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PlayWithMyYoyo
Posted: Friday, August 30, 2013 11:38:07 PM

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Location: I'm a switch, so... it depends...
The perfect pussy is always the one I'm able to enjoy, mine or my partner's - love the one you're with...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 6:52:32 PM

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And I thought mine was ugly and gross. After seen some pics on lush. ewwwk. haha. x-P
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 8:04:09 PM

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Nice hanging lips
Sol_Invictus
Posted: Saturday, August 31, 2013 9:28:57 PM

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Location: Somwhere between Orion and the North Star, United
For the love of C....t. The perfect pussy is the one attached to the woman that is allowing you access. Enjoy the variety, it is the spice of life.
tango48
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 1:09:56 AM

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Location: islamabad, pakistan
the one with my hard on hard in it!

if, 'to be or not to be' is the question - then how is E=MC^2?
Adagio
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 11:21:04 AM

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The perfect pussy
And me
The one that likes to pee
It's not the cat's meow
But I love it anyhow...
Whatevercat
Littlerrat2
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 2:53:51 PM

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The perfect pussy is the one that lets you cum in.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 2, 2013 8:18:37 PM

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The perfect pussy would be the well taken care of one. No funky stuff allowed.
dpw
Posted: Thursday, October 3, 2013 1:47:53 AM

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OMG! Do women really care. I couldn't imagine many guys bleaching their cocks, and certainly wouldn't be letting somebody with a knife anywhere near it. All we bother about is getting it hard. Lots wish it was bigger, thicker or both but hey ho, that's life. As long as you ladies are keeping your port open there will be plenty of ships willing to enter regardless of what the dockside looks like!
1nympholes
Posted: Monday, November 4, 2013 2:02:40 PM

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Mine seems to work just fine and considering the number of recalls I get for additional auditions my color, taste and scent must be acceptable too.

So I think I will leave things just as they are.

All this sounds like a Madison Avenue Marketing Program to me.






The girl who started early at this game of sexual pleasure, This girl that never seems to get as much as she wants, at least from the right people. But now certainly the woman that will test all the paths of pleasure with you.
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 4, 2013 4:38:17 PM

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My opinion?

The perfect one is the one where the gal considers it her treasure and share's the enjoyment with whoever she fancies - be it male or female.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 7, 2013 8:16:14 PM

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Just as an odd little fact. If you are really worried about how you taste "down there" for both males and females- eat pineapple. It it restores your bodies natural PH levels and leaves you with a slightly sweeter taste.
dpw
Posted: Friday, November 8, 2013 7:08:46 AM

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Septery wrote:
Just as an odd little fact. If you are really worried about how you taste "down there" for both males and females- eat pineapple. It it restores your bodies natural PH levels and leaves you with a slightly sweeter taste.

And avoid asparagus at all costs, both men and women.evil4
Metilda
Posted: Friday, November 8, 2013 9:03:59 AM

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Nope - can't say I've ever given thought to how my pussy measures up to other women's. Why would I care? The only opinion that matters is your sex partner's. My opinion doesn't even matter - I'm not going down on myself. That is not my area of concern at all.

Why do some people want women to be this ridiculous?

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splodger
Posted: Friday, November 8, 2013 10:22:52 AM

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I love them all, variety is the spice of life.
MadMartigan
Posted: Saturday, November 9, 2013 7:09:56 AM

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Location: United States
The perfect pussy would belong to the gal I fall in love with.

Simple as that, whether it is a pretty light pink, or a dark pink. What have you.
buttercup2u
Posted: Saturday, November 9, 2013 11:05:37 PM

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I think that some women care too much what others think it should look like. We should be more like the guys....proud of what we got, regardless of what the porn industry tries to tell us.

Its a PUSSY, its supposed to look, smell, and taste like pussy!
Shaman
Posted: Saturday, November 9, 2013 11:25:50 PM

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amen to that sister
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 10, 2013 12:12:21 AM

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I just love pussies in all their variety. You should share your pictures of them with us more often, ladies, so that we can worship and adore.
symes4u
Posted: Sunday, November 10, 2013 12:26:15 PM

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Location: Chicago, United States
Like snow flakes each one is different and each one is special. The Telos (τέλος) of pussy is perfection.



jollyjack
Posted: Monday, November 11, 2013 1:05:35 PM

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The perfect pussy is..........between a woman's legs x

My Karma just ran over your Dogma
sandj69
Posted: Tuesday, December 17, 2013 4:53:59 AM

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Location: dfdub, United States
430-128 sugarpussy aka tastysynn aka mrsnastymfr aka me!

we2r1ndfdubya
OldDog_BlackHeart
Posted: Wednesday, December 18, 2013 9:15:11 PM

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Location: Chicago S.W, suburbs, United States
Well this sure has been enlightening. Recently I posted A question about Vagina Envy. I must say the response here was much better here. I was however surprised to find out women weren't insulted by the term pussy as much as I thought they would be. This Q&A session seemed to be much more yielding than mine however.As I suspected women are as obsessed about their pussy's as men about their penis. And size matters as well to them as us.

