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Posted: Thursday, February 21, 2013 8:06:27 AM

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hee hee sign3 so damn funny

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 22, 2013 5:34:26 PM

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I always wondered why I masturbate maybe because it feels so good, oh yeah it so relaxing too or just maybe it's because I want to.
VanGogh
Posted: Sunday, September 22, 2013 5:43:52 PM

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silly question ....

don't most people masturbate because they need to cum and there isn't someone to help 'em get off???

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Posted: Sunday, September 22, 2013 6:49:03 PM

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I've noticed the television reception comes in clearer when I masterbate. Must be the friction from the rub or something like that. dontknow
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 11:10:29 AM

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well let's see
1- it feels soooooooooooooooooooooo good!
2- I can
3-I want too
4- it takes me to other places for a long time
5-I enjoy my body when it quivers
6-?????
Shannon3K
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 12:25:51 PM

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you need a reason??????

Desmondo
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 12:55:49 PM

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freakycactus wrote:
I usually masturbate because I'm horny and need sexual release, other reasons include, being bored, tired but can't sleep, just woke up but don't want to get out of bed, lonely or feeling a bit blue and think it might cheer me up.


Anything really then - lol
freakycactus
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 1:01:07 PM

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I seem to have stopped recently. Which I hadn't even realised until someone made a comment about their lack of masturbation. I'm sure normal service will resume shortly

adagio_sabadicus
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 1:01:52 PM

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It's a choice between TV reruns or...what was the question again dontknow
sherryswthrt
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 1:31:07 PM

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I usually do it when I'm bored or sexually frustrated. Embarassed

sherryswthrt <3
jollyjack
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 1:50:51 PM

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Because I read lush stories

My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 2:00:17 PM

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it is the best way I know to have a want - other than getting a pretty young girl to do it
sxycurves
Posted: Monday, September 23, 2013 2:30:06 PM

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it feels amazing
LittleLuce
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 2:55:34 AM

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It's just such a beautiful thing to do, the feelings and thoughts that go through my body and mind are just incredible. I don't see it as a poor second to sex as I enjoy it as much, particularly if someone else is watching. bootyshake





hankyspanky
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 4:27:38 AM

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At times,i find it better than sex with a lady as then,im only really interested in pleasing her,but,when hg masterbate,its purely for my own release and the best,is when im being watched as im doing it.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 6:48:17 PM

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Ummmmm.... Because I can!!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 6:59:39 PM

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Because it feels good, it puts me to sleep and mostly it's an addiction lol
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 7:13:42 PM

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Because it feels good and it relieves the tension I have built up
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 7:17:30 PM

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One does what one must...Whistle
adagio_sabadicus
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 8:20:59 PM

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I masticate because my mom toke me to chew my food Regaeman Man OH! Masturbatedontknow
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 9:16:20 PM

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I'm trying to cut down... really I am! Brb

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 9:18:04 PM

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Well, I'll start tomorrow. Shhh
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 9:24:13 PM

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SweetElle wrote:
One does what one must...Whistle


Nobody said this has to be done alone, love to lend a helping handt1517
VirginalViet
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 10:48:06 PM

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Well basically we are horny and there is no hard cock or tongue in sight. You are climbing the walls and cannot fall asleep, so well.......yup.....grab the trusty vibrator and impale yourself with the silicone monster while fantasizing about your Grade 12 English teacher or your dad's best friend......hehe.....just joking.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013 11:59:49 PM

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204-oral Well we get to create the sexual experience we want inside our heads and it makes us cum in our own time
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:19:50 AM

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LoftyObject45 wrote:


Nobody said this has to be done alone, love to lend a helping handt1517


love8 A helping hand...sounds like a plan! love3
SereneProdigy
Posted: Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:51:09 AM

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My ex-girlfriend used to masturbate for the sole purpose of making baby Jesus cry.

She didn't even enjoy it, she was just such an evil bitch.
pegasus2126
Posted: Thursday, November 07, 2013 3:15:55 AM

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Because my wife has shut up shop. Has been 18 months now. I think she has had her pussy lips sewn together
OldDog_BlackHeart
Posted: Thursday, November 07, 2013 4:27:28 AM

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How about because I'M horny & I cant find anyone to have sex with at the spur of the moment. Or is that spurt of the moment? Hmmmm.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:32:58 PM

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Why?

Hmm...because if feels right...and I'm horny...and I like it...and...

...does a reason need to exist?
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