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immortal655
Posted: Saturday, November 23, 2013 8:12:35 AM

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Have you been seduced by your neighbor's wife? husband????still enjoying it????
AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, November 23, 2013 10:25:21 AM

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I dated the bloke next door when I was at university, although I wouldn't say he 'seduced' me - he was hardly a wine-and-dine kind of chap; more of a, 'You coming down the pub, or what?'

VanGogh
Posted: Saturday, November 23, 2013 2:28:27 PM

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immortal655 wrote:
Have you been seduced by your neighbor's wife? husband????still enjoying it????


nope

have you???
thesexynun
Posted: Saturday, November 23, 2013 2:34:03 PM

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my neighbors are 77 and 80 and have been married almost 60 years...happily I might add(with matching his and hers jaguars...lol)

nope..and not because of their age

they are two of the hottest older people I have ever seen

I don't think I ever would

see if something went bad one would have to move

and I know for a FACT my house would not sell

what is the saying you don't sh** where ya.....:)

" smile..it is the second best thing to do with your LIPS!"
Dani
Posted: Saturday, November 23, 2013 2:34:51 PM

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I think a more apt question would be "Have you ever screwed your neighbor?" as opposed to "How many times have you screwed your neighbor?" I know you get more specific in your description, but just reading it, it seems as if you're assuming we've all screwed our neighbors...and several times at that, which I'm sure some of us have...but most of us haven't.

This is akin to me asking, "How many times have you bungee jumped?"





thesexynun
Posted: Saturday, November 23, 2013 2:40:05 PM

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ahahah now there is a question I would love to know.!!!.bungee lovers..aptly and perfectly put slipperywhenwet!

" smile..it is the second best thing to do with your LIPS!"
Mysteria27
Posted: Saturday, November 23, 2013 3:33:36 PM

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Nope never have, nor would I want to. LOL!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 24, 2013 2:32:37 AM

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It really puzzles me as to why someone would ask a question like this. I'd love to know why you asked immortal.
Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, November 24, 2013 6:45:36 AM

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Nope. Don't intend to either, although if they ask I'd loan them my drill to do their own screwing. They seem nice enough in a "hi how are you" way.


Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 24, 2013 6:59:16 AM

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No, neverno
javabomber
Posted: Sunday, November 24, 2013 8:58:06 AM

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My neighbor is a hottie but I don't think I would screw her, if something went wrong I probably could not stay her neighbor....
Nikki703
Posted: Sunday, November 24, 2013 9:14:25 AM

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Does one of my daughter's friends blowing up their mailbox on the 4th of July count? HAHA
Bothsidesnow
Posted: Sunday, November 24, 2013 6:29:57 PM

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Which neighbour? I've had most of them, other than the stuck up couple at number 69
VanGogh
Posted: Sunday, November 24, 2013 6:33:06 PM

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I really dislike when OP change their title of the thread. coffee

OP title was: How many times have you screwed your neighbor?

coffee

Yup, that's a double!!
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 25, 2013 4:22:51 AM

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Zero times
immortal655
Posted: Monday, November 25, 2013 8:28:28 AM

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The reason I asked....." I was asked this very question by a friend" ... and YES I have screwed...etc my neighbors wife a few times.............
Andhal
Posted: Monday, November 25, 2013 9:49:12 PM

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Its a vast world, stay away for the neighborhood is the right advice
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 25, 2013 9:52:20 PM

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lisa95
Posted: Monday, November 25, 2013 10:11:47 PM

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No but I just move in give me time. At my old place most of the guy I lost a bet. And a 3 some with there wife I will miss that place
MostPreciousLittle
Posted: Wednesday, November 27, 2013 6:11:19 AM

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2 or 3 times (at different residences)

Mine were single!



elizabethblack
Posted: Wednesday, November 27, 2013 2:10:09 PM

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Have you met my neighbors? No, none.


DLizze
Posted: Thursday, November 28, 2013 12:35:52 AM

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No, but I came very close with Betty, after her husband died. One night, after having dinner together while we were skinny dipping in her pool we talked about it, and mutually decided it was not a good idea. We slept together a couple of times after that, but just because we both needed someone to hug us. It was more just comforting one another than anything sexual.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:19:54 AM

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No I have been seduced by neighbors bur I have seduced the wife of a few, I do enjoy it
Liz
Posted: Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:29:09 AM

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 28, 2013 9:32:08 AM

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Nope. George is 82, his wife Shirley 78. I'm not the tiniest bit age prejudiced, but no.
cooldaddy
Posted: Friday, November 29, 2013 6:58:49 AM

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No. She's a nice woman but I don't fancy her like that

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