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Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 6:59:18 PM

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I enjoy alcohol every once in a while, but letting this guy drive you guys to drink is defeatist. I know it's cyber drinking, but it's almost sad.
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Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:01:20 PM

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sprite wrote:


btw, your play list rocks - just thought i'd point that out, seeing as how this threads kind of gone to hell. :)


Oh you cute little baby-bat ;)

gerry197 wrote:
if that's all you got mmmm not even much sence in replying..ok go get drunk,people usually do that so as to drown there troubles,cry in your beer,,i,m terribly sorry your life is the shits


Actually, my life is pretty good, I don't drink to get drunk, haven't been snookered for almost 30 years - don't enjoy the pain the next morning.

Drinking fine liqueur with friends is a social activity.
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Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:01:21 PM

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gerry197 wrote:
if that's all you got mmmm not even much sence in replying..ok go get drunk,people usually do that so as to drown there troubles,cry in your beer,,i,m terribly sorry your life is the shits


thank you for your sympathy. it means the world to me, trapped as i am in my shitty life. oh, wait, it's just this thread, and i can simply leave when i want... cool! *scampers*



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sprite
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:02:01 PM

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Magma_Boils_333 wrote:
I enjoy alcohol every once in a while, but letting this guy drive you guys to drink is defeatist. I know it's cyber drinking, but it's almost sad.


good god, not you too. *sighs* yes, i am a sad little fairy, tis true :)



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sprite
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:02:59 PM

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JasonM wrote:
baby bat thingy :)


no, seriously, Emilie Autumn and Muse? mad respect.:)



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Guest
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:09:28 PM

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sprite wrote:


good god, not you too. *sighs* yes, i am a sad little fairy, tis true :)


Not to be rude, but it's too easy to be sad, cheer up before you wind up like whatshisface that opened this thread.
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Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:10:42 PM

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Magma_Boils_333 wrote:


Not to be rude, but it's too easy to be sad, cheer up before you wind up like whatshisface that opened this thread.


lol - i am the least saddest person bouncing around here, as i'm sure most would attest. please, don't worry for me, i'll be alright, i promise.



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Guest
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:12:35 PM

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sprite wrote:


lol - i am the least saddest person bouncing around here, as i'm sure most would attest. please, don't worry for me, i'll be alright, i promise.


Your constant sighing says otherwise, but alright.
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Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:13:57 PM

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Magma_Boils_333 wrote:


Your constant sighing says otherwise, but alright.


they're happy sighs! still, thank you for your concern! much appreciated!



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Mazza
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:16:12 PM

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gerry197 wrote:
personally I believe 8 seconds is enough,you only have to ride a rodeo bull that long..but you should at least preform oral sex on your lady for 2 hrs or so before intercourse..men should use the concept of you have to heat up a frying pan up to sizzleing before you put the meat in,,so why not do that for lovemakeing,,then you can have a second go at it and last longer,,and she wont mind waiting for you to recoperate because shes been pleased by your tongue


I see where you're coming from, I think...
However, 8 seconds is nowhere near enough for me, not as far as penetration is concerned and two hours of oral is WAY too long...

Moderation in all things, balance... And speaking of balance, comparing sex to riding a rodeo bull is daft!

If you could stay on me for 8 seconds, I'd be surprised...

evil4

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Guest
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:20:15 PM

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sprite wrote:


no, seriously, Emilie Autumn and Muse? mad respect.:)


Check the post I made in 'Rocking Covers' ;)
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Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:30:31 PM

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JasonM wrote:


Check the post I made in 'Rocking Covers' ;)


i have that single - she covers Girls Just Want to Have Fun on it, too. love her to death.



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Guest
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:31:55 PM

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sprite wrote:


i have that single - she covers Girls Just Want to Have Fun on it, too. love her to death.


I have the album - 5 different remixes of 'Girls' :D
Frank
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:42:51 PM

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Mazza wrote:

If you could stay on me for 8 seconds, I'd be surprised...

evil4


When is rodeo night then Maz!



Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

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Guest
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 7:59:34 PM

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frank.tks..but she don't know what a rodeo is,,they don't have em in England,,i think I know why,,but ill be nice
Smoocher
Posted: Friday, October 18, 2013 10:36:22 PM

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I think generally speaking now that 6 is considered to be a usable and suitable figure....you know...average.dontknow Whistle Whistle Whistle

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Mazza
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 3:58:06 AM

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gerry197 wrote:
frank.tks..but she don't know what a rodeo is,,they don't have em in England,,i think I know why,,but ill be nice


I know what a rodeo is and I don't live in England...
You Americans just don't pay attention!

evil5

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sprite
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 3:59:36 AM

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Mazza wrote:


I know what a rodeo is and I don't live in England...
You Americans just don't pay attention!

evil5


hey, yes we do! for example, i am well aware that you live in Finland... it IS Finland, right? *giggles and runs*



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Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:22:53 AM

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tks asleep..good reply at my age I think I,ll take it down to 6.....kenworths are my favorite,have 2 of em...mazza is now bashing americans my god I love americans mazza there my neighbour,,i,m Canadian,,,read slowly canadian
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:28:23 AM

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Sweetheart, nobody is bashing anyone but you are going to great lengths to insult everyone.
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Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:34:39 AM

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god I love that fire in you magma,now your getting me interested,a woman with fire in her,,wow right on..if I could see you in a tank top,tight blue jeans and cowboy boots walking through the cattle pen full of shit,,i know I,d be turned on and last 8 seconds
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Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:39:35 AM

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gerry197 wrote:
god I love that fire in you magma,now your getting me interested,a woman with fire in her,,wow right on..if I could see you in a tank top,tight blue jeans and cowboy boots walking through the cattle pen full of shit,,i know I,d be turned on and last 8 seconds


Dani
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:41:54 AM

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The average length of penetrative sex is 7 minutes. There's really no such thing as 'going all night'...at least not in a literal sense. Going all night really consists of recovering and going at it again for these 7 minute sessions. Men can't keep going for obvious reasons. And if a woman keeps going, it eventually becomes uncomfortable and not the least bit enjoyable.



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Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:43:05 AM

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Magma_Boils_333 wrote:




The forum has been so entertaining lately. happy1
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:48:51 AM

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Completely unrelated, but after reading his posts, I think it's ironic the thread starter's rank is "Advanced Wordsmith". How do people get assigned ranks over here?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:49:42 AM

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S005 wrote:
Completely unrelated, but after reading his posts, I think it's ironic the thread starter's rank is "Advanced Wordsmith". How do people get assigned ranks over here?


I think it has to do with how many posts you make, I noticed my rank changing as I made more posts.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:51:53 AM

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S005 wrote:
Completely unrelated, but after reading his posts, I think it's ironic the thread starter's rank is "Advanced Wordsmith". How do people get assigned ranks over here?
It's just based on how many posts you have.

To answer the original question in this this thread, my 2nd qwife and I always fucked for at least 45 minujtes until she came at least several times-with my current wife, after about 10 or 15 minutes she's worn out, so I don't try to hold back my orgasm much.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 9:51:58 AM

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Think I'll sling around some ink later.
Poppet
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 10:03:10 AM

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Mazza wrote:
I know what a rodeo is and I don't live in England...
You Americans just don't pay attention!
evil5


That isn't fair, some of us do. This one knew. I saw the "Made in Scotland" tramp stamp when you got naked for me. drunken

Poppet
Posted: Saturday, October 19, 2013 10:05:29 AM

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As for the OP: I'm sorry, eight seconds? Are you kidding? Someone needs more self control, if that is the case. Two hours on straight oral is too much as well. I love a man going down on me, but two hours is just far too long.

I think about two hours or so overall, with foreplay and actual sex is best. That's just what I think.

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