As for the Question of perfect pussy. I have A few thoughts on this matter. First odor, There's an old joke men have been using for many years. If it smells like fish,eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Ignorant I know but it has its merits. Truth is if A woman has A very strong odor, she probably isn't douching often enough.The pineapple eating thing is good too P.H levels are important. Second Perfection, when I was A boy my Father told me, son there's only one thing in this world that's perfect "Assholes " & there's A lot of them. I asked him how will I know if an asshole is perfect daddy? He said Just ask them are you perfect? if they say yes, you just met A perfect asshole.bootyshake
As far as looks go, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. love10
Klox
Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 1:11:32 AM

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Honestly women have no right to complain about their pussy. Sorry but its true. Men are under 100000x more pressure than women.

First off men have to worry about the size of their dick, because if you have a super small cock it is a turn off and hard to have sex.

If the guy has a good size cock he still has to worry about endurance, which is probably the biggest issue among men. There is so much anxiety when it comes to this(When we first start having sex). We cant help if we cum super fast, we just cant.

Then there are the guys who cant get it up. Its so frustrating and embarrassing! The woman gets offended because she thinks she isn't hot enough or something?

Oh and we have to worry about hiding our bonners in public. You women are so inconsiderate when it comes to how easy we can get a bonner. For example what is the deal with yoga pants? In my job I see hundreds of people come in and out of the store everyday and a lot of them are chicks from the high school(I am 20 btw). And literally every HS chick these days wears yoga pants. So when I see some 17 year old with an amazing body and a super tight ass, I tend to get a bonner. Then I have to try and hide it and stuff. And that is not easy! Just the other day I saw the tightest ass in the tightest yoga pants, and as I was starring I didn't notice I was getting a bonner. Then when the chick turned around I saw the nicest camel toe I had ever seen. You could see the outline of her lips so clearly. Long story short I got a raging bonner and had to walk to the bathroom bent over and wait it out, but I kept picturing her ass and pussy. It took so long for my cock to get soft again.
dpw
Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 10:24:35 AM

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Joined: 9/15/2013
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Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom
Klox wrote:
Honestly women have no right to complain about their pussy. Sorry but its true. Men are under 100000x more pressure than women.

First off men have to worry about the size of their dick, because if you have a super small cock it is a turn off and hard to have sex.

If the guy has a good size cock he still has to worry about endurance, which is probably the biggest issue among men. There is so much anxiety when it comes to this(When we first start having sex). We cant help if we cum super fast, we just cant.

Then there are the guys who cant get it up. Its so frustrating and embarrassing! The woman gets offended because she thinks she isn't hot enough or something?

Oh and we have to worry about hiding our bonners in public. You women are so inconsiderate when it comes to how easy we can get a bonner. For example what is the deal with yoga pants? In my job I see hundreds of people come in and out of the store everyday and a lot of them are chicks from the high school(I am 20 btw). And literally every HS chick these days wears yoga pants. So when I see some 17 year old with an amazing body and a super tight ass, I tend to get a bonner. Then I have to try and hide it and stuff. And that is not easy! Just the other day I saw the tightest ass in the tightest yoga pants, and as I was starring I didn't notice I was getting a bonner. Then when the chick turned around I saw the nicest camel toe I had ever seen. You could see the outline of her lips so clearly. Long story short I got a raging bonner and had to walk to the bathroom bent over and wait it out, but I kept picturing her ass and pussy. It took so long for my cock to get soft again.

Lfunny
Oh to be that young again, witi all those raging hormones.
Don't worry so much, it does get better but not much!
Dancewithme
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 4:31:09 PM

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I have never made love to a woman either orally or vaginally that I did not like. If you are clean hygienically, and do not have STDs, be proud of yourselves ladies. Don't let the bastards get you down!

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. [President Abraham Lincoln]

I crave so much more than a physical connection. I crave your words and depth. I crave who you are and where you came from, your desires and fears. I yearn to know every inch of you beyond the surface.


Lady Astor to Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison." Churchill: "Madame, if I were your husband, I should drink it."


goofygus42
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 7:05:12 PM

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Location: United States
buttercup2u wrote:
I think that some women care too much what others think it should look like. We should be more like the guys....proud of what we got, regardless of what the porn industry tries to tell us.

Its a PUSSY, its supposed to look, smell, and taste like pussy!


You have said it perfectly my friend.

You know those guys on the corner with signs that say "Will Work For Food"? I sit on Canal street with a sign that says "Will Do Anything For Pussy".
Weavindreams
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 9:01:58 PM

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goofygus42 wrote:


You have said it perfectly my friend.



Agreed on all of the above!


dpw
Posted: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 6:40:41 AM

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For me the perfect pussy is one that uses the kitty litter and doesn't dig up my flowers to have a shit!evil5 dog confused1
Coolleo75
Posted: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 3:29:24 PM

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Joined: 9/9/2013
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shaved with no smell...
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