'm serious! and i wasn't actually referring to you - Lizzy's been trying to teach me English slang, and i was just showing off my extensive knowledge of British culture :D



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Mazza
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:35:42 AM

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sprite wrote:


actually, i try to pass myself off as Canadian as often as possible - i'm serious! and i wasn't actually referring to you - Lizzy's been trying to teach me English slang, and i was just showing off my extensive knowledge of British culture :D


Anyhoo, let's let bygones be bygones, eh?

I can teach you some really good slang, nice and dirty.... Just the way you like it!!

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sprite
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:40:11 AM

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Mazza wrote:


Anyhoo, let's let bygones be bygones, eh?

I can teach you some really good slang, nice and dirty.... Just the way you like it!!


what? no internet, gloves off flamefest? you disappoint me! lol and wait, who told you i like it nice and dirty? that's a filthy lie! i... ok, nevermind, teach away! :)



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Liz
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:50:14 AM

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LadyX wrote:


I had my fanny packed last night as a matter of fact.


With? clown



sprite
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 11:50:44 AM

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Liz wrote:


With? clown


Ice and beer!



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seeker4
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 12:11:40 PM

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sprite wrote:


actually, i try to pass myself off as Canadian as often as possible - i'm serious! :D


By the power (not really) vested in me as a citizen of Canada, I hereby make you a "true blue Canuck". Your toque, two-four of Molson Canadian, hockey stick and puck, and fridge full of back bacon will be shipped in due course. You are now obligated to swill beer, watch hockey games, badmouth Americans, and lick steel posts in subzero weather at least twice a week.


santa (closest I found to a smiley with a toque)


Seriously, though, we'd love to have you. As long as you agree to vote NDP.



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Iain69
Posted: Friday, October 11, 2013 12:36:29 PM

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Thought I'd jump on the "fanny" bandwagon... It is a horrible word: one I'd only ever use to describe an effeminate or weak willed man.. "He's such an old fanny.."

I did use the word once in an alliterative sentence: "Fergus furiously felched Fiona's freshly fucked fanny."

Oh, and don't get me started on the "Scottish Rant"...
Red_Dragon
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2013 6:13:21 AM

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Kimasa wrote:


"You be careful out among them English"




SOOOOO TTTRRRUUUEEE Lfunny

william55
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 7:01:15 AM

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OK, clever people: fanny = twat = pussy = queynt (Mediaeval) = cunt. I just wanted to have ideas on how to please two women.
BikeBoy
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 9:01:47 AM

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Mazza wrote:
(It's like me calling you Canadian or Mexican instead of american... Scottish!!!)


They can only wish.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 10:24:55 AM

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william55 wrote:
OK, clever people: fanny = twat = pussy = queynt (Mediaeval) = cunt. I just wanted to have ideas on how to please two women.


A while back I heard that making love to two women was like trying to drive two cars home by yourself. Think about that for a minute....

Might wanna call a good friend.

Just a thought.

3some
BikeBoy
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 12:36:11 PM

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william55 wrote:
If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both?


1/ You finish long before they do, possibly even before they get warmed up.
2/ You are relegated to voyeur, wine topper upper, and, if you're lucky, photographer.
3/ The next day you spend $100 on Viagra but, sadly, your 15 minutes in the FMF spotlight has cum and gone.
elitfromnorth
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 3:24:10 PM

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Unless they both engulf eachother's pussies in a 69 then I'm quite sure that there's at least one hole available for you to stick your cock in. Just wait and see what happens. If they do a 69 then maybe you can stick your cock in one of them. If one licks the other with her ass up in the air you have a pussy/ass or mouth available to you. Go with the flow. Spontaniuety(if that's a word) is part of the fun about the whole thing. No plan survives longer than the first shot...

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sprite
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 3:32:20 PM

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i like being a hole to stick things in - it makes me feel special. :)



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Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 3:41:04 PM

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sprite wrote:
i like being a hole to stick things in - it makes me feel special. :)


Okay, that's something.

william55 wrote:
If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both? I wondered about fucking one and sucking the other one's fanny, but I would like advice as this may happen to me soon.


Anyway. I don't think there is much wrong with your question. I think some of these gals forget that there isn't much romance in a threesome. If you do luck up and get the two girls just switch up often so you can get that little break you need to postpone cumming. Edging pretty much but with either of their...fuck holes. Encouraging them to play with each other as you play too shouldn't be hard either. It's just like being with one chick that really turns you on but there's two. You feel like cumming, just pull out and switch position or girl if the flow of the sex is right. That little break in the stimulation should be enough for you to keep going.

Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, October 15, 2013 3:46:59 PM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
Spontaniuety(if that's a word) is part of the fun


It's a word and you were pretty close dude.

Spontaneity.

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Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 8:28:11 PM

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sprite wrote:


brings a whole nother meaning to "fanny packs" right? :)


LMAO!!!!
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