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Jam_Wil_Mac
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I wake up with wood most mornings.

The Doctor

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Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 9:45:27 AM

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Jam_Wil_Mac wrote:
I wake up with wood most mornings.


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Me too!



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Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 9:48:19 AM

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CurlyGirly wrote:


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Me too!


I know me too. Its little but its mighty.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 9:52:29 AM

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It's an everyday thing for me lol
Mazza
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 9:53:24 AM

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I call it Morning Dew...

(Lady wood? Is this really meant to be in Ask The gals?)
Jam_Wil_Mac
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 10:04:45 AM

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Mazza wrote:
I call it Morning Dew...


Now I may be about to learn something here, I may have been quite naïve.... Do woman regularly wake up moist/horny?

I am assuming that this article was meant to ask if women get a lady form of morning wood....

The Doctor

~ "Oh, now what's this, then? I love this. A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon.”

~ “I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.”

~ “900 years of time and space and I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important.”

~ “I am, and always will be, the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”
CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 10:22:06 AM

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Jam_Wil_Mac wrote:


Now I may be about to learn something here, I may have been quite naïve.... Do woman regularly wake up moist/horny?

I am assuming that this article was meant to ask if women get a lady form of morning wood....


I do

And that's how I took the question as well.



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Mazza
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 11:00:48 AM

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Jam_Wil_Mac wrote:


Now I may be about to learn something here, I may have been quite naïve.... Do woman regularly wake up moist/horny?

I am assuming that this article was meant to ask if women get a lady form of morning wood....


Well, when one is aroused, there is swelling in the clitoral area, but speaking personally, I'd not liken it to morning wood...

I get moist, ready, but not erect at the clit in the same way a guy gets a stiffy - I tend to think the whole clit erection thing is a bit of an over exaggeration tbh, generally speaking

My 2 cents
Iain69
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Morning wood? To repeat a phrase I read in one of Lushs finest stories "it could cut diamond" (I wish! Liar )
CurlyGirly
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 12:02:06 PM

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Mazza wrote:


Well, when one is aroused, there is swelling in the clitoral area, but speaking personally, I'd not liken it to morning wood...

I get moist, ready, but not erect at the clit in the same way a guy gets a stiffy - I tend to think the whole clit erection thing is a bit of an over exaggeration tbh, generally speaking

My 2 cents


Exactly! I almost always wake up horny and refer to it as my "morning wood," because there is no good female equivalent. I've also said I've had "blue balls" for the same reason a few times. evil4



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TheScheherezadeFeint
Posted: Saturday, November 02, 2013 12:07:25 PM

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crazydiamond
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Iain69 wrote:
Morning wood? To repeat a phrase I read in one of Lushs finest stories "it could cut diamond" (I wish! Liar )


OUCH!!! says diamond!

bunny

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I def do!!
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Iain69
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crazydiamond wrote:


OUCH!!! says diamond!

bunny


Fortunately for you Miss Diamond, in reality, my morning wood would struggle to match the hardness of balsa wood, I think you're quite safe...
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