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Posted: Wednesday, April 07, 2010 8:32:51 PM

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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING
FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming,
that's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
this describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
but I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other,
that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace,
but don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
two parts vodka, one part lime.


WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 07, 2010 9:27:18 PM

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shame, here it is your favorite: two hands clappingclown
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 07, 2010 11:11:00 PM

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So bad Shameless yet so funny.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:21:42 AM

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thats funny
Algol
Posted: Thursday, April 08, 2010 5:23:28 AM

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Good one Shamelesslaughing6

Algol

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Posted: Thursday, April 08, 2010 5:57:52 AM

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6 sign5
That`s some funny ass poetry
Kenny8227
Posted: Saturday, April 10, 2010 6:55:50 PM

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Thats a nice one.
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