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dpw
Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 2:13:03 PM

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So here's the thread. I saw a posting recently about the perfect pussy. Apparently some women are having their pussies snipped and shaped, bleached and coloured to get the "perfect pussy" would any of you guys go through anything like that to have the "perfect penis"
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seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 3:54:17 PM

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I'm fairly happy with what I've got, but I keep getting messages in my Junk Folder with suggestions on how to improve it.
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dpw
Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 5:02:15 PM

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seeker4 wrote:
I'm fairly happy with what I've got, but I keep getting messages in my Junk Folder with suggestions on how to improve it.
laughing6

I'm happy with mine as well. I.d love to be a little longer a little fatter but if I saw somebody coming at me with a scalpel I'm out the window! And bleach! That's fucking corosive. As long as it's firing I'm happy with my gun.thumbright
Thrill_Seeker18
Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 5:45:30 PM

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I'd like to be a little longer than my 7 inches but other than that I wouldn't change anything.
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Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 6:20:27 PM

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Happy with what I got!
DrMcNasty
Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 6:54:57 PM

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Absolutely not! I make a point to live my life without fear, but I am fucking scared of the thought of doing crazy shit to my dick.

I love him just the way he is ... poor little guy, all scared now. It's OK buddy ... no one is gonna hurt you.
AlwaysHorny123
Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 8:32:31 PM

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I'm happy, she's happy. It's all good.
And no I'd never do anything to alter my dick just for appearance.
Forbiddenwriter
Posted: Sunday, October 06, 2013 9:01:52 PM

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I found a study that showed how much sex a man has, and how big his penis was. It actually showed that men with a penis larger 8-9 inches actually have less sex. According to that graph, my penis size is the perfect size.

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Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 6:21:27 AM

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If it got that bad, I'd go take lessons in how to use what I've got to show a lady a good time first. Alteration is just not something I am into.
Willy6941
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 1:48:15 PM

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dpw wrote:
So here's the thread. I saw a posting recently about the perfect pussy. Apparently some women are having their pussies snipped and shaped, bleached and coloured to get the "perfect pussy" would any of you guys go through anything like that to have the "perfect penis"
dontknow


In my mind, I'm still looking for the perfect penis, but so far I keep getting regular ones. I heard a nurse say, once, "There's all the same, more or less." While I disagree, the differences I find are only in appearance. I'll let you know if I ever find the perfect one, ok?
seeker4
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 1:58:14 PM

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Forbiddenwriter wrote:
I found a study that showed how much sex a man has, and how big his penis was. It actually showed that men with a penis larger 8-9 inches actually have less sex.


Scaring off the ladies (and the men, too, presumably)?

Forbiddenwriter wrote:
According to that graph, my penis size is the perfect size.


And that would be (he says, looking down)?

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Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 2:13:15 PM

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The only this that needs done in that general area is a wee bit of forest management. Other than that, unless it's medically required, get the fuck away from my bits with that scalpel.
danran
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 2:14:33 PM

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I have nearly 8 inches with 5inch girth and would like another inch on the girth not that I have ever had any complaints. I also get waxed every 4 weeks and the smooth feeling so very pleasurable and it saves getting stubble.
danran
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 2:14:36 PM

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I have nearly 8 inches with 5inch girth and would like another inch on the girth not that I have ever had any complaints. I also get waxed every 4 weeks and the smooth feeling so very pleasurable and it saves getting stubble.
dpw
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 2:32:39 PM

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GingerKitty wrote:
The only this that needs done in that general area is a wee bit of forest management. Other than that, unless it's medically required, get the fuck away from my bits with that scalpel.

I thought you waxed lyrical.
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emersonbosworth
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 2:50:03 PM

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the perfect penis is " one that gets hard." I have about 7 1/2 " and have missed out on lots of blow-jobs because the lady said it was too big for her mouth. My wife wanted to suck my friend more then me because his cock was smaller, so ended up with me fucking her while she sucked him off. Then he would fuck her, so he got double action, with his smaller cock. any of you girls like a smaller cock for sucking?
LASARDaddy
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 4:23:44 PM

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I like Emerson's answer the best.

If it works, it's the best, and ANYTHING ELSE is relative to who's looking.

