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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 7:32:10 PM

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Did sassy forget to mention her new job is not at WalMart, but at the local strip club. She goes by the name lollipop girl.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 7:34:05 PM

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hizlylsextoy will drive a Zamboni nude for the right price.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 7:39:20 PM

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Alissa is the one that got sassy the job at the strip joint.
sassycheergirl
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 3:50:25 AM

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Hiz is only jealous that i gotta name like lollipop girl when she goes by old woman who lives in a shoe..


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
stuart1975
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:44:36 AM

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Sassy's new nickname isn't Lollipop Girl , it's really Naughty Smurf.evil4
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:51:50 AM

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Stuart thinks he is Papa smurf
LadyX
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:52:01 AM

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Stuart's job as the junkyard manager makes him happy but doesn't pay very much. He couldn't even afford a pit bull or a doberman for a junkyard dog. So he settled on this lab mix, but the scariest thing it does is jack itself off on intruders legs.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 12:45:15 PM

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LadyX is the one who jacks off that junk yards dog.grommit
stuart1975
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 2:16:19 PM

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LusciousLola licks Lady X's hands clean after the for mentioned jacking off.675-lick
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 3:19:20 PM

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Stu's dog is not the one who humps intruders legs, it is stu that does the humping. jerk
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:06:56 PM

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Hizlsextoy uses an electric toothbrush as her own sextoy. She then brushes Stuart teeth with it.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:24:56 PM

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Lola uses a cucumber for her own sex toy. She got it from stu.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:40:02 PM

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hizlylsextoy, is the oldest virgin on lush and is only a prick teaser.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:54:58 PM

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Jack wouldn't know a pussy from a hole in the ground, and is only jealous cus I don't tease his prick.
stuart1975
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 4:56:45 AM

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Hiz has a prick, and often try's to suck his/her self off.dontknow
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:01:33 AM

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Stuart has been sucking himself of for years. He is also thinking of starting a tutorial line of dvd on the subject.
mercianknight
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:54:59 AM

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Lola's long-lasting lipstick is a real pain to clean off after a bj!!!

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:21:30 AM

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mercianknight wrote:
Lola's long-lasting lipstick is a real pain to clean off after a bj!!!


mercianknight tried to clean the lipstick off after the BJ by licking himself clean, no wonder it was a pain for him.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:41:09 AM

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Gypsy took photos of all the action, with the intent of selling them to the Daily Mail all the while dancing to her favorite rap music naked.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:42:43 AM

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Kyle is naked under that coat.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:27:21 AM

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Alissa loves a good flashing once in a while especially in the grocery store.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:30:33 AM

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It's true, especially when Kyle squeezes my tomatoes while showing me his cucumber. (I'm a salad freak!)
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 12:46:49 PM

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Alissa is such a salad freak she smears blue cheese dressing all over her body while listening to nights in white satin
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 1:21:45 PM

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damusicman is former forum humorist, Mortimer Nippliptix...Retired Chippendales performer and pioneering recipient of male buttock augmentation. Circa 1996



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 2:00:48 PM

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WellMadeMan is a long time member of hair club for men. He went bald when he was younger. Maybe it is all that jacking off he does.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 12:26:40 PM

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sam gets that hot cybering on lush , she has to wear sponge knickers.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 1:23:05 PM

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jack is just jealous he can't lick my knickers, but he can't. For one I need a real man to please me, and I don't wear knickers.hello1
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 1:26:39 PM

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hizlylsextoy is a virtual bum magnet.

She's attracted me.

Hairclub for Men gave me the less expensive option of a transplant utilizing the thicker, coarser hair from a horse's ass. A few other qualities transferred over, as well. Ooops.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
nicola
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 2:38:31 PM

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WellMadeMale was approached to play the part of "Steve Austin, 6 million dollar man" in his youth, unfortunately he was too busy appearing in Hamlet on Broadway to take them up on it, and launch his TV career.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 2:57:49 PM

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For a modest and reasonable fee, Nicola will perform her juggling comedienne routine at your wedding reception, graduation party, or coming-out-of-the-closet celebration at your parent's home -or- place of employment.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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