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Shaman
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:13:33 AM

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interesting topic ,one Im glad I never thought of lol
Mazza
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:13:51 AM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1


I laughed so hard, I....

Lol, never mind, it's embarrassing (ke)

Nothing to see here...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:22:25 AM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1

Mazza wrote:


I laughed so hard, I....

Lol, never mind, it's embarrassing (ke)



omfg, I'm gonna die laughing! Lfunny




Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:30:44 AM

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doctorlove wrote:
Did this for a laugh and I laughed til I cried with all the remarks. I know how idiotic this is, but damn funny to read the posts. Thanks for the laughs.
I would never do this.
The best response was about the fart being a blowjob.



yeah, sure you did it for a joke.




Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:42:31 AM

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Omg! I thought I was bad! lol It would be hilarious! I had lover that farted during our 69. I gagged and we both died laughing.
Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:53:15 AM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1


Fucking Priceless!!!! sign5
lafayettemister
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:04:14 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1


simplyjohn wrote:


I have to say I nearly fell off my stool laughing at that response.



Farting and now stool? John, you laughed so hard.... stool? That right there is funny!





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doctorlove
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:06:22 PM

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The one about getting kicked is good also.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:29:06 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1


FOR THE WIN!!!

Delphi
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:39:48 PM

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laughing8 This thread is ridiculous. Thank you all for the laughs!

Shylass
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 12:48:00 PM

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My mate farted on his girlfriend's thigh just after they'd had sex, and it left a skidmark. She broke up with him soon after that. I dread to think what would have been done to him if it had been her clit... dontknow

Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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Tinastits2
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 1:28:37 PM

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I love these threads

Dani
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 1:33:55 PM

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So I'm the only one who legit hasn't stopped laughing since I read this??



Dani
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 1:37:36 PM

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Left and came back...still laughing.



Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 1:38:07 PM

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OMG .. just when I thought it was safe to log on !! oh dear ... spose things can only get better round here lol ... mon dieu!!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 1:42:01 PM

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Shaman wrote:
interesting topic ,one Im glad I never thought of lol


You an' me both, cutie .. puke
SereneProdigy
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 2:15:18 PM

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Dear doctorlove,


Shylass
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 2:38:17 PM

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I just searched for "sexy parcel" to post on a friend's wall, and this was the very first link that showed. I thought I would share it with you, in case some of you get off on brown tape and trumping... I don't know why, really. I just thought I would, since anything goes on Halloween (especially party goers and people who have eaten beans for tea).



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Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 5:07:58 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1


laughing3 WOW!!!!!! this is so funny i cant stop laughing Lapplause Lapplause

doctorlove
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 6:39:54 PM

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Regaeman Man
slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:
So I'm the only one who legit hasn't stopped laughing since I read this??


I have laughed all day....
BlondeBookworm
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 6:41:47 PM

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Weirdest. Question. Ever.
doctorlove
Posted: Thursday, October 31, 2013 6:53:54 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1


We could try it and see, but just in case its not lets start with the blowjob and finish with a fart.
Nikki703
Posted: Friday, November 1, 2013 9:39:11 AM

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doctorlove wrote:


We could try it and see, but just in case its not lets start with the blowjob and finish with a fart.



Calling Doctorlove, Calling Doctorlove!

Kimasa
Posted: Friday, November 1, 2013 9:47:20 AM

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Is this thread sponsored by Heinz?

My latest story:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-school-reunion.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 2, 2013 3:08:25 AM

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Well played Doctorlove clapping
AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, November 2, 2013 8:20:58 AM

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Terrible subject. Hilarious thread - well done Lushies!!



WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, November 4, 2013 4:00:32 PM

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asleep wrote:



OK, Miss X ... educate me and explain what you meant by "Dutch-ovening." Do Dutch people have some sort of secret about capturing fart vibrations?Whistle



UrbanDictionary, like Google... can be of assistance for us....

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 4, 2013 11:47:01 PM

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CurlyGirly wrote:
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob? confused1

So classic. thumbup

isjda ...... Seriously I can't believe I even took the time to read this question.



LYFBUZ
Posted: Tuesday, November 5, 2013 1:34:49 AM

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Oh thank God, he's not from Canada...
kiera
Posted: Tuesday, November 5, 2013 3:25:13 AM

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LYFBUZ wrote:
Oh thank God, he's not from Canada...


Lfunny And nor is he English, my Country is saved kekekegay

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