Mine was only 6 1/2 inches long and about 2 inches in diameter so I never had problems with ANY way I was allowed to use it and I got to use it a LOT! Yeah, it was always "Allowed" because I've never believed in forcing her to do anything. It's SO much better when she thinks of new things to do to me.

Now, I've had 8 surgeries on my back and I'm fused from T11 to L6 and they damaged a nerve during the last one. It doesn't get fully hard any more so penetration is out. I've already started a conversation with my Urologist about the inflatable implants though.

Now, actually, that might be the absolute best! I can still feel it, I still have orgasms and the only limitation I ever had was getting it back up again after several "BIGGIES" and this would fix that problem. I've also had Prostate cancer and they killed it about 7 years ago. I don't produce a gusher any more so anyone who doesn't like the mess, call me. If you like the mess, call me anyway and I'll pour warm cream all over you and we'll both enjoy licking it up. I'd love to do that, especially on a Black woman. The contrasts would send me into orbit.

The only worry would then be keeping from wearing all the skin off. Hell, with the right lubrication cars go for hundreds of thousands of miles so, there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel.

I am always a gentleman.
Bad_4You
Posted: Monday, October 07, 2013 4:43:06 PM

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Nope, I wouldn't change a thing.
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Posted: Tuesday, October 08, 2013 12:42:44 PM

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Shave and a haircut, splash or two of miracle grow, and i'm good to go. Shhh
Andhal
Posted: Tuesday, October 08, 2013 11:07:30 PM

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Just as a finger print all are individual
justforfun9
Posted: Wednesday, October 09, 2013 10:08:35 PM

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no changing here
Bobsadventures2013
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2013 4:09:42 AM

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Why fix something that's not broken
I would say mines on the average size, and I've never had a problem with the women I've been with.
Red_Dragon
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2013 4:32:04 AM

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NO FUCKING WAY ANYONE IS GETTING NEAR THERE WITH A SHARP OBJECT I STILL REMEMBER LORENA BOBBITT

Arcane
Posted: Sunday, October 13, 2013 5:03:32 AM

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You want me to have someone put a knife near my most prized possession?! No thank you, I like it how it is.

dpw
Posted: Tuesday, October 22, 2013 12:00:35 PM

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danran wrote:
I have nearly 8 inches with 5inch girth and would like another inch on the girth not that I have ever had any complaints. I also get waxed every 4 weeks and the smooth feeling so very pleasurable and it saves getting stubble.

Do you do it yourself or someone does it for you?
LASARDaddy
Posted: Tuesday, October 22, 2013 1:10:30 PM

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The PERFECT one. Wow!

I am what I am. Take me that way or look farther. I won't think less of you for being honest.

So, the PERFECT one is the one you have.

Why tear your own ego down worrying about a better one? There enough others out there that'll do it for you, enjoy what you have. I do, a lot.

I am always a gentleman.
Provehito
Posted: Wednesday, October 23, 2013 7:08:52 AM

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I wouldn't mind being a little straighter maybe. But no. I think its horrible that some women go to that extreme for the "perfect pussy" and it's partly due to how men treat them. Sure, i see a great looking cock in porn and have a little cock envy. And i see amazing pussies as well, but i'd never project that thought of the perfect pussy onto another woman. My cock is a part of who i am and i wouldn't change it.
SensualDesires83
Posted: Wednesday, October 23, 2013 12:10:57 PM

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My penis is my penis and it's perfect to me. Granted, and I am not ashamed to admit this, I am on the small side, but I would not change my penis for anyone.

"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

--Evanescence
jeremiahbull
Posted: Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:42:10 PM

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Hell no, what a ridiculous idea for men or women. The thread title reminds me of a joke:

Little Joey asks his dad what a penis is. His dad pulls out his penis and tells Joey "this is a perfect penis". Next day at school Sally asks Joey "what is a penis". Joey whips his out and says "this is a penis...and if it were 2 inches shorter it would be perfect."

Sorry but I have to share one more:

Little Bobby asks his dad what do you call that thing hanging down between your legs. His dad thinks and then says "its my frogkiller". Little Bobby says "What do you do? Fuck them to death?"
Tucker
Posted: Thursday, October 24, 2013 7:57:18 PM

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No way. My Mama done good work!

"Words of love, soft and tender won't win a girl's heart anymore. NO!" (Mama Cass)

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